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MVP of the Finals!
LeBron James
Steph Curry
Kevin Love
Draymond Green's unquenched bloodlust for male genitals
Craig Sager's suit for Game Six
Adam Silver for making the series go seven games
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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

HOLY loving poo poo!!!!!!!!!



Yes folks, looks like we made it! After Golden State went up 3-1 and it looked like the series was as good as over, Cleveland won two straight by double digits and here we are in Game Seven.

Game Six: LeBron continued to make his case for world's greatest human. Kyrie was okay. Tristan Thompson, freed up by the injury to Andrew Bogut, did great work down low. Kevin Love has been abducted by aliens. Richard Jefferson continues to contribute minutes and solid effort. Draymond Green wasn't as good when forced to play center. The Splash Brothers splashed, but couldn't move the ball without a lot of difficulty. Harrison Barnes probably wishes he's been abducted by aliens.

My butthole is positively clinched in anticipation, but let's try to finish this out...

































I can't take it. This game needs to start NOW. There are so many great possibilities for tonight:
  • LeBron goes Goku
  • We have the Kevin Love game
  • We have the J.R. Smith game
  • Richard Jefferson inexplicably scores 25 points
  • Steph Curry murders Kyrie Irving
  • Draymond Green murders someone's groin
  • Harrison Barnes shoots 0/32
  • The game goes six overtimes
  • Mark Jackson commits Seppuku after watching HIS Warriors win another title without him
And thus these threads disappear for another year...

Careful on the poll. You only get to choose one option this time!

Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Jun 20, 2016

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Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

The last image with Kevin Love is going to give me nightmares for the rest of my life.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I'm more excited for this than any other sporting event not involving the Patriots.

Go the loving Cavs

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
this is it boys, whether the dubs or cavs win, only one thing is 100% certain: i will definitely do something sad and desperate like watching women's professional e-snooker over the offseason

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
LET'S GO CAVS

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

what about earl taking back his title as king of the bullshit shot

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
go dubs i'm riding this loving bandwagon till the end

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring
It's high time you go all Sleepy Floyd on them, Steph! 50 will do.

Tokyo Sex Whale
Oct 9, 2012

"My butt smells like vanilla ice cream"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ7RS-39_20

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Lets go Cavs, eat poo poo those assholes that spent 50k on a seat

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP




I'm so loving hyped!!!!!!

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Game is gonna loving own bones

EDIT: Where is my ironic Harrison Barnes and unironic Klay Thompson option for the poll

Femur
Jan 10, 2004
I REALLY NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
I don't really believe in you Lebron, but its only one more game, pls make your shots.

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
im punching my fists into my palm and then blowing into my cupped hands.

choo chooo here come lebron

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Metapod posted:

LET'S GO CAVS
DEAR LEBRON JAMES SIR,

YOU HAVE BEEN PUT ON THIS EARTH FOR ONE REASON

GOD MADE GLORIA GIVE BIRTH TO YOU VIA IMMACULATE CONCEPTION ON DECEMBER 30TH, 1984. SHE RAISED YOU WITH GOOD CHARACTER. SHE STEERED YOU TOWARD BASKETBALL BECAUSE THE FATES KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO BE THE BEST BALLER ON THE FACE OF TERRA FIRMA. YOUR FIRST STEP WAS EXPERIENCING LOSING WITH CLEVELAND. YOUR PURPOSE IN GOING TO MIAMI WAS TO EXPERIENCE THE JOYS OF WINNING SO YOU COULD BRING THEM BACK TO CLEVELAND WITH YOU. YOU LOST TO THE WARRIORS LAST YEAR TO CEMENT YOUR HATRED OF THOSE PHILISTINES. THIS BRINGS YOU TO YOUR PURPOSE. THE ONE REASON WHY YOU ARE HERE

YOU WILL BEAT THE LIVING poo poo OUT OF THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS, WHICH WILL LEAD YOU TO YOUR FINAL ACT. YOU WILL THEN RAM THE TROPHY UP JOE LACOB'S rear end AT A SPEED COMPARABLE TO THE CHALLENGER SPACE SHUTTLE.

IT IS FORETOLD

Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Jun 20, 2016

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



whats the over/under on nut shots for this game

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR A YEAR AND ALSO LONGER IN ANOTHER SENSE

but more specifically after last year, getting hosed out of real series due to a loving Celtic and bad luck.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

Metapod posted:

LET'S GO CAVS

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ CAVS take my energy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Crazy Ted posted:

DEAR LEBRON JAMES SIR,

YOU HAVE BEEN PUT ON THIS EARTH FOR ONE REASON

GOD MADE GLORIA GIVE BIRTH TO YOU VIA IMMACULATE CONCEPTION ON DECEMBER 30TH, 1984. SHE RAISED YOU WITH GOOD CHARACTER. SHE STEERED YOU TOWARD BASKETBALL BECAUSE THE FATES KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO BE THE BEST BALLER ON THE FACE OF TERRA FIRMA. YOUR FIRST STEP WAS EXPERIENCING LOSING WITH CLEVELAND. YOUR PURPOSE IN GOING TO MIAMI WAS TO EXPERIENCE THE JOYS OF WINNING SO YOU COULD BRING THEM BACK TO CLEVELAND WITH YOU. YOU LOST TO THE WARRIORS LAST YEAR TO CEMENT YOUR HATRED OF THOSE PHILISTINES. THIS BRING YOU TO YOUR PURPOSE. THE ONE REASON WHY YOU ARE HERE

YOU WILL BEAT THE LIVING poo poo OUT OF THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS, WHICH WILL LEAD YOU TO YOUR FINAL ACT. YOU WILL THEN RAM THE TROPHY UP JOE LACOB'S rear end AT A SPEED COMPARABLE TO THE CHALLENGER SPACE SHUTTLE.

IT IS FORETOLD

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Brolander posted:

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR A YEAR AND ALSO LONGER IN ANOTHER SENSE

but more specifically after last year, getting hosed out of real series due to a loving Celtic and bad luck.

To be fair considering how Love has played it looks like the Celtics may have done you a favor last year...

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Shear Modulus posted:

whats the over/under on nut shots for this game

I don't know what the emoji for a Möbius loop is but pretend I posted it instead of this

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
oh did i mention lebron and i share the same birthday? this was meant to be

my internet is starting to gently caress up on me and Readers, you cannot imagine the wrath

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Rasta_Al posted:

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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Rasta_Al posted:

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astrollinthepork
Sep 24, 2007

When you come at the king, you best not miss, snitch

HE KNOWS

Brolander posted:

oh did i mention lebron and i share the same birthday? this was meant to be

my internet is starting to gently caress up on me and Readers, you cannot imagine the wrath

Same

astrollinthepork
Sep 24, 2007

When you come at the king, you best not miss, snitch

HE KNOWS

Rasta_Al posted:

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Rasta_Al posted:

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Rasta_Al posted:

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ CAVS take my energy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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Take all of it. I can afford to fall into a coma for a few days.

Tokyo Sex Whale
Oct 9, 2012

"My butt smells like vanilla ice cream"

Rasta_Al posted:

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Fat baby Steph

This is it friends

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
I can't imagine how the gently caress it feels to play in Game 7 of the NBA finals. Neither of these teams even my team and I've been hype as hell all day for this. Players must be going crazy.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

gently caress Steph Curry
gently caress Klay Thompson
gently caress Draymond Green
gently caress The Golden State Warriors
gently caress Oakland
gently caress San Fransisco
gently caress the entire state of California


Go.
Earl.

Hail Satan

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZKX-cf_p90

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Jota posted:

I can't imagine how the gently caress it feels to play in Game 7 of the NBA finals. Neither of these teams even my team and I've been hype as hell all day for this. Players must be going crazy.

I wouldn't be able to make a shot if I were playing

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Rasta_Al posted:

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ CAVS take my energy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Light the signals

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Jota posted:

I can't imagine how the gently caress it feels to play in Game 7 of the NBA finals. Neither of these teams even my team and I've been hype as hell all day for this. Players must be going crazy.
I've been hype for this since the end of Game Six. Players must be on some real good mood relaxers to be able to play a game like this.

Seriously I don't even think I'd have slept between Thursday night and now if I was a member of either team.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

euphronius posted:

I wouldn't be able to make a shot if I were playing

So you would be shook

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Crazy Ted posted:

I've been hype for this since the end of Game Six. Players must be on some real good mood relaxers to be able to play a game like this.

Seriously I don't even think I'd have slept between Thursday night and now if I was a member of either team.

That thursday game was so much hype holy crap. I know what you're saying


I hope they point out the techbros paying 49000 for tickets too

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Metapod posted:

So you would be shook

Shook would i be

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