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cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.
You can take the player out of Utd but you can't take the Utd out of the player

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
love me some penos

lmao at zaza getting subbed on to do a chicken dance and sky his penalty though, :wtc:

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Lammmmmme

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

gently caress off forever Zaza.

Congrats Germany.

That's on Conte imo

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Gigi Galli posted:

gently caress off forever Zaza.

Congrats Germany.

Zaza is real bad. Sorry my friend. Maybe the next national manager will play the good players

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


EvilHawk posted:

That was loving poo poo. Worst penalty shootout ever and cost me £30.

BAHAHA GET hosed YOU CLOWN

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
Remove spaghetti from premises

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

HJB posted:

Can't tell me what to do dad

:newlol:

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Never in doubt :smuggo:

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Which peno was the worst?

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
Can't outdefend that, Conte.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
zaza's penalty is one of the funniest I've ever seen

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
man united wasteman

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I can't believe Simone Zaza is the loving pen specialist you bring off your bench for a Euro quarterfinal

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

corpuscollossus posted:

Which peno was the worst?

zaza's by far

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

I feel bad for Buffon.. What a legend

Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
So did Zaza come on to do a peno and then do a ridiculous run up and hit a poo poo pen over the bar.

What a garbage man

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Healbot posted:

WHAT AM I LOOKING AT

ITALY STRUCK DOWN BY GERMAN HANDS

Never in doubt of the brave german lads, even after the special ed handball even after the clown car spot kicks even after the annemic attacking, never in doubt

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

vyelkin posted:

zaza's by far

Pelles imo

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

corpuscollossus posted:

Which peno was the worst?

Darmian, Zaza, and Schweinsteiger

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


BEST PENALTY SHOOTOUT 5EVER

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Proud to be German

Go die manshaft

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

ephex posted:

Never in doubt :smuggo:

Ja

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

corpuscollossus posted:

Which peno was the worst?

Darmian. Fail rear end english training.

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Her Dryer posted:

So did Zaza come on to do a peno and then do a ridiculous run up and hit a poo poo pen over the bar.

What a garbage man

He did and it was amazing

saucerman
Mar 20, 2009
A well-deserved win for Germany. Good riddance Italy.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
that "match" took almost 3 hours

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Hegay posted:

Pelles imo

pelle didnt get subbed on specifically to take a peno and then do a hilarious runup and then hit it nowhere near the goal though

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
https://twitter.com/ibypatel/status/749359644192243713

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
i was really excited by the prospect of penos going on all night long. disappointing

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

corpuscollossus posted:

Which peno was the worst?

Zaza he came on as a Penalty Sniper and then blazed it over the bar

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Zaza's was funniest, Pelles was worst imho. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuicjk we beat italy hahahahaa

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Berardi would have scored

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

With such a big squad it seems like at least two players on the bench should be spending all their time training pens.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
gently caress the krauts IMO (unless they thoroughly beat Portugal in the final).

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

This forever

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


CALCIO EUNT DOMUS FOR REAL, I CAN'T BELIEVE ITALY LOST TO JONAS HECTOR

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011



Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Also feeling real bad for Buffon

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cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.
I hope this is the lasting memory of this Euro

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