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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

EorayMel posted:

:synpa:

420 snype bootleg threads all day every day with sad superman



Hey its Nick Cages superman!

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

EorayMel posted:

But do you also want these?



Well, I sure don't. Especially dead eyed drowner mario

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Improbable Lobster posted:

Dolphins are murderous assholes and Morays are very friendly, tbf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npP8maVti7o

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Aphrodite posted:

Similar to the Lion King thing actually. His cupped hand there moves up and down.

If "looks likes the character is jerking off" is a big thing with collectors I think nearly all of my old Kenner Jedi action figures fit the bill

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Radio Help posted:

Yea I've wanted one as well since I saw this picture a while back, and something just occurred to me: a good friend of mine is a very good leatherworker who specializes in handmade wallets and I screenprint. I'll hit you up if we can figure out a realistic way to make it happen.

I'm not the type of person to usually jump on this poo poo but I've actually wanted that specific wallet for years

But you don't want that stupid crazy glasses pipe cat thing to happen

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

On the other hand, the Fiesta Cat plushie absolutely belongs here in the bootleg/knockoff thread. I couldn't find the infamous photo of Philovirus' house filled with 500 FC plush dolls which he never sent out but according to the SAclopedia entry the custom plush toy company he ordered them from still has a photo of on in their gallery:

http://www.customplushtoys.com/Inventor/gallery.php?category=28&tpages=3&page=2

Ahahaha

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Is that poo poo why youtube is banning people from making money from their viewcounts?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

King Vidiot posted:

Yeah those are fake as hell. I'd even go so far as to say they're official figures that someone just photoshopped funny names onto.
I dunno when the last time you've seen star wars action figures was but they don't usually look like brittle monstrosities like that Darth Maul, and the lightsabers and weapons aren't just uncolored cookie-cutter plastic

Here's the Ashens video. The packaging is just right around the figures and it doesn't look like they even have room for names there on the version he has
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7RDBgv_u2c

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I was googling this out of curiosity and found a Lego Ideas submission which is almost exactly the same but with a few slight differences in the Pokemon figures, the plants in the pots outside the door, etc etc. I wonder which one came first and which one is ripping off the other one.



drat pikachu got swole af

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Jerry Cotton posted:

Remember when Ashen(s) was at least moderately witty? :member:

To be fair the figure is so loving horrible and him breaking down laughing at it made me do the same. How the gently caress did that thing get released

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

EL BROMANCE posted:

I like Ashens just because he seems a nice guy and he could've turned into a complete rear end with his channel blowing up. The film was awful, mind.

Has any sort of review internet personality person ever actually made an ok film. I haven't watched any of the AVGN or TGWTG'S stuff but I'm assuming they're unwatchable

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I think sonics got that parasite that eats your retina if you leave your contacts in for too long

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

King Doom posted:

What the everloving gently caress? it's like a trailer to a really hosed up horror movie for a bit.

Edit: if he wasn't doing that to toys he'd be doing it to stray cats or something, you know it.

Giving them bomb rear end titties?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Indolent Bastard posted:

In earlier videos he doesn't cover his mouth, so I have no clue why he does it now.

I continue to plumb these lovely depths and have found what I think is the turning point video. It's mostly normal and he shows some shame about the sexualization of the doll, but then he seems to give in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C3ieEVppAk

I dunno what his viewership patterns are like but I'm guessing he started to get more views the more sexualized and creepy he got so he just went with it? Like everyone else on the internet once they realize there's ways to monetize their fetishes

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Finally my fanart is coming to life

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I honestly don't think I can press the play button on that

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

There were two versions of Robert Cop, the second was definitely an art piece but the boxed version was apparently a legit Chinese bootleg.

Bootleg:


Kitsch art:

http://www.jeremyriad.com/blog/toy-talk/bootleg-action-figures-brad-mcginty/

What is the meaning there? Is making a bootleg of a bootleg some kind of commentary? Cause I'm pretty sure there's probably multi-generatianol bootlegs of bootlegs at this point in reality that could showcase that better

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Facebook Aunt posted:

I don't know for sure that it's bootleg, but



Yep, that's a Deadpool mouse pad with boobs.

Not too far from reality especially for deadpool

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Push El Burrito posted:

Why is it $1.99 at the 99 Cent Only Store?

Well it does have 99 cents in the price

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Railing Kill posted:

Oh, yeah. I remember this. Lucille Ball by way of R. Crumb.

(Although my wife just read this post and said that a new statue was comissioned to replace it, and it looks awesome.)



Please tell me they didn't just throw away the original one cause I'm sure it could be put to use in one of those ripoff russian themeparks or something

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Len posted:

Hey anything to get filthy millennials to have protected sex. America has this issue where we want to pretend our youth aren't having sex because our abstinence only sex Ed courses totally work bro. So if they market condoms at them going "hey dumbass keep one on you" I don't see that as a bad thing.

Aren't younger millenials having like the lowest amount of sex in the past 100 years or something ridiculous like that

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I enjoy that WW2 Captain America's accessory is apparently the UK

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
It's weirding me out that Slenderman is a part of the ripoff costume game alongside Mario, Aladdin and Harry Potter

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Croccers posted:

That's a skateboard deck, I'm not sure if that counts. If it does there's a ton of stuff like that.

If it's being sold at a store I'm pretty sure it counts, which it looks like it is

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Captain Invictus posted:

lol, did you get sniped by a bad avatar buyer AP?

I love my horrible avatar but yes, it was bought by whoever decided to make me and other regulars who posted in the "good trump" thread members of a mafia

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Not a single one of those falsely advertised haircuts looks well done including the carefully crafted CGI FFX one. I can only imagine what their actual haircuts look like. Even when I first played the game I thought Yuna looked like a 6 year old who tried to trim her own bangs

I love the Pippi Longstocking cut they showcase though I bet tons of girls want to rock that right now

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

CzarChasm posted:

Who is leader of ze club,
making for you and me?
M-I-K-C-E-Y M-U-O-S-E!

Давай comrade; is not so bad,
we'll drink til we can't see!
M-I-K-C-E-Y M-U-O-S-E!

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Joe “Thor” Dirt

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
“Power to turn into a torso” seems like a pretty poo poo mutant ability unless you’re trying to store yourself securely in the overhead comprtment

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I'm sure the video was posted earlier but it's still so funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aym8nHmcC2Y

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
My favorite Ashens video is the first time he tries to review a toy violin and the translation is so insane he can't stop laughing and has to redo it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adkWiJA9xR0

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Aramoro posted:

It happens a lot because it's a really easy way to start teaching what happened in WW2 as it's about children the same age as you're teaching it to. Some 800,000 children were evacuated so there's a really good chance your grandparent was one of the children or at least was a child when it happened. Between that an Land girls it's a bit they can teach which is relate-able and not too horrific for children (Although still traumatising to the children it happened to).

It's also in lots of books as the starting point, Chronicles of Narnia probably being the most well known.

Loosely related but Brian Jacques who wrote the Redwall series said his extensive descriptions of meals and feasts and food in general in the series came from the rationing of foodstocks during WWII and his memories of how he was always hungry and would dream of having a good meal. There's a lot of points in those books of starving character arriving home from a journey to find a banquet waiting for them

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Randaconda posted:

I read an account of a guy who had suffered rabbit starvation and he talked about fantasizing about drinking straight bacon grease.

Yikes I can't even imagine not eating rabbit for a day let alone a long period of time

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

bunnyofdoom posted:

You. You made my shitlist.

:sweatdrop:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

OwlFancier posted:

Brian Jacques writes literal food porn and it's pretty great.

You read his books for the food guitar solo in the middle.

He actually has a cookbook and it... doesn't quite match the way he describes how delicious his food it but I still want to try and make all of it for the most outdated dinner party some day

https://www.amazon.com/Redwall-Cookbook-Brian-Jacques/dp/0399237917

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Antivehicular posted:

Didn't it also have to do with the Redwall books being written with blind kids in mind, so he was doing his best to integrate non-visual sensory detail? Hence tons of food porn for taste/smell?

I totally forgot that he originally made those books for blind kids, and never pieced together the fact that there’s a decent amount of blind characters in them with that. I do remember reading a report from someone who said when they were a kid they were poor and their parents couldn’t afford much for them, and they read one Redwall book so much that it was almost falling apart. Brian Jacques came to their town for a book signing and the kid was so excited to go but was embarrassed because the book was in such bad shape. He apologized to Brian about it when he got to the front of the line and Brian told him “This one is my favorite of all, because it’s obviously been so well loved”. Brian Jacques ruled

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Stoatbringer posted:

I want to see what happens when it meets a stoppable force.

Moves over it like a dollar store speed bump I’d guess

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Geralt's getting lazy I guess

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
why is it always spiderman (usually multiple different colored spidermans) and elsa in these insane things?

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yeah that youtube channel has .... issues



It's nice to see Chinese animation sweatshop workers are able to work out their frustration and weird fetishes I guess

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