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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

lol

http://bodaciousbanshee.com/2016/06/30/machas-revenge-why-the-esoteric-community-needs-to-change-its-tune-on-cursing/?ckattempt=3

LOL

quote:

It’s not surprising, of course, seeing as how many old grimoires, ancient and medieval, have a plethora of horrifying “love spells” (more like “emotion-bindings” or “rape-curses”) intended to cause a woman physical pain and spiritual torment until she finally yields herself to the magician. Despite how prevalent and available these spells are in modern times, a woman is automatically considered “paranoid” and “melodramatic” if she claims that a man used one of these spells on her.

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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

i want to die

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Curses. Foiled again.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Im the scoop neck shirt filled with long stringy chest hairs

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015


GER

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Mange Mite posted:

Im the scoop neck shirt
is that's what they're called? I've been meaning to buy one or ten

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Someone needs those shaving lessons he would have got as a young 14 year old.

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

If you smash the cistern how will anyone flush the toilet?

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

spud posted:

Someone needs those shaving lessons he would have got as a young 14 year old.

shaving just the neck always seemed weird to me

just own the neckbeard or shave your whole face, don't do the weird "beard on chin, razorburn on neck" look

i should post in ylls

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

RobattoJesus posted:

If you smash the cistern how will anyone flush the toilet?

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
don't mock me!!!

*is part of a community and follows an ideology which provides endless comical opportunities to be mocked.*

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

im very active in magician identity politics maybe youve read my blog

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
lords of salem was cool

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

"wizards sleeve" is just one way that the dominant warlock class exerts ownership over the vagina

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
ehy moley moley mole


Disgusting.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0NoQfXOSAg

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001



(((gender)))

naem
May 29, 2011

spud posted:

Someone needs those shaving lessons he would have got as a young 14 year old.

I'm the turkey neck and squishy jawline and shaving bumps and multiple precancerous moles

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015



is being a new age wiccan functionally just LARPing c/d?

Dicere
Oct 31, 2005
Non plaudite modo pecuniam jacite.

She's not wrong about Aleister Crowley's outfit. I'm pretty sure Ordo Templi Orientis was just an elaborate ploy to have orgies during certain astronomical events.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Dicere posted:

She's not wrong about Aleister Crowley's outfit. I'm pretty sure Ordo Templi Orientis was just an elaborate ploy to have orgies during certain astronomical events.

but depraved sex acts are actually the only way to legitimize practicing witchcraft

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
hey shut the (gently caress) up everyone

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i hope the spit of a thousand camels infests your eyes

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

RobattoJesus posted:

If you smash the cistern how will anyone flush the toilet?

Some myn just want to watch the world burn.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i invoke the ancient chant of somethingawful:
fuckmoridinfuckmoridinfuckmoridinfuckmoridinfuckmoridinfuckmoridinfuckmoridinfuckmoridin

dogmother1776
Apr 16, 2016

A witch stole my penis.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Hey baby, I dropped some change by you crotch, looks like I'm gonna have to.. bend over and pick it up. :smug:

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

im gaye posted:



is being a new age wiccan functionally just LARPing c/d?

Say what you like about witches at least they keep their phone charged

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

yeah i'm a wizard and i answer to no god, i yell fucks and shits and throw fireballs where i please, when i'm not walking some crazy plains of existence that is, peace out gaylords

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

im gaye posted:

is being a new age wiccan functionally just LARPing c/d?
*takes rip from bong so large I call it "The Cauldron"*

What are our lives but one long LARP sesh?

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
of course you dummies would doubt that the dark arts exist and influence us in insidious ways each and every day

i bet you dumb goons dont even have white candles of protection to ward off evil magicks lol

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

You know how you can tell someone male is a waste of Y chromosomes if they can wrap their hand around their wrist and have the middle finger touch the thumb? Are they even worth keeping alive if you can do the same with their neck?

But I shouldn't talk too much in any witch related thread lmao

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

WitchFetish posted:

You know how you can tell someone male is a waste of Y chromosomes if they can wrap their hand around their wrist and have the middle finger touch the thumb? Are they even worth keeping alive if you can do the same with their neck?

But I shouldn't talk too much in any witch related thread lmao

What if your thumb and ring finger can touch? Asking for me.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



WitchFetish posted:

You know how you can tell someone male is a waste of Y chromosomes if they can wrap their hand around their wrist and have the middle finger touch the thumb? Are they even worth keeping alive if you can do the same with their neck?

Don't thinshame.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Hector Beerlioz posted:

What if your thumb and ring finger can touch? Asking for me.

same, but what about just the thumb?

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
Well this fucker just spoiled GoT for me so now I'm all for casting curses, guess her argument worked. Does anyone know how I can set someone on fire with magic? tia

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Mad Hamish posted:

Don't thinshame.

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