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Hey goons, what do you do if you're living somewhere where you can't bring ladies home to bang it out? Does this cramp your game? Do women get sick of the ol' "let's go to your place"? What are some good alternate places for you to get your bone on? 
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Your mom's place.
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Jun 30, 2016 06:15
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I did it at work in the family restroom. Not too long after they installed cameras in our building; me and that old bag must've stunk up the place. 
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Jun 30, 2016 06:23
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I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
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Jun 30, 2016 06:34
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You were fired from your janitor position at Burger King after the first day? That's rough.
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Jun 30, 2016 06:40
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The nearest dumpster that isn't the dumpster that I live in.
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Jun 30, 2016 06:42
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Mange Mite posted:Hey goons, what do you do if you're living somewhere where you can't bring ladies home to bang it out? Does this cramp your game? Do women get sick of the ol' "let's go to your place"? your a 2005 reg date. You should have your own place
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Jun 30, 2016 06:50
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:your a 2005 reg date. You should have your own place lol right on ! *grabs plate of mom's mac n cheese and heads back down to basement*
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Jun 30, 2016 06:52
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Iron Prince posted:lol right on ! lol
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Jun 30, 2016 07:00
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Razorwired posted:I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. Burger King dining hall, upper floor, lunch time! Being 16 was sweeeeet, so much public boning goin on.
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Jun 30, 2016 07:07
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Jun 30, 2016 07:14
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find a house with a pool in the back and tell her its your pool and bang in the pool
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Jun 30, 2016 07:14
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Otacon posted:find a house with a pool in the back and tell her its your pool and bang in the pool my grandmom would be so mad at you
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Jun 30, 2016 07:18
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:my grandmom would be so mad at you Cause I banged her in the pool afterwards
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Jun 30, 2016 07:20
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The Rage posted:Cause I banged her in the pool afterwards gross
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Jun 30, 2016 07:22
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Public libraries often have quiet meeting rooms or sparsely populated bathrooms. Also, Sears bathrooms and fitting rooms (my closest Sears is practically a ghost town). People used to gently caress in cars at the scenic overlook or other secluded parking spots but most modern cars aren't really good for that. In a pinch, any movie theater--just buy a ticket for whatever movie is the current box-office poison bomb and do your biz quietly in the back row of seats.
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Jun 30, 2016 07:25
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The Rage posted:Cause I banged her in the pool afterwards Cool
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Jun 30, 2016 07:30
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Razorwired posted:I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. 
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Jun 30, 2016 07:36
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Pup tent on the dark side of the moon baby. 
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Jun 30, 2016 07:52
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I've always been fond of the unused biomass of the deceased creatures of this world as a breeding ground *skitters away on a million legs*
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Jun 30, 2016 12:38
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just go back to her dorm room dummy!!
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Jun 30, 2016 12:41
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Number_6 posted:Public libraries often have quiet meeting rooms or sparsely populated bathrooms. Also, Sears bathrooms and fitting rooms (my closest Sears is practically a ghost town). People used to gently caress in cars at the scenic overlook or other secluded parking spots but most modern cars aren't really good for that. In a pinch, any movie theater--just buy a ticket for whatever movie is the current box-office poison bomb and do your biz quietly in the back row of seats. My god, are you me? Library archives, any car/van, back row of a movie theater. Also, office. You have my regards, and thanks for sharing!
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Jun 30, 2016 17:35
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Brothels provide rooms for their customers.
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Jun 30, 2016 17:37
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Mange Mite posted:Hey goons, what do you do if you're living somewhere where you can't bring ladies home to bang it out? Does this cramp your game? Do women get sick of the ol' "let's go to your place"? 
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Jun 30, 2016 17:39
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I am a glorified janitor at a big ole office building, security only patrols the central plant once per shift so its pretty safe to take an elevator down there and push some guts in to the sweet sound of a 4160v centrifugal chiller groaning under light load
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Jun 30, 2016 17:51
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Bus Terminal.
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Jun 30, 2016 17:52
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the hospital
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Jun 30, 2016 17:55
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the back room of whatever poor soul leased the SA office
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Jun 30, 2016 18:00
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some goons living room
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Jun 30, 2016 18:02
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Razorwired posted:I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. 
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Jun 30, 2016 18:07
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Razorwired posted:I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. she didn't know where the chicken fry ended and i began until the hair
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Jun 30, 2016 18:08
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I plowed some water head in the back seat of her grand cherokee once. One time behind some dumpsters. An alleyway. The mens room at a bar. A sand bar behind some bushes during a brew cruise down the river. I guess if I were home and ever decided I wanted to cheat on my wife I'd just buy a cheap hotel room. Although I don't know how that isn't a huge red flag for the chick i'm trying to butt gently caress.
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Jun 30, 2016 18:20
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Dave_Indeed posted:water head loooooooooooooooooooooooooool Anyway OP, people should just slam hog in public, wherever. It's what our ancestors did, and it was the right way.
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Jun 30, 2016 18:23
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If I'm out of town, I just get a hotel room. I did meet this tiny ballerina chick who threatened to plow my rear end with a strap-on right on the sidewalk in the Castro, but I kinda never got around to it.
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Jun 30, 2016 19:32
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i get my bone on in my living room when I play excellent videogames on my microsoft Xbone one and soon scorpion xbone.
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Jun 30, 2016 19:35
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im a cheeto that lives in my moms basement
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Jun 30, 2016 19:40
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in a public pool op you're mostly underwater so no one can tell it's extremely hot
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Jun 30, 2016 20:02
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Look for secluded areas behind the bushes in parks. If the spot is loving overflowing with condom wrappers you know you've found a good bonezone.
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Jun 30, 2016 20:37
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at night on golf course in the rough. bonus is chance of finding lost golf balls anal beads
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Jun 30, 2016 20:55
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