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jackyl posted:golf owns fucker its fun to play drunk but past that it's not much of a thing, right?
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Slow players who don't let other groups play through deserve whatever they get, and I say this as a terrible golfer. Hitting into them is a completely acceptable way to move them along.
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Jun 26, 2016 05:13
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staberind posted:if this did not invole 3 bladders full of urine and some forced laying down, i dont know what to say. someone read this for me. All 9 minutes of that old guy talking poo poo is exactly what happened. frogge posted:its fun to play drunk but past that it's not much of a thing, right? It becomes exponentially more fun the better you get at it. I have a 3 handicap and it owns and is fun because white people place those with low golf handicaps in places of great honor in white society for no real reason other than they are good at golf.
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Jun 26, 2016 05:18
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folks let's shut the gently caress up about golf and get the point: disc golf (aka frolf). Very gay or extremely gay?
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Jun 26, 2016 05:20
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Iron Prince posted:folks let's shut the gently caress up about golf and get the point: extremely gay. Also kinda fun
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Jun 26, 2016 05:22
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Centripetal Horse posted:Thank you! There's an update thread floating around here, somewhere. It was bumped up to the first page earlier today. Yeah I read it yesterday. Say hi to Charlie and Cringer for me. 
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Jun 26, 2016 05:23
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FrankieGoes posted:Yeah I read it yesterday. Say hi to Charlie and Cringer for me. Also if you hear that the mormon lady is newly single please send me a PM.
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Jun 26, 2016 05:27
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why the gently caress would you go golfing on a weekend? take a morning off or a halfday and go during the week
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Jun 26, 2016 07:11
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I had to punch an old man in a bar once and it was way more sad than funny
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Jun 26, 2016 08:54
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that's well behaved for a golfer
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Jun 26, 2016 10:45
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Golf... I don't "get" it brother.
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Jun 26, 2016 10:51
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Iron Prince posted:folks let's shut the gently caress up about golf and get the point: Disc golf is extremely gay and fun. No one plays disc golf though and trying to excel at a sport no one will play with you is a waste of time. I used to play sporting clays, 5 stand, and skeet but you would be like hey bros lets drive really far out to the only place around here that does that and pay 50 bucks for a game and then 100 dollars for ammo and everyone was like, "no."
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Jun 26, 2016 15:02
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Disc golf is great if u wanna get rip roaring drunk or high while throwing a $10 frisbee into a lake to never be seen again
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Jun 26, 2016 15:18
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Dave_Indeed posted:Disc golf is extremely gay and fun. No one plays disc golf though and trying to excel at a sport no one will play with you is a waste of time. I used to play sporting clays, 5 stand, and skeet but you would be like hey bros lets drive really far out to the only place around here that does that and pay 50 bucks for a game and then 100 dollars for ammo and everyone was like, "no." my hometown has a long disc golf course through the big city park near the library but it is always full of dick bros that are super aggressive and not at all chill
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Jun 26, 2016 18:34
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I once threw a disc and hit a cop car that was parked too close to a hole. They were trying to bust drinkers and smokers I guess. He got out and was like "you're lucky it was my work car and not my LEXUS like I was suppose to be impressed. I was high
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Jun 26, 2016 18:51
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jackyl posted:sorry u poor Polo is for the rich. Golf is pretty loving cheap that every dirtbag "bro" and "chad" can afford it. TontoCorazon posted:Golf is the worst loving sport This.
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Jun 26, 2016 19:24
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:Disc golf is great if u wanna get rip roaring drunk or high while throwing a $10 frisbee into a lake to never be seen again pretty sure that was in the rules
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Jun 26, 2016 20:03
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you should be killed for playing golf. gently caress you.
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Jun 26, 2016 22:40
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Dave_Indeed posted:Not really, some old guys yelled at me though. 
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Jun 26, 2016 22:41
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Haverchuck posted:you should be killed for playing golf. gently caress you. I almost fell of a cliff in Colorado, if that is any consolation
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Jun 26, 2016 22:44
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Golfers are tools and assholes. The only good kind of golf is putt putt.
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Jun 26, 2016 23:47
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Haverchuck posted:you should be killed for playing golf. gently caress you. Come figt me in my driveway kid. ill gently caress u up. Linux Pirate posted:Golfers are tools and assholes. Golfers are pretty much anyone of any race or culture. It just so happens that most people are assholes so eat my dick and suck my butt.
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Jun 27, 2016 00:43
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Linux Pirate posted:Golfers are tools and assholes. 30+ handicap detected itt
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Jun 27, 2016 00:47
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chip and putt is awesome
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Jun 27, 2016 00:48
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Dave_Indeed posted:Come figt me in my driveway kid. ill gently caress u up. jackyl posted:30+ handicap detected itt Just telling it like it is, golfers are elitist dicks. Just look at Shooter McGavin
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Jun 27, 2016 01:09
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Public course golfers are cool. Super rich golfers are cool It's the in betweens that can be insufferable if you're sober
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Jun 27, 2016 01:12
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Linux Pirate posted:Just telling it like it is, golfers are elitist dicks. Just look at Shooter McGavin I eat shits like you for breakfast
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Jun 27, 2016 01:13
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I don't think old men yelling at you counts as a fight
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Jun 27, 2016 01:43
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Golf doesn't have to be expensive. You can buy decent clubs and thousands of golf balls for relatively cheap online. There's always cheap courses and some really nice courses have ridiculous deals for certain days of the week or times of day. There's a really nice public course near here that you can pay like twenty bucks to play on weekdays after four. also gently caress golf.
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Jun 27, 2016 02:06
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naem posted:I don't think old men yelling at you counts as a fight It does in affluent white culture. I now have enough HOA cred to get a bmw which is basically white cultures equivalent of a tear tat.
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Jun 27, 2016 02:15
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Dave_Indeed posted:It does in affluent white culture. I now have enough HOA cred to get a bmw which is basically white cultures equivalent of a tear tat. I am gonna burn down your loving garage
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Jun 27, 2016 02:16
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dog buttz posted:Golf doesn't have to be expensive. You can buy decent clubs and thousands of golf balls for relatively cheap online. There's always cheap courses and some really nice courses have ridiculous deals for certain days of the week or times of day. There's a really nice public course near here that you can pay like twenty bucks to play on weekdays after four. I pay 1 dollar per hole at the Hillcrest in Johnstown, Ohio where I hold a 5 handicap. Come here and fight me if anyone doubts my power. U will know the strength of my ancestors when u tread upon our holy grounds. If anyone in GBS can defeat me in golf I will surrender my soul to satans altar and let you bang my wife.
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Jun 27, 2016 02:20
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I am gonna burn down your loving garage PM me and I'll send you my address. I have a gym mat in my garage maybe we can just wrestle peacefully and smoke some weed?
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Jun 27, 2016 02:22
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Dave_Indeed posted:I pay 1 dollar per hole at the Hillcrest in Johnstown, Ohio where I hold a 5 handicap.
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Jun 27, 2016 02:22
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I hate golf!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jun 27, 2016 02:40
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did you know that bobby knight had a golf show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av6Mu8aLkio
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Jun 27, 2016 03:04
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Dave_Indeed posted:PM me and I'll send you my address. I have a gym mat in my garage maybe we can just wrestle peacefully and smoke some weed? I dont have plat but that sounds like fun
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Jun 27, 2016 03:07
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I eat shits like you for breakfast You eat poo poo for breakfast?
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Jun 27, 2016 03:07
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Zombie Boat posted:You eat poo poo for breakfast? No. I mean...
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If you had killed the old men, you would have gotten experience points, and perhaps been able to loot a better club than the one you already had. This is how you get better at golf.
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