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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Wait he's not even into dudes now? What a loving fraud.

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Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

notZaar posted:

Wait he's not even into dudes now? What a loving fraud.

Some women are gay, get over it !

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



https://twitter.com/Clarknt67/status/748149028253241344

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
It's IRL Mr. Garrison from South park.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
lol look at that woman of course she blows coke.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Roylicious posted:

lol look at that woman of course she blows coke.

Doing coke with a cute lady is really fun actually !

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Roylicious posted:

lol look at that woman of course she blows coke.

how do you expect her to lose the extra pregnancy pounds?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

It's not gay if her pronouns are feminine.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
My face when someone says #heterosexualpride isn't a real thing

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
So I'm guessing 4chan on this one.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Smash it Smash hit posted:

My face when someone says #heterosexualpride isn't a real thing

Birds are so cool and colorful ! Let's post more birds !

Look at these little dinosaurs :)

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Decebal posted:

Birds are so cool and colorful ! Let's post more birds !

Look at these little dinosaurs :)



This is my face when I find the perfect heterocrew

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Smash it Smash hit posted:

My face when someone says #heterosexualpride isn't a real thing

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Decebal posted:

Birds are so cool and colorful ! Let's post more birds !

Look at these little dinosaurs :)



birds are colorful because they are poisonous

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Luvcow posted:

birds are colorful because they are poisonous

Too fluffed to care

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Good birbs ITT

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
The straightest bird is the Clark's Grebe:
- mohawk is punk af
- evil red eyes
- razor beak
- piggyback rides for the toddlers at the lake on weekends




OTOH, they are really into ballet :gay:

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
This bird will not take crap from anyone, while still looking fabulous !

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

holy poo poo this is me and my heterocrew rolling up in the club :eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

birds sure are crazy

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

OctoberBlues posted:

I had a dream last night that a girl told me I had been blackout drunk and hit on her brother all night, does this mean I am gay or can I still celebrate heterosexual pride day? Please help op.

Her brother is actually CAMAB and you just misgendered her, shitlord.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



I learned about how easy it was to get laid on grindr and I realized it would be p cool to just bang some bros and go slam some pbrs after

I gotta take girls on dates and stuff being straight SUCKS *flips over table*

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Maoist Pussy posted:

Her brother is actually CAMAB and you just misgendered her, shitlord.

So do I like penises or not... :confused:

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

more bird pics please

maybe some hummingbirds, or
kingfishers

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Tuxedo Gin posted:

more bird pics please

maybe some hummingbirds, or
kingfishers

Bask in my beauty, human !


Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Decebal posted:

Bask in my beauty, human !




HELL YEAH

Captain Duvel
Dec 14, 2009
But Twitter is gay so how does that work

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Birds protect us from nasty-rear end bugs ! Use birds instead of insecticide


Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Decebal posted:

Birds protect us from nasty-rear end bugs ! Use birds instead of insecticide




i use birds for sexual satisfaction

keep 'em coming!!

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Tuxedo Gin posted:

i use birds for sexual satisfaction

keep 'em coming!!

Please do not rape a bird ! Always secure consent before engaging in any sexual activity !


social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



nice glad to come back to a couple upstanding citizens hanging out flipping their beans to some beautiful mother nature birds mother nature is a guy or a girl whoever you'd like as long as it's not what u are god bless this nation and the community we have made let our collective ropes shoot and weave a new flag 2 fly hi as high as our bird friends amen brother

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Decebal posted:

Please do not rape a bird ! Always secure consent before engaging in any sexual activity !




one chirp means consenting to sex

two chirps means not consenting to not having sex

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

social vegan posted:

nice glad to come back to a couple upstanding citizens hanging out flipping their beans to some beautiful mother nature birds mother nature is a guy or a girl whoever you'd like as long as it's not what u are god bless this nation and the community we have made let our collective ropes shoot and weave a new flag 2 fly hi as high as our bird friends amen brother

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

i'm not a actually an upstanding citizen

to be honest, i am a felon

hope you can still support my love

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Tuxedo Gin posted:

i'm not a actually an upstanding citizen

to be honest, i am a felon

hope you can still support my love

Orange you glad to see me ? lol !


social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Tuxedo Gin posted:

i'm not a actually an upstanding citizen

to be honest, i am a felon

hope you can still support my love

it takes all ropes 2 stitvh a flag even if your ropes have stolen jewels un them

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Decebal posted:

Orange you glad to see me ? lol !




yeah that did it

i'm finished

thanks for this, bro.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Hetereos are usually bad at sex I don't know what they're being proud of

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

This stately mfer is a Brown Thrasher, which is probably the most hetero bird possible.

Me and the boys will be getting together this evening to watch Roadhouse, drink wine, and celebrate our heterosexuality, together. Trust.

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