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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6NBHx80ovY        The conspirators, staunch environmentalists, believe that the great proliferation of humanity is destroying the biosphere and that the optimum number of humans in the world should not exceed half a million. Therefore, the "excess" billions must be killed off. The plan is to use the Olympics where people from virtually every country in the world are gathered, and infect athletes and spectators with a mutated form of Zika which they would carry back to their countries. When the disease starts breaking out in various countries, the Shkreli Corporation would announce that it had fortunately developed a vaccine and is set to produce it on a large scale, and be hailed as a savior. The world's governments would hurriedly organize giving the supposed vaccine to their entire populations. By the time it is realized that in fact it was the disease itself, it would be too late - the whole of humanity would be dead or dying, except for the "chosen few" who would get the real vaccine and who would inherit the emptied world. The fanatic conspirators, bearing no personal animosity to the billions they plan to kill, are utterly convinced of the justness of their act and think of it as "saving the world" - i.e., saving the environment and the biosphere from the encroachment of destructive humanity. On a more serious note, zika is pretty loving horrifying. A mosquito bite and a rash leading to a destroyed life. The Brazilian government is insanely and hilariously incompetent, its really quite unfortunate. Instead of worrying about the health of their people they are going to spend a huge amount of money hosting a big party for
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Olympics will be fun. Can't wait for our best athletes to break some records!
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Jun 29, 2016 08:52
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some australian loser bike team got their bikes ganked by dudes on motorbikes with guns while training lmao. If you thought wild dogs wandering onto the course during sochi was funny wait until
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Jun 29, 2016 09:44
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I had a feverishly good time in rio
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The upcoming Olympics will feature blood sweat and tears, probably in that order. Me, I yearn for athlete death, so Zika just isn't satisfying imo. Maybe one will get shot. rudatron has issued a correction as of 12:27 on Jun 29, 2016 |
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Jun 29, 2016 12:21
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zika will go global, the future belongs to our tiny-headed retard babies
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Jun 30, 2016 13:28
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Who do you think will get the zika-baby vote in 18 years time? lol trick question, youth don't vote youth just listen
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Constant Hamprince posted:zika will go global, the future belongs to our tiny-headed retard babies I guess there's hope for the Bush family yet.
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Jun 30, 2016 13:46
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In the near future "pinhead" will no longer be an insult but a descriptor
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Jun 30, 2016 22:37
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1529920/un-atomic-agency-helping-guard-rio-olympics-from-isis-terror-attack/
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Jul 31, 2016 16:25
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Bip Roberts posted:Olympics will be fun. Can't wait for our best athletes to break some records! I don't expect any new records in water sports, because sewage is thicker than water.
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Jul 31, 2016 17:07
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zimboe posted:I don't expect any new records in water sports, because sewage is thicker than water. Good news! http://www.nature.com/news/2004/040920/full/news040920-2.html
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Jul 31, 2016 23:33
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NBC is airing on an unnecessary delay so they have time to edit if someone dies I'm pretty sure I'm not making that up but even if I am, who would know?
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Baloogan, can you offer any professional insight as to whether or not it is safe to swim in poopoo water? I mean, Michael Phelps is a goddamn national treasure and I want to know before I watch if there is some chance he winds up with diphtheria or not.
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Devil Bird Thing posted:Baloogan, can you offer any professional insight as to whether or not it is safe to swim in poopoo water? I mean, Michael Phelps is a goddamn national treasure and I want to know before I watch if there is some chance he winds up with diphtheria or not. i would think you would know after wading around in c-spam for a while
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Devil Bird Thing posted:Baloogan, can you offer any professional insight as to whether or not it is safe to swim in poopoo water? I mean, Michael Phelps is a goddamn national treasure and I want to know before I watch if there is some chance he winds up with diphtheria or not. canadian cities are especially bad about it at the end of the day we're all just sewage anyway
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Baloogan posted:at the end of the day we're all just sewage anyway Sometimes I think the reason Baloogan has a bad reputation is because people don't like blunt truths
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really you are just swimming in star stuff makes u think~
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i met a guy who was blind because he swam off of coney island a day after a storm and a parasite got in and ate his optic nerve. god bless.
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Al! posted:i met a guy who was blind because he swam off of coney island a day after a storm and a parasite got in and ate his optic nerve. god bless. 
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Al! posted:i met a guy who was blind because he swam off of coney island a day after a storm and a parasite got in and ate his optic nerve. god bless. never go in the water
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Aug 1, 2016 16:20
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Reason posted:never go in the water or indeed any water when the only people left are fat neckbeards who never shower, who will have the last laugh
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Al! posted:i met a guy who was blind because he swam off of coney island a day after a storm and a parasite got in and ate his optic nerve. god bless. gently caress
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Reason posted:never go in the water gently caress the ocean. SPECIAL NOTE TO FORUMS POSTER ARFJASON: This is a reference to a meme about GBS posters. No need to make stupid-assed posts about how you don't get a joke. Thank you for reading.
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so the olypics started and a russian diplimat shot someone and hotels were unfinished but eh nothing super disastrus
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https://twitter.com/ReutersWorld/status/761967412115832836
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They're trying to make Sochi look like a smashing success.
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Homework Explainer posted:gently caress the ocean. And everything in it
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Homework Explainer posted:gently caress the ocean. wow, random slam on census designated good poster arfjason out of nowhere
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Aug 7, 2016 02:00
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that flagbearer from tonga was super greasy and shiny and now i'm a gay man
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Y-Hat posted:that flagbearer from tonga was super greasy and shiny and now i'm a gay man 
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Aug 7, 2016 03:12
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hot tip to my fellow gays: check out the men's gymnastics
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i got a 500/1 bet on someone getting their medal stolen from them during the olympics, and i almost went for the 10000/1 bet that it'll be during the ceremony itself
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so if rainbow-six is right we should start to see zilka-like breakouts world wide over the next month or so and Shkreli come out with a vaccine really quickly
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