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Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

It was an ordinary Sunday morning when things took a turn - or in this case, went straight - for the worse. Anton Yelchin, who played iconic "Scotty" character in smash hit blockbuster series "Star Trek", "Star Trek Into Darkness," and upcoming "Star Trek Beyond", was fetching the mail when his parked Jeep took a life of its own and mowed him down.

Perhaps he has gone to a place where no man has gone before - a place where he can live long and prosper unlike this cruel world. Maybe, just maybe, he was beamed there.

America loves you Scotty.

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
we know

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

one time i thought i flushed but when i went back to my toilet a few hours later, it turns out that i didn't! haha! that was one time the egg was on my face, if you know what i mean!

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
he's dead Jim

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Live long and piss

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I think he saw the vehicle start to roll and ran in front thinking he could stop it and that's how he got pinned against the wall.

I also wonder if he died right away or if it took hours for him to pass, weakly calling for help but nobody was near enough to hear him.

I can only hope he went quickly.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

thanks for the news article that happened days ago and we already did a thread about, retard.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
This just in. Water is WET.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
i once took a piss on a city bus

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
anton yelchin dies a second time from embarassment

dirtgolem
Dec 22, 2011

Wounds are always fresh and so the scabs are never dry
Gutter is the place in which we choose to live our lives
Square inside a circle is the symbol in my eye
Home is where the gutter is and this is where I'll die

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

Anton Yelchin, who played iconic "Scotty" character

RIP Chekhov :cawg:

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016
after the first few threads I wasn't sure if he was actually dead





but now, now i'm sure

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

cub posted:

i once took a piss on a city bus

hosed up if false

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

drat i liked him on babylon 5

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

beam me up god

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

h210679 posted:

RIP Chekhov :cawg:

trap sprung

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Tuxedo Gin posted:

thanks for the news article that happened days ago and we already did a thread about, retard.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless



how is this different to Maximum Overdrive

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

the jeep watched terminator: salvation is my guess

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Ein cooler Typ posted:

how is this different to Maximum Overdrive

the face is on the truck in Maximum Overdrive, it's IN the truck in Trucks.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I like how a car company has to do a recall because people can't tell if it is in park or not

not really sure which side is dumber here but I'm gonna have to go with the millennials staring at they phone instead of parking the car or seeing it roll at them

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

rip dimebag darrell

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

donkey salami posted:

Never go in the neutral zone

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Captain, if you push her any harder the mailbox will go!

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Russian men are the sexiest, extra pale and real bony.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Blue Train posted:

beam me up god

i came here to post thhis u rear end in a top hat!!!!!!

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

rip dimebag darrell

god damnit!!!!

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
Didnt he have like 2 lines? Who cares

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
Replace him with a lensflare in the next one

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



when they reversed his car they found out he was a clingon all along

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016
Who wants to make the next thread tomorrow? The jokes already gave out in the first few and this one has already run it's course

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004

Ein cooler Typ posted:

how is this different to Maximum Overdrive

100% less AC/DC

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

why couldn't it have been wil wheaton instead

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

Keeping the engines running was what Chekov did best

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Listen, all of y'all, it was a sabotage

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

imo he shouldn't have had sex with that 9yo he was babysitting

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

JiveHonky posted:

I think he saw the vehicle start to roll and ran in front thinking he could stop it and that's how he got pinned against the wall.

I also wonder if he died right away or if it took hours for him to pass, weakly calling for help but nobody was near enough to hear him.

I can only hope he went quickly.

if it was slow, I wonder how he passed the time, I bet waiting to die is really boring

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
I wonder if he said the famous line from the Star Trek brand television shows "beam me up...." right before he expired :eyepop:

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





he was probably jerking it

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i feel bad for the guy but worse about the painfully unfunny tryhard op i give it 2/10 and voted thread 1 accordingly

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