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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




You want to talk Sonic the Hedgehog bags?





I am sorry for deploying the nuclear option so early in the thread.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Rolex is not actually spelled b-a-g-e-l-s-p-o-r-t

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




There were two sets, ones that turned into robots and ones that turned into goofy looking dinosaurs. The dinosaurs were the best ones, obviously.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Somfin posted:

I had Mario Teaches Typing and it was the worst-programmed thing I've ever seen in my life. I think it qualifies as a bootleg/knockoff because it's clearly a really lovely typing game with Mario stapled to it.

I had to go look this up.

Super Mario Wiki posted:

Trivia

The CD-ROM version of this game, if inserted into a CD player or similar device, has a hidden audio track, a rap song called "Practice Makes Perfect."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdV4d2MRVK8

Actually, it turns out that this is the realest mario game ever made.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Dude, there's way better options for that today.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/246580/

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




That's why they only do medical and science themed games aimed at young girls. Nobody wants to risk a public relations nightmare by shutting down something like that.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




That's in case their trainers try to pick 'RUN'

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




This knockoff console isn't for kids, which I only mention so you know how cool you are for playing it.

What's up, you Familycomputer System?

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Elfface posted:

What would that even be a bootleg of? Is there some man-faced horse that's popular with kids?

Don't tell me you haven't heard of the popular japanese dating sim My Horse Prince



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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches







Fucker got me again

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I too have a lovely lightning McQueen transformer, but mine's even worse. It goes from car to hosed up egg.



The other difference is that mine is actually officially licensed and approved by Disney-Pixar

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




KataraniSword posted:

I think it was a prize out of a Disney-branded Kinder Surprise egg, and the "transforming" is just it folding so they could fit it in the candy.

lol nope. it's a whole product line called Hatch'n Heroes and the fact that they turn into hosed-up lovely eggs is the main selling point.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Man, I invented that in 1996, I have the sketchbook drawings to prove it. Batteries were just too heavy to make it work.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






There's a lot to unpack here, and the bag is empty

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




You forgot the most blatant knockoff of all

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




That's nice, but can you add one more level of bootleg by making it into one of those card "games" you get at the dollar store that don't include any rules for how to play it, if indeed it's actually playable at all?



Perfect, that's exactly the photo I needed, thank you

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Also, that is clearly a repainted Shrek

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Huzzah! posted:

Which is better, Santa getting bit by a radioactive spider or Peter Parker basically doing a Santa Clause™?

Peter Parker getting bit by a radioactive Santa

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




TRANOFSERRS
Robots tell you lies

TRANOFSERRS
Cars that turn to guys

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Captain Invictus posted:

I am very glad transfomable tomas lives on even today, I have one of the originals and it's a right piece of poo poo but I love it anyways

I sold off all my transformers a couple of years ago. I had a bunch of rare stuff in there, even a couple of lucky draws.

I will never sell Transformable Tomas.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Maybe they were trying to recreate the old mutating figures and then realized that it wasn't going to work

"Hey, come here a second"

"What's up?"

"It's just... I'm trying to make it so you can swap the heads around and... it won't fit. Like, there isn't enough space in the body to fit the head"

"That's impossible, heads are way smaller than... huh."

"Yeah, see?"

"Why is it so... Wait a second, they're all like that! We've been selling these things for years, why didn't anybody say anything!? And what the gently caress is with the EYES??"

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Blaze Dragon posted:

I don't think this is a bootleg at all. The box looks genuine, and the writing is in Japanese rather than the more bootleg-usual Chinese. This is seemingly legit, it's just Japan's love of transforming robots in action.

I have three pieces of good news for you. It's legit, there's a whole line of them, and they can do this:

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I read a lot of Mark Twain and I don't remember that happening at all

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




No.

It is fully compatible with Lepin though for some reason

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






I know Obvious Plant is cheating, but gently caress it. I play to win.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




His cartoon is amused, but he is not

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Like most Welsh phrases, it roughly translates to "mind your own business"

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





Sweet

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Who would win in a style-off between that and one of those neon covered Japanese trucks?

I'm kidding, of course. Obviously the answer is the audience

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




This is blatant false advertising, I wanted a robot that turns into a basket of buffalo wings, drat it

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I've been there, and the rest of the museum isn't much better. There's a Madame Tussaud's a block away, but they charge like thirty bucks and I don't know a single person who's ever gone there. Everybody has a photo on the simpson horror couch.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Waluigi came here to play tennis but nobody plays that much tennis around here so he might as well become a problem

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I am reminded of a tumblr post that said it's bullshit that we think of dolphins and sharks as this good/evil dichotomy when sharks are mindless eating machines that can never be anything more or less than neutral, while dolphins are social animals with enough intelligence to have basic morality, and the ability to choose to be evil

Even if the majority of dolphins are good, there are still more evil dolphins than there are evil sharks.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




There's a nightclub downtown you should check out

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Lay egg is a universal truth

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Gaben: A genie appeared and offered me wishes to improve my body, but each would be in exchange for my intellect. First it offered to make me thin and healthy, but I would forget how to read.

Me: You turned that down?

Gaben: Of course. My mind is far too important. Then it offered me a long d, but I would be unable to count past two.

Me: And what was the third wish?

Gaben: The what?

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches







EDIT: how could I forget this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLljd8pfiFg

(The best part of this one is that that character is so fat and incoherant because he absorbs any knowledge he finds instead of being discerning and only reading the Bible)

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I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




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