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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Facebook Aunt posted:

6 inches, probably.

That's very concerning.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Veib posted:

What the gently caress I looked up the guy who did both of these fantastic songs from my childhood and turns out he just died this month at the age of 75

Also he was born near the town I was born in and died near the city I now live in

Restää in peukaloinen.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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That's literally Miss Fortune from League of Legends, lmao.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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DontMockMySmock posted:

I can't figure out whether you're right and I am just bad at googling for low-res lovely versions of LoL art, or you believe that LoL invented the concept of "sexy pirate."

edit: also holy poo poo at how bad LoL artists are at anatomy

A redhead sexy pirate literally called Miss Fortune? Yes, I reckon they were inspired by LoL. But they gave her a choker, so now it's an original legally distinct character.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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It's the same product packaged differently for different audiences. It didn't sell well as a teether, so they dumped it at a significantly lower price as a cock ring. The point is, if you're in need of a teether and see a cheap cock ring that is shaped suspiciously like a teether, go for it.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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LifeSunDeath posted:

Wow, a lot to unpack here.

Not really. It's sub 300 pieces.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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BigFactory posted:

I think I’ve walked past that place in Amsterdam. It’s right near Centraal Station.

De Wallen is full of historical buildings, and the city council simply wouldn't allow such filth there. This whorehouse is tacky and doesn't fit the style of the red-light district at all. At least it's the Czech Budweiser, I suppose.

Now, I'm not an expert, but if I had to guess, judging by the blocky architecture, this building belongs on Duisburg's Vulkanstraße, where standards of city planning are rapidly deteriorating. Or so I've heard.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-NBMcfDf_s

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Is selfie stick a gender role? I can't keep up with those zoomers anymore.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

Is anyone doing knock-offs of the best Lego sets. Fabuland. Those jalopys (jalopies?) were cool.

Wow, that's amazing.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Knormal posted:

Don't be put off by the 45-minute video, this is timestamped to the part you all need to see (28:26 if the timestamp doesn't work).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26aR67axvOk&t=1705s

It's no THE GOOSE.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Camel stick would pair well with camel balls.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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It's exactly as bad as the poster suggests.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Humphreys posted:

It's written by the same person as those multi-carts for consoles.

With Deep Fakes, it will soon be possible to have 99 in 1 disks with 10 different versions of Terminator, where Arnold is replaced with Stallone or Eddie Murphy.

Paladinus has a new favorite as of 14:01 on Feb 1, 2021

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Моего сына тоже зовут Борт.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:

God, sometimes these bootlegs bum me out. Just thinking about some poor kid stuck with this pitiful thing instead of a real Spider-Man because his family is too poverty-stricken (or his whole community is) and that's the only toy they have access to/can afford.

And, not to be a complete drag:



From my experience, you can get a regular bootleg Spider-Man for the same price. I know because I grew up poor and had a Spider-Man that could shoot web, only the paint was wonky and the plastic was cheaper than you'd expect. Otherwise it was a lot like the real thing. The same goes for a bunch of Transformers toys I had.

When parents get an extremely lazy soldier toy like that painted as a popular property, it's either because they don't care enough, or the child doesn't care enough.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Dareon posted:

I keep looking for the Obvious Plant logo because that is such a perfect storm of bootleg my brain refuses to recognize it.

They don't own the concept of fake bootlegs, you know. It's obviously fake. If it weren't, it'd already be on youtube with thousands of youtube reviews accompanying it.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It's by the same guy who made the "Bathe in my milk" and "I can chop anything" posters
https://www.instagram.com/truewagner/?hl=en


http://www.whatichopped.com/
http://batheinmymilk.com/


You never know, TrueWagner might have actually gone as far as to create a few scenes of the fake bootleg movie. He's done it before:
https://twitter.com/truewagner/status/1313887003046412288

So it might still be completely fake but partially real

I applaud his dedication to the craft.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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I used to have a sweater that said Ameriea, and the flag on it was red, yellow, and purple.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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*Rednex plays in the distance*

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Reminded me of this classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN8coFfHrXs

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Chainclaw posted:

I own two famiclones, although people tend to not call the Analogue NT a famiclone even though it is.



The Russian on it is of the quality found in poorly translated Chinese user manuals, so I'd hazard a guess it's not actually Russian (plus it says Batong Electronics Plant on the controller).

Considering the ubiquitousness of Dandy brand clones, this thing might be pretty rare, because I can't find a lot about it even in Russian. On the other hand, someone in Novokuznetsk tries to sell one for ~15 bucks, so it's probably not a collector's item.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Phlegmish posted:

I'm fine with being Melinda Megamelons, we should all aspire to be like her

The actual equivalent would be European/Middle Eastern people being depicted as basically 1930's Jewish stereotypes with huge noses. I mean it still makes me laugh but it probably wouldn't if I actually lived there

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R1WPK3u8II

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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It's probably cheaper to make a working DVD-RW drive than to implement some weird firmware that can fake it.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Jesse, what the hell am I talking about?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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CARDI B.
FLAVORED POTATO CHIPS

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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flavor.flv posted:

It's either ddr music or crazy frog

It must be a new version of The Goose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHCid-GypGI&t=495s

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Knormal posted:

Is that a bong on the card art behind Homer?

No, he's holding a carbon rod (or maybe the carbon rod) with a pair of tongs.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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WonkyBob posted:

The Butterfield Ice Pack.

Lol.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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BigFactory posted:

It’s way simpler than that. It’s content for his YouTube channel but he thinks that doing it this dumb way is more engaging than just saying “I bought a cheap electric Chinese car that I’m going to make fun of and pretend I’m on top gear”

It's nowhere near as engaging as this, he should try harder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQh56geU0X8

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Lmao.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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MrUnderbridge posted:

I know "If you have to explain the joke..."

But could you explain the joke for a non-Finn?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBDpIHH4glE

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Bismuth posted:

his fist is on backwards?

So is his A.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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B^U

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Alternatively, this

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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'Hing' is Scots for 'thing'. Also, for 'hang'.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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It's a pimp.

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