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Please, mom, let's keep business and family separate, ok?
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This shouldn't be that hard.
You're my mom when: I call to ask you for your cookie recipes
You're my dealer when: I call to ask you if you up
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Jun 25, 2016 21:49
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You're my dealer when: you expect me to have a 20 minute conversation about how Obama is a lizardman before you get me my ounce.
You're my mom when: you expect me to have a 20 minute conversation about how Obama is a Kenyan before you get out my high school yearbook and point at people and ask me what they're doing now
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Jun 25, 2016 21:56
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Dealer: This poo poo is primo, uncut. 250 for an 8ball.
Me: but moooooooooom, Cindy's parents give her 8balls for 90 bucks!
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Jun 25, 2016 22:05
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dealer: you should call more
me: you told me you were going to call me back in 10 minutes though?
dealer: I know I know, but it would nice if you tried to keep in touch more often
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Jun 26, 2016 00:55
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ahh, weed. just like mom used to make
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Mom, no, it doesn't make it "more exciting" when I don't know if these are regular brownies or special brownies.
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