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spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






The Sex Farm

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spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






echinopsis posted:

I don't want to get too crass but if anyone wants details of what goes on in a foursome with 30 year olds I can give you an insight

was there another dude or did you have sex with three women?

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Glad you're putting that echopenis to good use m8.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Get this: Pokemon go but with actual ladies on tinder


Original idea don't steal

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






lol owned

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






stop whiteknighting echi and just let the thread run its course

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






*in outrageous french accent* you americans are all so prude, you don't know anything about amour *looks disapprovingly while taking a drag from gauloises cigarette

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






echinopsis posted:

but both the wife and I reckon threesomes are kinda a bit boring if you're not the odd one out. since neither of us are really bi it means it's largely about doing it for the other person and while that's fine it's not that exciting.

yep she's already getting bored because she's really only interested in other men and she'll leave you sooner or later. sorry m8

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






echinopsis posted:

what. am I about to leave her because I don't want to gently caress a whole bunch of dudes?

No she's gonna leave you.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






post some more stories

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






echinopsis posted:

finally managed to answer the age old question - do lawyers enjoy deepthroating?

what's your sample size for this observation?

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






echinopsis posted:

friday night is gonna be a big night boyzzzz

i can't w8 m8

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Panty Saluter posted:

are you two loving?

Nah I just hook up with his wife.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






#NotAllYospos

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






echinopsis posted:

I'm looking at escort services pages and wondering if I would make a good prostitute. It's probably a good way to earn a few extra dollars.

u might have a sex addiction m8

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spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






echinopsis posted:

bad news though - totally shaved everything yesterday and god today I can feel the razor burn. its so bad.

sorry to hear that, maybe put some bengay

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