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Should I stay or should I go?
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Please stay 195 31.20%
Go away 136 21.76%
Who cares? 99 15.84%
gently caress you op, your soccer sucks and your tea tastes like poo poo! 195 31.20%
Total: 625 votes
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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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I think its time for Mom to move in with us, Canada.

She's getting old as gently caress, pooping herself... She's even hanging out with that weird rear end german down the road.

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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Tramadol Junkie posted:

If they fix this ballet and rob us of a Brexit then I'm going to start a loving riot.

gently caress the consequences.

I don't know if furious masturbation counts as a riot

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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All my exes live in Brexis?

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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So it turns out England was the South Carolina of the UK all along

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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PS, im in Austin, Texas and nobody outside of Bumfucktown and Hangbrowns county or wherever takes "Texit" as a serious thing and not just some poo poo our suckafuck governor has stuck in his rear end

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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Looking forward to mom dying so we can split up the antique china between us and Canada

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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Anthony Hopkins is Welsh, but he decided road trips through the American west beats the poo poo out of living in villages that worship false fish gods in indecipherable languages like something out of a poorly conceived Lovecraft short story.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Buzz, your girlfriend, woof!

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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I like the whole class system thing in Britain

It doesn't matter how much money you have or how much influence, unless you are of the ancient landed gentry you are A TERRIBLE GARBAGE PERSON

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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We will accept the English entry to the United States under the condition that they replace their queen with Oscar the Grouch's british cousin, and change their state song to "Suck My Dick, You gently caress Man", with lyrics to be written by David Lee Roth at some point in the future

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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Moridin920 posted:

Rees-Mogg sounds like an orc out of my Shadow of Mordor game.

Rees-mogg! Rees-mogg! Rees-mogg!

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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Maurice Gideon-Smokehouse, if I anglicize [¿sp?]

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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Moridin920 posted:

they can have their royals, but I'ma make fun of them is all

euros poo poo talk the USA all the time turnabout is fair play


lol

"But-but, it's not for really-real, you see?"

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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hemophilia posted:

We have these people you see, with vestigial ceremonial duties that several countries fundamentally assume and rely on, we pay them money to frown at us have pretty weddings and have babies and also we maintain hosed arraingements with not insignificant crown lands being allowed to be taken away for good if we yank the rope away

This isnt hilarious or antiquated.

I didn't even ask my wife's dad if I could marry her since she is a goddamn adult and we aren't in feudal times. Yet here we have a whole nation that runs on depreciated ceremony and "well, it is expensive, but our whole economy is built on selling Chinese people tchotchkes."

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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hemophilia posted:

If the anglosphere was the bush family the uk is loving Roger Clinton atm

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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RobattoJesus posted:

Threatening to take away the queen is to Brits what threatening to take away guns is to an American. It's only supported by people who secretly hate their country.

Until the queen dies and Charles becomes king and then vive la revolution

gently caress that noise- skip that weenie, he can't even whack he own pecker, gotta get a manservant to help. We can skip that bald doofus and his flat assed wife while we are at it, and their boring kid

Cry God for Harry, England, and Saint George!

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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I'm for gun control, but LOL if you think I would choose gun control if it meant having some unelected genetic defects Keeping Up With The Kardashians on our dime

But enough about the Bushes, hahaha

Just kidding, royalty sucks

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

the main use of the royal family is to make other countries feel uncomfortable

"Am I supposed to bow? No, right? That's dumb. Maybe curtsy? Do men curtsy? Can I just fist bump or some poo poo?"

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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Hmm, yes, this seems like a normal and dignified thing for a head of state to do

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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Britain's darkest secret: They are mad jealous they didn't have a Napoleon

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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So are people all "My lord" "My lady" over there because that's pretty funny

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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:boom:

Get wrecked, old chap

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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A burn is a burn, weiner-dudes

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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Young Freud posted:

Nigel Farage was spotted at the German embassy in London, apparently trying to file for joint citizenship. While his spokesman assures us that he's not filing for dual citizenship, his wife is German and he may have been trying to get his children to gain dual citizenship under his wife. So, it seems that England is no longer good enough for Mr. Farage or his family and he is at least trying to get his family to live in Germany, heart of the EU beast.

Also, he's sporting a wicked sweet mustache.



That's not Nigel Farage, that's Ron Mexico, well-known business man who is absolutely not a British politician.

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