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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Electronic Expo 3 is in the bag hang up ur video game hats and submit your ratings to IGN friends. What was your favourite thing?


My uncle called me yesterday and said the new zelda is hot because you can unequip the girl's shirt!

Maybe the new Crash Bandicot tickles your fancy like subscribe and share your favourite moments below!

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Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
Does your uncle work for nintendo?

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
When is beat runner 3 coming out?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
no new slitherio

0/5

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
star citizen

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
3d world runner, cuzzo!!!

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Libelous Slander posted:

Does your uncle work for nintendo?

no unless nintendo sells dvdr rips of pirates of the carribean out of an rv

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i'm an adult, op, i don't play video games, which are toys, for children

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



OMGVBFLOL posted:

i'm an adult, op, i don't play video games, which are toys, for children

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

I wonder what the employees are discussing with the dudes actively watching vr porn?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Falun Bong Refugee posted:

I wonder what the employees are discussing with the dudes actively watching vr porn?

cool jacket r u hard yet

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
Me and Romero spent all weekend in his hotel room playing his latest, something called "VR Crack Simulator." It's really cool, you put the controller in your mouth, use a REAL lighter, and you don't even need goggles or a headset! He let me try the free demo, but apparently it becomes Pay for Premium after that. One thing I didn't understand was the credit system- he said that he was still perfecting it, but he let me pay him cash on the spot. Afterwards he'd run out of the room to where he said the machine was, and he'd exchange my cash for more "Tokens" (they're actually small, physical tokens that you load into the controller!). I finally may have found a game more addictive than WoW!

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

I wonder what the employees are discussing with the dudes actively watching vr porn?

"Yeah, you'd be surprised what you can gently caress while wearing this thing and still believe you're having sex with an actual human"

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I liked when Aisha Tyler got to pretend to be funny for 90 minutes

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



CharlestonJew posted:

I liked when Aisha Tyler got to pretend to be funny for 90 minutes

in 3 years naughty america will have taken girlwood now what

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
the last guardian is finally coming out, right?

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
*5 minute extravagant song and dance number*

Haha wow that was fun wasn't it? Now let's talk about orlando *man dressed like a pink giraffe nods solemnly*

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

The new Zelda, Last Guardian getting a release date, and Kojima announcing a new game are the only parts of E3 that weren't really disappointing.

Steep looks kinda fun too.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Libelous Slander posted:

Does your uncle work for nintendo?

I've got an aunt at sega

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



was there a new madden announced? when will they run out of ideas to keep it fresh I mean there's new characters all the time what gebius writes this stuff

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
I was thrilled and aroused to hear that Nintendo was making a newer, bigger NES, a super-NES, if you will

turtlecrunch
May 14, 2013

Hesitation is defeat.
I really liked the new No Man's Sky trailer and the 45 minutes of current version gameplay they streamed. It's going to be revolutionary, and it's out in a bit under 2 months!

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



how about that battlefield one though i didn't think i'd like it but my man snoop is down w the d oh double

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

CharlestonJew posted:

*5 minute extravagant song and dance number*

Haha wow that was fun wasn't it? Now let's talk about orlando *man dressed like a pink giraffe nods solemnly*

Oh man

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
I didn't watch or follow e3 cause lol really?

but I heard about a new zelda game so that's cool

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

Simstim posted:

the last guardian is finally coming out, right?

It will come out someday, I hope. Those games are ART

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Macnult posted:

It will come out someday, I hope. Those games are ART

Is that the game by the ICO guys that's been in development for like a decade?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I like the multi player games where they get actors to pretend they're friends playing the game.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
does the xbox one s still have the wrong kind of ram?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Gaunab posted:

I like the multi player games where they get actors to pretend they're friends playing the game.

it's alright but not very helpful i'm trying to figure out what these games are like to play alone with no one

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Is that the game by the ICO guys that's been in development for like a decade?

Yeah. Also, it's bullshit that you can only rent Ico/SotC on ps4 through that dumb ps2 rewind service rather than buy it off of the store.

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

I really want to like video games and I keep playing them in the hope that I'll get addicted but at this point I'm like a closet gay dude loving all the pussy he can get his hands on just hoping the next pair of titties will turn him straight.

Frisky
Apr 2, 2012

What turtle?
idk, op. did yhey finally show half life 3? if so, than that would be it

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Zorodius posted:

I was thrilled and aroused to hear that Nintendo was making a newer, bigger NES, a super-NES, if you will

The SNES being re-released is probably the only video game related thing I'd probably ever care about at this age.

Libelous Slander posted:

Does your uncle work for nintendo?

Can confirm, new Zorlda game is coming soon 👍

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Macnult posted:

Yeah. Also, it's bullshit that you can only rent Ico/SotC on ps4 through that dumb ps2 rewind service rather than buy it off of the store.

Aren't the PS2 emulators pretty good now? I bet it's out there.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

I really hope the new Zelda has a grappling hook. I think that would be a good innovative tool

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Aren't the PS2 emulators pretty good now? I bet it's out there.

It is, but the PS3 version is the one I want to play because the PS2 could barely handle SotC.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

DId you guys see the new Madden? That poo poo looks exactly like you're watching a game on tv, it's nutso!

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
SPIDER-MAN VIDEO GAME

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