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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Its the NEW Hollow Earth thread

Q: WHats the hollow earth??




Road Hog on IRC is getting me a copy of the FAQ from the last thread so this is a placeholder


In response to recent occurances I think Its time to talk about Hollow Earth again. So here it is, The New Hollow Earth Thread


Isaac fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Jul 2, 2016

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I'm looking for a real estate agent who knows the area pretty well

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Isaac posted:

In response to recent occurances


Like what?

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

hyper intelligent lizard men have breached the surface. do you have what it takes to drive back the scaly menace?

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
they breached through that top part there. seems easy now that i look at the picture.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Basically all the current events of today, and especially tommorow.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

satanic splash-back posted:

I'm looking for a real estate agent who knows the area pretty well

I reccomend Small Enterance

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

scott zoloft posted:

hyper intelligent lizard men have breached the surface. do you have what it takes to drive back the scaly menace?

Most people won't share this...

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

scott zoloft posted:

they breached through that top part there. seems easy now that i look at the picture.

I think this is the brexit

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
welcome to hollow earf

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

whats up with the city of shamballah? poo poo looks like a jellyfish

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

jellyfish cities and space ship bases!! HELL yeah!!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

scott zoloft posted:

hyper intelligent lizard men have breached the surface. do you have what it takes to drive back the scaly menace?

What is the difference between hollow-earth lizard men and alien lizardmen?

Is it like the difference between introverts and extroverts?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm gonna take a poo poo in the forest

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I got two tickets for the Saucer to Venus.

Who wants to go with me?

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

What is the difference between hollow-earth lizard men and alien lizardmen?

Is it like the difference between introverts and extroverts?

i think you aptly pointed out the difference already. the advanced civilization of lizards living in the hollow earth are "lizard men" and the lizards from space are "lizardmen".

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
they are obviously a lesser race as they live beneath us

FAH Q
Aug 19, 2007

Certified Monster Fucker

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I'm gonna take a poo poo in the forest

Where does all the poo poo go?

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

for posterity:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMvJ1PD_IK4

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
That map is complete bullshit. It's been a long scientifically-established fact that the hollow earth contains the primeval land of Pellucidar and nothing else.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

are there mole ppl down there

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

KomodoWagon posted:

Most people won't share this...

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Parallax Scroll posted:

are there mole ppl down there

Morlocks

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Who did the story where Frankenstein's monster burns himself at the end but he's The Nameless One or something and can't die and ends up down in agharta and becomes a tribal warlord of the locals then eventually he runs into some lovecraftian bullshit race who are themselves holding back even worse eldritch horrors which of course he lets out one of which is Moby Dick

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

The Protagonist posted:

Who did the story where Frankenstein's monster burns himself at the end but he's The Nameless One or something and can't die and ends up down in agharta and becomes a tribal warlord of the locals then eventually he runs into some lovecraftian bullshit race who are themselves holding back even worse eldritch horrors which of course he lets out one of which is Moby Dick

thats in the bible: matthews chronicles

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Parallax Scroll posted:

are there mole ppl down there

No fuckwit the mole people live in the "shell" of the earth that separates us from the hollow earth interior.. read a loving book for once

communism bitch fucked around with this message at 14:46 on Jul 1, 2016

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
ok, everyone. it's clear that our plans are being leaked to those burrowing bastards. that's right - one of us is a mole. and nobody is getting out of here until that person is strung up by their prehensile tail

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

what is the white man situation down there

are we talking a lot or just tolerably small amounts

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Mozi posted:

ok, everyone. it's clear that our plans are being leaked to those burrowing bastards. that's right - one of us is a mole. and nobody is getting out of here until that person is strung up by their prehensile tail

moles barely have tails let alone prehensile ones, but our monkey ancestors did!

not being able to tell mammals apart is a classic lizard man mistake...

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
*tongue darts in and out nervously*

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i seriously doubt those mountains are higher than on outside

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Mozi posted:

ok, everyone. it's clear that our plans are being leaked to those burrowing bastards. that's right - one of us is a mole. and nobody is getting out of here until that person is strung up by their prehensile tail

im on the case. i got a lot of practice fighting mole people in mario

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

I'm so goddamn hyped for Iron Sky the coming race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jLaf5qj8cs

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Parallax Scroll posted:

im on the case. i got a lot of practice fighting mole people in mario

just make sure to not stand in one spot for too long or they'll burrow up an *suddenly disappears into the ground*

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

One time when I was a kid I decided to start digging so I could get to Agartha. Anyway, after a couple hours of digging I started to encounter these strange hollow earth creatures, they were like little snakes, but brown and slimy, and they seemed to live in the dirt. It was very bizarre and I had to abandon the mission so more research could be done on these agarthan snakes.

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord
Lies.

How can a flat disc be hollow?

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
is it where the lemufians live?

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

dwarf74 posted:

Lies.

How can a flat disc be hollow?

It's really more of a "CD-ROM Earth".

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

dwarf74 posted:

Lies.

How can a flat disc be hollow?

Actually the earth is donut shaped

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