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Tragedienne
Sep 7, 2007

"I need your stage no longer. I dance for myself."
New Star Trek thread? Beam me up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEpcjgYHE4U

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Tragedienne
Sep 7, 2007

"I need your stage no longer. I dance for myself."
My current theory/hope is that "Discovery" is a legacy name like Enterprise, and we're going to get teasers of the previous ships in awful CG before finally unveiling the USS Discovery-CDEF...etc. It really can't be this, right?

Tragedienne
Sep 7, 2007

"I need your stage no longer. I dance for myself."
You never know when you may have to stun a giant spaceborne organism. Or alter the phasers to perform a c-section on one.

Tragedienne
Sep 7, 2007

"I need your stage no longer. I dance for myself."
Captain's Halloween
Comb of Honor
Kardashians
Turnabout Visitor

Tragedienne
Sep 7, 2007

"I need your stage no longer. I dance for myself."
All of Voyager's available science officers were either solely educated in mycology, or dead.

Tragedienne
Sep 7, 2007

"I need your stage no longer. I dance for myself."

Big Mean Jerk posted:

oh my god



I don't even know where to begin

Deanna Troi, fresh from posing for Free-To-Play MMO ads.

"Come play, My Lord."

Tragedienne
Sep 7, 2007

"I need your stage no longer. I dance for myself."

Timby posted:

Because Piller insisted that all the writers stay within "Roddenberry's Box."

The "Roddenbox".

Tragedienne
Sep 7, 2007

"I need your stage no longer. I dance for myself."

Astroman posted:

Why is he climbing a mountain?

https://youtu.be/HU2ftCitvyQ

Tragedienne
Sep 7, 2007

"I need your stage no longer. I dance for myself."
It's certainly my favourite marketing tie-in for the Nutrageous bar.

Tragedienne
Sep 7, 2007

"I need your stage no longer. I dance for myself."

Martha Stewart Undying posted:

Prophet Sisko is prolly the Sisko we saw in that episode he got hot flashesbajoran visions from a real sexyenlightening holosuite program: bugfuck crazy.

Hope that answers your questions!


That's just Avery Brooks.

Tragedienne
Sep 7, 2007

"I need your stage no longer. I dance for myself."

WampaLord posted:

No money is being exchanged, so it's definitely the latter. Gene's Vision, y'all.

Waves and waves of :gizz:

"The Federation has announced a temporary evacuation of Risa due to environmental concerns, after tests confirmed it's oceans were comprised of mostly semen."

Tragedienne
Sep 7, 2007

"I need your stage no longer. I dance for myself."

WampaLord posted:

RED SQUAD, RED SQUAD, RED SQU-

*explosion*

And now they're Dead Squad, Starfleet Academy's finest example of what not to do.

Tragedienne
Sep 7, 2007

"I need your stage no longer. I dance for myself."

VitalSigns posted:

Tbf the episode makes it clear that's not how it works. I think Jake figured out that they've never reported their status to Starfleet (because they knew Starfleet would be all wtf come straight home now), and Nog is just too fuckin dumb to take charge like he ought to do. Although I suppose the crew might not have followed Nog if he tried because Waters had some kind of Jim Jones/Joan of Arc charisma going for him not that it mattered since Nog joined the cult immediately anyway.

Nog may be an officer, but he's not RED SQUAD, like their "Captain".


But seriously, had Nog tried to pull rank, they would have been put into an escape pod, or beamed onto the nearest planet.

Tragedienne
Sep 7, 2007

"I need your stage no longer. I dance for myself."

MorgaineDax posted:

Ronin was lucky with the genetics of the Howard family up til Beverly, but when she kicks the bucket, who's next in line? That's right.



The Traveler already called dibs, so Ronin is gonna have to fist fight him or something.

Tragedienne
Sep 7, 2007

"I need your stage no longer. I dance for myself."

WampaLord posted:

Yea, me too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMP5OKXrwCQ

Look at this CW poo poo. LOOK AT IT! EXPERIENCE BIJ!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrfTLNUsqRc

Tragedienne
Sep 7, 2007

"I need your stage no longer. I dance for myself."
Nemesis looks like a pepperoni pizza with a white sauce instead of marinara, but upon biting into it, the pepperoni is bologna, the cheese is expired, and the sauce was ranch dressing.

Tragedienne
Sep 7, 2007

"I need your stage no longer. I dance for myself."

marktheando posted:

Yeah after the third or fourth life ruining traumatic experience I felt O’Brien should have got a break. Still that’s what he gets for being the best actor on the show.

You expect officers to suffer? He's the only enlisted man in Starfleet. He knew what he signed up for.

Tragedienne
Sep 7, 2007

"I need your stage no longer. I dance for myself."

Pacra posted:

Ship chat



:downs:

Nice to see a Pakled engineer working for Starfleet.

Tragedienne
Sep 7, 2007

"I need your stage no longer. I dance for myself."

Low Desert Punk posted:

the skrreea design makes me want to vomit



"So, we can't really use much of the budget for this week's alien. Any ideas that won't cost us money?"

"How about Pentecostal hair, and really bad skin?"

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Tragedienne
Sep 7, 2007

"I need your stage no longer. I dance for myself."
PM For Discord as well, please

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