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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


That's loving stupid to run in those clothes, you moron. Get a life. You're sweating like a pig in your polo shirt why don't you buy a regular athletic shirt. You don't even really need a shirt because its summertime. And wearing regular long style jeans? Bluh? I can't even.. Y u do dis???

My face when I see him running down the street:

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

op stick your keyboard in your rear end so you will post better

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

just have a bunch of monkeys type random letters then hit the post button

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Is he white?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



The monkey, is he white?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Carmant posted:

That's loving stupid to run in those clothes, you moron. Get a life. You're sweating like a pig in your polo shirt why don't you buy a regular athletic shirt. You don't even really need a shirt because its summertime. And wearing regular long style jeans? Bluh? I can't even.. Y u do dis???

My face when I see him running down the street:

u showed that guy

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
body tackle him op and then, without a word, hand him a printout of your post

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

jackyl posted:

u showed that guy

yeah lol

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Carmant posted:

That's loving stupid to run in those clothes, you moron. Get a life. You're sweating like a pig in your polo shirt why don't you buy a regular athletic shirt. You don't even really need a shirt because its summertime. And wearing regular long style jeans? Bluh? I can't even.. Y u do dis???

My face when I see him running down the street:

heh, wow, nicely memed, m'friend

Schlonged Again
Jan 30, 2016

that "moron," as you call him, has a name, and his name is albert loving einstein

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Schlonged Again posted:

that "moron," as you call him, has a name, and his name is albert loving einstein

drat

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
catching the bus?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Hell Yeah posted:

just have a bunch of monkeys type random letters then hit the post button

I tried that before but he just types the "I hosed your mom" scene from Titus Andronicus.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

that guy has a good sense of style. i would dress like him.

Schlonged Again
Jan 30, 2016

op: [sitting on his porch in his underpants and staring at the sun through binoculars as a scientist runs by on his way to receive a nobel prize] lol what a dumbass

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Hell Yeah posted:

op stick your keyboard in your rear end so you will post better

Hell.. No!

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Carmant posted:

Hell.. No!

:Keanu woah:

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
I go biking in a polo and jeans. Wanna fight about it fuckman?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
LOL if you didnt just wear your normal clothes in P.E., just LOL. All them scrubs were putting poo poo in lockers and showering, while I, the superior species, just got to class in my loafers and business casual clothing and proceeded to work out with everyone else.

Dude described in the OP knows whats up.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Carmant posted:

Hell.. No!

nice

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Is he white though? We still need to know his race.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Dave_Indeed posted:

Is he white though? We still need to know his race.

Of course he is.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Is he handsome

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


He looks exactly like this guy but business casual

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y3BgQtfzN4

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i loving hate him

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Carmant posted:

He looks exactly like this guy but business casual

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y3BgQtfzN4

his face is too big for his head which is too small for his body

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

maybe he's got a leg disease, op. be aware of people, generally.

i've got a neighbor who by my observation does literally nothing but walk their dog all day. but i didn't make a thread about them because i don't know their situation. that's called m-pathy.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
maybe he just wants you to notice him

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

maybe he's got a leg disease, op. be aware of people, generally.

i've got a neighbor who by my observation does literally nothing but walk their dog all day. but i didn't make a thread about them because i don't know their situation. that's called m-pathy.

He wears jorts sometimes so I dont htink its a leg disease. I think he just has a brain disease that makes him self-conscious to the point of absurdity, the irony being that he is drawing more attention to himself by wearing this situation inappropriate clothing.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Maybe he can't afford exercise clothes

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
maybe he just jogs because it is a method for traveling that is faster than walking? or maybe he has gotten off shift and is jogging home? but then, even if this random guy genuinely thinks that jeans are a good thing to wear while exercising he would still be smarter, cooler, and better looking than the op. i mean, who isnt?

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Just chasin them hoes.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Hell Yeah posted:

op stick your keyboard in your rear end so you will post better

Good job falling for OPs troll moron

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Carmant posted:

He looks exactly like this guy but business casual

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y3BgQtfzN4

its like hes playing dressup in daddy's closet :3:

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


boom boom boom posted:

Maybe he can't afford exercise clothes

You can get shorts for like 5 dollars if youre that broke

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Carmant posted:

He looks exactly like this guy but business casual

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y3BgQtfzN4

this dude talks about himself in a very grim way, and seems to be affecting an accent that i can only describe as "half a bogart movie"

but he looks like paul reubens' bastard son and eats like a frightened animal.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

this dude talks about himself in a very grim way, and seems to be affecting an accent that i can only describe as "half a bogart movie"

but he looks like paul reubens' bastard son and eats like a frightened animal.

Im going to cum to him

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Thats one stale meme!

stale enough to be.. ironic??

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

not as stale as this king's hawaiian roll, heyooooo!

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I go jogging Ina business suit and flip flops I like a challenge okay?!

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