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Not really, some old guys yelled at me though. I was playing golf and these senior citizens wouldn't stop and let me play through even though they were taking 20 minutes per hole. I'd have gone around but I already did that and these were the last two holes I needed to play. So anyhow it literally was 20 minutes of watching these guys chunk the ball 20 feet, drive up to it in the card, chunk it another 20, etc. The green was just over a hill so I couldn't see it and I was goofing off with my phone. After a while the cart drove off to the right and disappeared so I assumed they were done and hit my drive. As it turned out I drove the green with my 3 wood but I almost hit one of them, so they threw my ball back at me and called me an rear end in a top hat when I drove up. I was like "oh sorry I thought you were done, total accident sry bruh" and one put his finger in my face and yelled at me. At this point I'm feeling pretty triggered because my safe space had been invaded and someone was saying that I was less than perfect so I mentioned that they looked right at me on the first and second holes and didn't even offer to let me through. So then the guys like, "gently caress off, I should beat your rear end." I lolled and they went about their business but golf is fun and awesome because this type of scenario happens all the time. Here are some golf fights to help you get in the mood for fighting on golf courses in case you're not already pumped up from the story above: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYbjYIoy2W8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjCX-ulgGI8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDSZ4OAByb0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OgfWuxROwM Ok I'm going to go cry good talk guys.
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Were you shaking? I bet you were.
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Jun 25, 2016 21:04
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you suck
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Weaponized Cum posted:Were you shaking? I bet you were. Yeah I started shaking then I cried and peed.
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Jun 25, 2016 21:06
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don't the rich just have their caddies fight for them?
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Jun 25, 2016 21:07
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I hope you die op
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Jun 25, 2016 21:11
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you piece of poo poo.
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Enfield posted:you suck
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Jun 25, 2016 21:14
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I don't like being yelled at
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the only thing that can stop a bad angry guy with a golf club is an angry guy with a shovel you know what to do OP
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Well better go tell the internet about it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C1Pr4AU2wc
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why don't you respect your elders
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Ein cooler Typ posted:why don't you respect your elders I tried to but I'm too strong and athletic so I hit the ball really far.
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Jun 25, 2016 21:24
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make a thread when you actually kill an old man thanks for the vids tho
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Jun 25, 2016 21:27
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A "golf fight" is a hilarious idea
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Lol op had the opportunity to present hi self in the best lift and we all side with the old fuckers lol Op jump Ina geyser
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I work at a golf course. gently caress old guys who won't let you play through. oh dope posted:A "golf fight" is a hilarious idea It is, but not for the reasons you'd think. It's usually pretty violent if it happens because everyone's drunk and angry already. There are some comical and less bloody ones though. A few years ago a drunk guy swung his putter at a guy and hit him but he was drunk enough that he lost his balance midswing and fell down a hill into poison ivy. flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Jun 25, 2016 |
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Jun 25, 2016 21:33
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trip report: first video is the funny one
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should've channeled Johnny Knoxville and hid in the bushes with an air horn to scare the poo poo out of them and make them miss
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Alan Smithee posted:Lol op had the opportunity to present hi self in the best lift and we all side with the old fuckers lol It was totally my fault, I should have drove up a bit and checked to see if they were there still but basic golf etiquette is to let faster groups play through otherwise the course blows and everyone gets pissed.
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> equip shovel
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those golf scrubs should be taught a loving LESSON
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I woulda karate chopped them op
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Wow I thought golf was a game for dweebs....its like MMA but in fancy clothes.
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Did they rape you op?
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You fight the grandpas on the golf course, I'll bang the grandmas at the pool.
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Smash it Smash hit posted:I woulda karate chopped them op I ran off like, "Staaaaahp! You little sheeit! You loving poo poo head!" instead of karate chopping them. It all happened so quick.
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Dave_Indeed posted:I ran off like, "Staaaaahp! You little sheeit! You loving poo poo head!" instead of karate chopping them. It all happened so quick. should have ran the grandpas over in your golf segway
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Jun 25, 2016 22:05
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Since leaving school i've had more fights on golf courses than anywhere else. Truly a good walk spoiled.
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Dave_Indeed posted:I ran off like, "Staaaaahp! You little sheeit! You loving poo poo head!" instead of karate chopping them. It all happened so quick. Man that's not even close
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Someone post more angry golfer vids those really got my goat
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golf courses are a blight upon the earth and golfers are the vermin that infest them
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golf seems like one of those thigns you do expecting to get yelled at by old dudes so thats why i don't play it
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Golf courses are a natural nexus of violence because you're combing alcohol, frustration when you play bad (almost everyone does), and having to wait on other people who are playing bad and you're having to wait cause that motherfucker can't hit a goddamn ball and what the gently caress are you doing lining up your putt like your tiger woods shithead I'm going to go say something to these drunk assholes
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Jun 25, 2016 22:15
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Why didn't you flash your gun at them so they know you're a real man ??
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dog buttz posted:It is, but not for the reasons you'd think. It's usually pretty violent if it happens because everyone's drunk and angry already. There are some comical and less bloody ones though. A few years ago a drunk guy swung his putter at a guy and hit him but he was drunk enough that he lost his balance midswing and fell down a hill into poison ivy. That's good poo poo.
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Some rear end in a top hat hit a ball at me and moments later the game warden was tearing him a new one . Good times.
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Decebal posted:Why didn't you flash your gun at them so they know you're a real man ?? You're not supposed to draw your firearm unless all other options have been exhausted, they said so in CCW class and that is the rules. Edgar posted:Some rear end in a top hat hit a ball at me and moments later the game warden was tearing him a new one . Good times. Yeah it's dangerous to do that and you should be rightfully pissed if someone makes a habit of it. I honestly thought they were out of the way and it was clearly an accident so I think they were being a little dramatic.
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