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Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Ogmius815 posted:

I too have a terrible Star Trek opinion.

I don't think A Night in Sickbay is that bad an episode.

This is a good opinion. It is good because there's a prosthetic Porthos. More Porthos, better.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2016 02:51

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Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

The only good Chakotay episode is a dead Chakotay episode!

By which I mean Shattered.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2016 14:55

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I hope the new show is all about a ship constantly leaving just before or arriving just after cool stuff occurs. The unending blue balls would be amazing.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2016 18:12

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Kibayasu posted:

I can't believe I missed Vic Fontaine chat. I mean, someone actually said that James Darren's actual singing was bad?

Right? It might not be your cup of tea, but he sings those songs beautifully. I downloaded the album years ago and used to listen to it when I couldn't sleep. Very soothing.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 01:21

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Trent posted:

I would watch Borg in the City.

Only if it's a sitcom like Caroline in the City, starring Alice Krige as a harried Borg Queen just trying to make it through her 30s in the big city.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 16:37

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Those just kinda look like placeholder antennae anyway, I'm sure the real ones will look better and move like on Enterprise.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 21:54

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Give me a Trek from another powers point of view with Starfleet as these assholes antagonizing people through being uptight dinks. Like, where's the Romulan Trek? Or even a show back in the Delta Quadrant, showing how Voyager totally hosed up their lives and the legends around them somehow.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 13:54

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

In WWIII, the Chinese aptly and wisely nuked Louisiana in their first strike. Even they could not tolerate degraded Acadians.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 23:45

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Baka-nin posted:

It was the one with his own smilie.

Viconia? Loosechanj? Hellbastard? :v:

# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 02:26

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

WickedHate posted:

It's a good gap bridging between TOS' Enterprise and TNG's, it's like a fusion of the two.

Except it's supposed to be the in-between of Galaxy and Excelsior.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 11:16

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

"This man is a Klingon!"

He shaved. The uncanny depths of Klingon medical practitioners uncovered!

# ¿ Aug 13, 2016 01:31

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Aw, they have short busses in the future.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2016 02:07

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

That Excelsior refit is Grandfather's Axe as gently caress.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2016 03:19

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

T'pol's independent catsuits were nice, but mostly because they were colourful and looked less awful than her mottled science directorate one.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2016 10:53

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Chekov was his replacement to the point the two shared a single copy of the scripts and all sorts of lovely things.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2016 17:56

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

How do the photonic lifeforms of Voyager reproduce? Are there wavelengths of light which contain photonic chromosomes?

# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 00:28

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Cojawfee posted:

Maybe they can just make all the women be naked in the new show.

It's too late.

I've seen everything.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 01:01

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

This is a thread which was once moderated by a literal convicted pedophile, and yet the anti-Vic squad sickens me more.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 22:04

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Rhyno posted:

Vic Fontaine is and always will be loving terrible.

You have no honour! :byodood:

# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 23:11

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Sash! posted:

I kinda wish they did have to use shuttles. I always found scenes that involved shuttles getting shot at or stuck in weirdo atmospheres more fun than "welp transporters broke I guess."

This was definitely something Enterprise did, using shuttlepods a lot and relying on transporters more as a way out of extremely tight spots.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 23:44

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Oh that one's simple, the transporter just grabbed a Riker from a parallel universe. So instead of swapping places, there's just a universe where Riker tragically and mysteriously disappeared during transport.

This is practically how time travel in Timeline worked.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2016 00:20

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Gul Dukat did nothing wrong.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2016 01:01

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Presumably they have a Federation standard language. Andorian, I imagine, because everyone other than the Vulcans would find it hilarious to make blueskin the lingua franca.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2016 14:58

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Just paint your drat ships like a starfield, you dumb fucks.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 20:48

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Chef would have been a perfect place for a celebrity cameo. Can you imagine Gordon Ramsay appearing as the ship's chef de cuisine?

# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 21:25

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

They had to find an episode featuring old, fat Riker, there's nothing more to it than that.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 22:51

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Conspiracy totally aggravated my childhood fear of bugs, earwigs specifically. gently caress that.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 22:42

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Brent time :unsmigghh:

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 23:34

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Mortanis posted:

Proof the writers were trolling the fan base at that point. "We destroyed Voyager and technically killed all the characters you've been watching from the beginning. Except Harry. You get to keep Harry. FOREVER HARRY."

Ensign now; ensign forever!

# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 00:18

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

armoredgorilla posted:

Blown out.

Same loving thing, jesus. I hope someone steals your lungs and you have to be on a holographic respirator :mad:

# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 02:00

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Thwomp posted:

And then when the Romulans do show up as the proper villains in a Star Trek movie, they're in Nemesis.

With a new warbird which pulled from the same design concepts as the Klingon bird of prey, which started out as a Romulan design anyway. It's like poetry, it rhymes :v:

# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 21:17

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

To be fair, that child had no honour.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 16:48

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

There are people today who rewatch Super Bowls and Stanley Cup playoffs. Why wouldn't someone watch an awesome World Series match on the holodeck?

# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 23:28

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Pakled posted:

Computer, create a basketball player capable of dunking on Data.

Bugs Bunny materializes.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 14:45

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Also, her Janeway was intended to be Iraqi and she didn't know how to pronounce Farsi words.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 00:43

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

FlamingLiberal posted:

I've never heard that....where did that come from?

Well, they hired an Englishman to play a Frenchman. Logically, they hired a Quebecoise to play something totally different :v:

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 02:23

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Tunicate posted:

What the gently caress is that?

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 10:53

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Well, pack it in, guys. That plot hole has rendered Trek utter poo poo and retroactively destroyed any enjoyment I've ever taken in the franchise.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 00:06

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

WickedHate posted:

Now that you mention it, why isn't it called a beefburger?

Oh my god. Because it comes from Hamburg.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 16:35

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 09:38

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

WampaLord posted:

No, it was invented by a little old lady in Leningrad.

You're thinking of scotch. And dancing. And fire.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 16:42

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