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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
KUNG FU PANDA: THE MOVIE: THE COLORING BOOK: THE HAT




THE FLAMETHROWER

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

what even ARE you posted:

Trap sprung or whatever but I think that's a mix of the 80's ponies and the new ones on Netflix.

Yeah, the one on the left is def the 80s toy style.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
That is a knockoff of a knockoff. It is NOT Amusing Duck.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

There's a story behind that last one and I need to know what it is.

Jihadists use Mickey Mouse to indoctrinate children.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I *liked* the Stallone movie.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
BEAT PIG is a Parappa the rapper clone except with pigs.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Nemo Finding Joy Crab

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Hey
Hey hey hey

Where can I find those spinning heads that play the Beverly Hills cop theme music?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Worth a fair bit nowdays as well.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Choco1980 posted:

looking it up, that Coolbaby is apparently one of the best chinese knockoffs of the NES Classic where they just cram a multi-cart into it. It's stable, and the controls work well, and there are a LOT of games on there, with a far higher than usual ratio of official games to romhacks and bootlegs.

It doesn't even look knockoff, beyond the name. It's probably made in the same factory.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Kheldarn posted:

Lay egg is true?

It looks like that Doctor guy from Nightmare before Christmas.


It's viral marketing for a new movie: Nightmare before Easter

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
All wizards look the same anyway

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

davidspackage posted:

Pervert notions aside, maybe because it's one of those "closest to being a princess" things, like getting to wear a wedding dress?

It's truly a sign the feminazis have won that boys don't get to have a police car to drive around a private, asphalted ranch.

Home Schooled. Horse Person.

Instead of red flags, it's a 150 Decibel flashing siren

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I AM FULL OF MEAT

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
They had a warehouse full of Gary Busey dolls that they have to get rid of somehow

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
You can't fool me, that's Tony Danza!

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Once you pop, That's Great!

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

1000 Brown M and Ms posted:

Found this in a local second-hand store:



E: I didn't take a photo of the back, but it does have some screenshots of DS9 mixed in with the TNG stuff

I guess you wouldn't buy that for a dollar.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

AndyElusive posted:

Freshest Pizza in the Jungle.

It's not Delivery, It's Kunte Kinte



That has to be made. I was looking for an Obvious Plant logo. It's too.....

The sponebob as a plunger just pushes it over, really.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Potato Jones posted:

I see, so those weren't jokes at all. Instead, posters AndyElusive and Johnny Aztec were being racist. Thank you.

I was attempting to be clever and play off the " It's not Delivery, it's Digorno" tagline and failed horribly. Thanks for bring that up, ya jerkoff.
Andys was a reference for that clothes ad in the UK with the black child wearing a hoody that said " Coolest monkey in the jungle."




Also, go eat poo poo for calling me racist.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

I do not get it. Please explain.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Besesoth posted:

"Game Grumps" is a video podcast series. One of the hosts is Arin, a man with shoulder-length brown hair with a blonde streak in the front.

"The Grumpy Kid" is a kids' book. The eponymous Grumpy Kid is named Arin, and is a kid with shoulder-length brown hair with a blonde streak in the front.

The two have nothing to do with each other except that the Grumpy Kid is clearly based on the Game Grumps host.

Oh.



Ok.



Thank you for explaining. I am whelmed.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Two things:


1: I am just going to assume thats also some retarded Youtube poo poo

and

2: Wtf? Newsgrounds is still around? Gonna go watch me some Salad Fingers!

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Len posted:

It is an it's significantly less porny now

I guess call me Double Old Man, because when I was kicking around Newsgrounds, it wasn't hardly porny at all.*

*That I recall. I was on dial up at the time, i think, but I was also a horny little teenager, soI am sure I would have found it if it was on newsgrounds at the time.

Lets see...when was it that had the newsgrounds mascot doing a school shooting? That was pretty early on, innit?

Johnny Aztec has a new favorite as of 03:25 on Mar 18, 2018

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Uh.

Is that supposed to be after a visit to the car crusher?

Sure that wasn't supposed to be tie-in to the Brave Little Toaster?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I wonder what it takes to " kill" a toy. If you were to remove Woody's head, would be head continue talking and the body still be able to move around?


In 1 and 2, we saw that limbs, at least, aren't mobile apart of the the main body.
In 1, you could see that it's more of a ...statis sitation, as Buzz's arm was returned, but as well with Sid's "experiments", creating new forms of toy "life".



In conclusion, the Toy Story universe is one filled with abject horror, but that most inhabitants are ignorant of.



Edit: What qualifies as a toy? Would that giant yellow rubber duck in Canada be "alive"?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

I....I need this.

Please. Someone help me. Tell me where.
SHOW ME THE WAY

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
The Spider-man is just trying to relax a bit. Just leave him be

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I don't even know what this is pirating but ... there it goes



Its a childrens show for like...2 to 5 year olds.
My friends 4 year old is obsessed with it.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Grandpa, get off the computer!

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit


Found this at an estate auction today. It's like..a trapper keeper?

I don't actually know if it is a bootleg,but my first reaction is it's a reference to the box art of Mega Man 1?
Anyway,I own it now.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Captain Invictus posted:

That's a Zombie Pigman, an enemy in minecraft's version of hell(and probably one of the better renditions of it), the Nether. The green/white is rotting flesh/bone.


I have no idea of the source for that binder thing, but I want it so. That's a glorious thing, and I don't think it's a bootleg, though the original source I have no idea. It's way too high quality to be a run of the mill bootleg, and I feel like it was made knowingly rather than slammed together like most knockoffs.

After doing some research, it is indeed a legit Trapper Keeper that was produced.
Now, people were debating on whether they actually got the license from Capcom and was only given a vague description, or if some artist was being cheeky.

I'll take a few more pictures when I get it back out. I bought a trunk of crap just for that thing.
But yeah,I'm not attached to it that much. I was planning to sell it anyway. Lemme get you some more pictures,and we can work something out.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Davros1 posted:

Wouldn't be surprised if it's more a Star Wars rip off than a video game. It's not like the name "Mega Man" is that unique. I mean, in 86, a year before the game, the WWF had a wrestler who went be the name "Mega Man" Tom Magee.


Maaaaybe, but the timeline sort of lines up, and that is the MEGA MAN font,and has a TM under it.


"Blue robot that shoots an arm gun" it works. I mean...look at the box art for Megan Man 1.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

How much cooler would it be if the other art there was on the box cover?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

There's a spare tire in muh boot!
"It's free Wheel Estate"

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
It has "Boy Luigi", so where is "Girl Luigi"?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
He went Ka-blooey

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
It's the "donkey sauce" that crosses the line

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
The "Smitch" is some modern era Simpons lazy poo poo. Like how they just call Apple "Mapple"

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

RandomFerret posted:

Who would win in a style-off between that and one of those neon covered Japanese trucks?

I'm kidding, of course. Obviously the answer is the audience

The winner would be the optometrists, as such a thing would cause severe eye damage to anyone within half a mile.

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