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Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Dave_Indeed posted:

You're not supposed to draw your firearm unless all other options have been exhausted, they said so in CCW class and that is the rules.




Lol I know that rule from the class too, but you just stretch a bit so your shirt lifts and they see it "accidentally" :tipshat:

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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

never trust an elf posted:

Someone post more angry golfer vids those really got my goat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HqAIq7OXwM

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
FIGHT ME IN MY FAIRWAY, BITCH

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008


I'm the guy who goes "ooh"

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
My friend got hit in the head by a golfball, then this huge red welt was on his forehead for like a month.

Good times.


I find this hilarious because it sounds like someone has just dubbed some swearing guy over the top.

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

Tiger Woods' voice is so funny. Dave Chapelle's impression makes a lot of sense now

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I got sucker punched in the face once. The next morning my co-worked didn't believe me.
Most people can't punch for poo poo

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Maybe you should have just had a beer and washed your balls :airquote: op.

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E73RM9gS7bU

Should have done this.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

There's no excuse for why I don't have that haircut right now.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dave_Indeed posted:

There's no excuse for why I don't have that haircut right now.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
falling down is an amazing movie.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

falling down is an amazing movie.

It's real hackey but I love it

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sheep-Goats posted:

It's real hackey but I love it

we are not the same. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jsbdrP-JMc

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





It's sad that golf courses are filled with angry tryhards who are looking to "relax". Golf owns if you play on a muni course with friends and don't keep score.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul
Golf brings out the worst in people, and golfers are the worst people to start with. It's a volatile feedback loop.

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

Dave_Indeed posted:

I was playing golf

Found your problem, OP.

Dave_Indeed posted:

Ok I'm going to go cry good talk guys.

Common coping skill by people that play and/or watch golf.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

one of you rich motherfuckers spend $40 to immortalize this

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

one of you rich motherfuckers spend $40 to immortalize this



DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

I would buy suck my dick you gently caress man shirt

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC1N3GWbG8M

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
slow golfers are gay and dumb

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Centripetal Horse posted:

Golf brings out the worst in people, and golfers are the worst people to start with. It's a volatile feedback loop.

sorry u poor

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Was anyone else earnestly hoping OP got in a fight somewhere cool where they'd get street cred like the alley behind a bar and not the odd white bourgoise theme park that is a golf course?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

frogge posted:

Was anyone else earnestly hoping OP got in a fight somewhere cool where they'd get street cred like the alley behind a bar and not the odd white bourgoise theme park that is a golf course?

golf owns fucker

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

jackyl posted:

sorry u poor

ha ha. golf isnt a rich man sport
its a stupid rich mans sport. I tried it, once, and lost all my golf balls.

Who wins in that situation? The golf ball manufacturer.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

ha ha. golf isnt a rich man sport
its a stupid rich mans sport. I tried it, once, and lost all my golf balls.

Who wins in that situation? The golf ball manufacturer.

ahaha you got no balls

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Iron Prince posted:

ahaha you got no balls

I do, but they are all in the woods

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

I want to find your balls and treat like treasure

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

donkey salami posted:

I want to find your balls and treat like treasure

me too, buddy
me too

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Golf is the worst loving sport

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

jackyl posted:

sorry u poor

I am not currently poor, and golf still sucks poo poo.


jackyl posted:

golf owns fucker

Golf sucks poo poo.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Dave_Indeed posted:

Not really, some old guys yelled at me though.

I was playing golf and these senior citizens wouldn't stop and let me play through even though they were taking 20 minutes per hole. I'd have gone around but I already did that and these were the last two holes I needed to play.

So anyhow it literally was 20 minutes of watching these guys chunk the ball 20 feet, drive up to it in the card, chunk it another 20, etc. The green was just over a hill so I couldn't see it and I was goofing off with my phone. After a while the cart drove off to the right and disappeared so I assumed they were done and hit my drive.

As it turned out I drove the green with my 3 wood but I almost hit one of them, so they threw my ball back at me and called me an rear end in a top hat when I drove up. I was like "oh sorry I thought you were done, total accident sry bruh" and one put his finger in my face and yelled at me. At this point I'm feeling pretty triggered because my safe space had been invaded and someone was saying that I was less than perfect so I mentioned that they looked right at me on the first and second holes and didn't even offer to let me through. So then the guys like, "gently caress off, I should beat your rear end."

I lolled and they went about their business but golf is fun and awesome because this type of scenario happens all the time.

Here are some golf fights to help you get in the mood for fighting on golf courses in case you're not already pumped up from the story above:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYbjYIoy2W8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjCX-ulgGI8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDSZ4OAByb0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OgfWuxROwM

Ok I'm going to go cry good talk guys.
if this did not invole 3 bladders full of urine and some forced laying down, i dont know what to say. someone read this for me.


op: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJspYSFBxtk

staberind fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Jun 26, 2016

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Centaur horse had the powerful bloodshits in vegas

Then moved to Detroit

He's earned his credentials to talk about poo poo

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Golf is a good walk spoiled *guffaws*

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

It's been my experience that the elderly relish any sort of physical sensation that "wakes them up" or "reminds them that they're still alive" so walking up to an old golfing man and punching him straight in the face is really not a bad thing and will not only make him aware that he has not yet shuffled off this mortal coil, but also give him a good story to tell once he gets back to the old folks home where he spends all his hours waiting to die.

Hope this helps.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Centripetal Horse posted:

I am not currently poor, and golf still sucks poo poo.


Golf sucks poo poo.

Hi CH, I enjoyed reading your threads and rooting for you and am happy to see you.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

donkey salami posted:

Centaur horse had the powerful bloodshits in vegas

Then moved to Detroit

He's earned his credentials to talk about poo poo

This is true. I am a well-credentialed poo poo-talker.


FrankieGoes posted:

Hi CH, I enjoyed reading your threads and rooting for you and am happy to see you.

Thank you! There's an update thread floating around here, somewhere. It was bumped up to the first page earlier today.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_UVgmPDMRY&t=20s

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