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President Captain ISIS: *gestures to photograph of cabinet, featuring Sec'y State Saddam Hussein, Sec'y Treasury Osama Bin Laden etc.* These guys were alive all along.
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In this timeline, there aren't nor have ever been NHL teams in hot weather cities like Phoenix and Tampa. Instead they have a league of "Battle Stick," a deadly land sport much cooler than hockey. |
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Jun 21, 2016 12:47
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*me looking around in amazement at the new timeline I've inadvertently stumbled into* "so you're telling me lebron was aborted..."
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alnilam posted:In this timeline, there aren't nor have ever been NHL teams in hot weather cities like Phoenix and Tampa. Instead they have a league of "Battle Stick," a deadly land sport much cooler than hockey. id watch it on my televisions
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alnilam posted:In this timeline, there aren't nor have ever been NHL teams in hot weather cities like Phoenix and Tampa. Instead they have a league of "Battle Stick," a deadly land sport much cooler than hockey. id watch it on my televisions
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Trump, touched by the plight of the poor, grabs all the money he can fit in his baby hands from time to time and throws it from Trump Tower. |
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Prometheus was never made
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an alternate timeline where weed wolf is straightedge
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Luvcow posted:*me looking around in amazement at the new timeline I've inadvertently stumbled into* "so you're telling me lebron was aborted..." It was the greatest abortion in the history of the NBA, according to many commentators. ---------------- |
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LeBron's mom made a fantastic block with just 1:51 left in the fourth trimester
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HighwireAct posted:LeBron's mom made a fantastic block with just 1:51 left in the fourth trimester the block set her up for a fantastic alley oops |
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in the timeline where GS won, I have a girlfriend
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HighwireAct posted:LeBron's mom made a fantastic block with just 1:51 left in the fourth trimester ---------------- |
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Jun 22, 2016 10:52
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HighwireAct posted:LeBron's mom made a fantastic block with just 1:51 left in the fourth trimester
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It's important for me to note how much funnier "fourth trimester" is than "third trimester."
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Ein cooler Typ posted:in the timeline where GS won, I have a girlfriend And her name is....Adolfa Hitler Jr.?!!!?! ---------------- |
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Jun 22, 2016 11:23
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Jun 22, 2016 12:03
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Me: In my timeline, Steph Curry makes the four point play and then in overtime he shoots 18 threes to win it for the Warriors. GSW Fan: Take me there! Me: ...but the Axis powers won WWII and the United States has been divided up between Japan and Germany. GSW Fan: I already told you: take me there! ---------------- |
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Macnult posted:the block set her up for a fantastic alley oops LeUnborn James |
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Macnult posted:the block set her up for a fantastic alley oops misty mountaintop posted:LeUnborn James
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