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Hey I hope you don't like previews because I fast forwarded all your VHS tapes right to the "main attraction" loving sucker!!!!
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You smell that? Yeah that's fresh air baby guess who swapped out your air filters?! You look like such an idiot
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Jul 1, 2016 04:41
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what if you gave your neighbor homemade treats that had not been laxatized? wild
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Jul 1, 2016 04:42
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I put an uninflated whoopie cushion under my dad's seat cushion. Boy is his face not gonna be red!
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Jul 1, 2016 04:44
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Your dog looks pretty happy, looks like someone broke into your house and walked him? Hmmm weird
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Jul 1, 2016 04:45
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haha gertrude, hope you enjoy your lifetime subscription to birds and blooms!!
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Jul 1, 2016 04:46
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I hope you like that home cooked breakfast, coffee and plan B i made you after our sordid drunken hookup! Haha you should see the look on your face!
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Jul 1, 2016 04:48
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hey you fuckin idiot cant find your huge pile of clothes? thats because i washed and folded and sorted them all. except your socks are sorted by length not color 
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Jul 1, 2016 04:51
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I'll claim I'm your kids dad, but jokes on you: I don't have any money.
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Jul 1, 2016 04:53
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feeling better? that's because I cured your cancer, human being. psssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Jul 1, 2016 04:53
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Looks like someone put in fresh batteries in all your devices  no excuse for sleeping in chumpo
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Jul 1, 2016 04:55
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guess who didn't mow your lawn? hahah, psyche, i totally did! the look on your face is priceless!
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Jul 1, 2016 04:55
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I hope you weren't planning on eating your groceries Because I just cooked you a 3 course meal sucka fuckaaaaa
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Jul 1, 2016 04:58
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This is a heartwarming example of GBS 2, but do they still let threads like this live? Last time I paid attention, they were cracking down on them.
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Jul 1, 2016 05:02
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heh *cough* seem to be *wheeze* breathing p easy there *hack* huh? enjoy your new *rattle* lung fuckkboi!
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Jul 1, 2016 05:03
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You know all that precious soap scum you were collecting in your bath tub? Heh. All gone.
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Jul 1, 2016 05:03
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gnarlyhotep posted:This is a heartwarming example of GBS 2, but do they still let threads like this live? we have an arrangement
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Jul 1, 2016 05:04
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Nation posted:we have an arrangement Yeah don't jinx it cha cha
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Jul 1, 2016 05:05
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That's great to hear, at last GBS can be free!  (I bought that smiley like years ago)
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Jul 1, 2016 05:06
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Hey gnarleyhotep, your arthritis acting up? Well you will find your noose already tied!
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Jul 1, 2016 05:06
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I take that last one back gnarleyhotep but it was kinda funny but
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Jul 1, 2016 05:06
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Yeah it was ok but I just got to your thread it was dead so I gave it head
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Jul 1, 2016 05:08
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I hope you didn't like touching your precious knick knacks cause I have put them all in these precious shadow boxes , you fuckman
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Jul 1, 2016 05:08
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Smash it Smash hit posted:I hope you didn't like touching your precious knick knacks cause I have put them all in these precious shadow boxes , you fuckman Those boxes can rot for all I care, I'm all about tupperware
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Jul 1, 2016 05:12
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And boy was his face red when he woke up to me sucking his dick! Classssic
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Jul 1, 2016 05:13
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gnarlyhotep posted:Those boxes can rot for all I care, I'm all about tupperware I put the boxes in Tupperware so they won't rot 
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Jul 1, 2016 05:13
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Smash it Smash hit posted:And boy was his face red when he woke up to me sucking his dick! Classssic no thats rape you've crossed a line friend
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Jul 1, 2016 05:14
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Jose Mengelez posted:no thats rape hang on, it's not so bad so far
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Jul 1, 2016 05:15
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Jose Mengelez posted:no thats rape You ain't my diddy
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Jul 1, 2016 05:16
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the only pranks im into are ones that have either gone wrong or gone sexual
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Jul 1, 2016 05:17
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Fanatic posted:the only pranks im into are ones that have either gone wrong or gone sexual I've got good news for you friend
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Jul 1, 2016 05:18
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i go to stores with a pencil sharpener and sharpen all the unsharpened pencils so everyone has to buy pre sharpened pencils
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Jul 1, 2016 05:18
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i make all the lovely posts so that the only posts left are dope posts
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Jul 1, 2016 05:21
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I pre lick all the stamps in the post office' !
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Jul 1, 2016 05:22
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:i make all the lovely posts so that the only posts left are dope posts You have some serious work to get done here
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Jul 1, 2016 05:23
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Smash it Smash hit posted:And boy was his face red when he woke up to me sucking his dick! Classssic 
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Jul 1, 2016 05:27
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Drad_Bert posted:I bet his face looked like this: Color me disappointed 
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Jul 1, 2016 05:28
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Heh heh, check your xbox live gift inventory pal. Yeah that's right, I gifted you the new CoD and there's a controller coming your way. That's what you get for telling me your address, motherfucker! 
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CJacobs posted:Heh heh, check your xbox live gift inventory pal. Yeah that's right, I gifted you the new CoD and there's a controller coming your way. That's what you get for telling me your address, motherfucker! oh god, I didn't know this was going to be some kind of retribution thread dear god, how horrible
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*sorts and properly tags your MP3 Collection for you* hahahHaha fuckin ASSCLOWN!!!
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