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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Hey echi, ask your wife what shes lookin for in a tinder profile

and a bumble profile

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



DiggityDoink posted:

post details about your lady friends so we can help you decide who to kick to the curb

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



what makes those tinder profiles tragic?

sunglasses?
abs?
grandma?
dog?
weights?

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



mishaq posted:

echi my friend, have you ever considered that women have no pleasure receptors in their throats and that deepthroating is degrading behavior learned from extreme hardcore pornography?

perhaps a small minority of women can derive pleasure from choking on your penis because childhood trauma causes them to disassociate during sex or maybe the small high from a lack of oxygen, but to suggest it is a generally pleasurable activity is stretching it a bit

would you not agree friend?

god dammit, cmon man i dont wanna be thinkin of this while we both seem to be having fun. I buy fair trade for gods sake, give me a consenting moment where I dont have to act like everything my partner is doing is sabatoged like she's some victim.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



just wnat to chime in and say keep doin yoiu echi and bein positive

bunch of cynical goons in here, so I wanted to balance it out

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Troposphere posted:

saying all women love being deep throated is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen

yea if you take it literally.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



"All/most the women I've been with" is how I read it.

Cuz I dont think echi actually means everyone in the world, even the ones he hasnt dild his deez

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



WampaLord posted:

You probably shouldn't be married then.

lol why?

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Lol at that new loving avatar/text

Dude is trying to be open and transparent with us about his weird/unusual lifestyle and someone is relentlessly making GBS threads on him like its supposed to be shameful.

That avatar reeks of christian puritism or some sort of conservatism. Swinggers/open marriages are definately unusual, which technically makes them wierd, but there isn't anything inheretly bad about them. Echi seems to be the exception or at least demonstrating a good model for how to be involved in a stable open relationship.


Just wow at that avatar and text. So far, echi has not indicated any hosed up poo poo regarding any parties involved, including his children.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



tindr sluts or consenting ladies????????


CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



It just occured to me but this thread is probably about to blow up. I didn't realize how polarizing it was in yospos but now that its out in the open a bunch of people who are decidedly aggressive are going to come stomping in.

Beware echi, the thread may get parade around like the chicken cheese thread

or your wife :heysexy:

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Lol I just remembered I was the one that told you to post this here. Sorry buddy, on paper it seemed like the right place.


When the yospos asks why you post poo poo like this in yospos instead of somewhere else, the answer is this thread.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Oh hey, on topic of condoms, I had a similar epinephrine.

The one a new partner provided to me felt like a dang latex glove it was so thick and after being with the same previous partner for so long and not having to use it I realized why people hate condoms and it was really dissapointing.

These, though, get you 95% there http://www.trojanbrands.com/condoms/TROJAN-BARESKIN-Lubricated-Condoms I used them even when I was with my partner thats how non-intruding they are to the experience. So, moving forward, I'm going to make sure I carry at least one with me. They're great.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Feels like nothin at all

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



a cyberpunk goose posted:

so i says to her


come on over


i'll give you the ol' rodtronics industries treatment :wink:

lol, echi's second tindr pic is his best rodtronics render

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



yo, echi - see if any of these people also wanna rove around and play pokemon go with you

it would be like realizing a childhood dream. get drunk, take over a gym, then gently caress.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Had a girl over, we had a great time at my place. She goes upstairs to use the bathroom, and comes back down noticing that I have two tooth brushes


WOOOPS. I should throw that other one out really, its been a long time.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Death Bot posted:

All the healthy poly people are already dating each other
lol, makes you think

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Control Volume posted:

Had a loving sexual encounter with mutual consent where I and a female went down on each other to perform oral intercourse in a safe manner to our mutual satisfaction before amicably parting ways
:same:

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



scott zoloft posted:

i feel like normal people should feel some degree of shame when they've managed to work online dating into their routine. do you experience that at all? this question is open to anyone who's into that sort of thing.
why?

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



he's not your friend, he's my friend

dont talk about my friend echi lik ehtat

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



its nice to have 2 ladies encouraging your sexual appetite

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



lol, echi

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



i need to move

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Somewhere that promoted safe sex over abstinence only.

I'm not talking about moving to your place, I'm just saying I gotta get out of cleveland. When I was in Vancouver BC I def noticed a diff vibe. Transplant towns are more fun to be in because the people there are also looking to make new friends. Rather than here where most people grew up here so their more guarded about taking on friends - its dumb and laaaame

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A&t=10s

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



just wanted to check in and share that the nice woman I met last night unsolicitedly started deepthroating me

ya might be onto something echi

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



vodkat posted:

just caught up on 200+ posts good job echi

keep fuckin m8 :cheers:

anyway here is my lame goon polygamy story. i met a girl who told me she was in an open relationship with someone else, I'm the bit on the side etc etc.

after a few month seems like were p. into each other with the other half is long term but in a different country with no return date and now neither of us wants to admit we're really into each other and basically going steady...

lol ya hosed up. i mean thats cute as hell but also lol. whadya gonna do?

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Burt Sexual posted:

I hosed my wife of 20 yrs on Sunday morning, and man it was good
:3:

its nice to see good couples in action because it will really highlight to me what to be on the lookout for if it presents itself again in the future

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



echinopsis posted:

nah mate, its just that love is complicated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NPBIwQyPWE

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



echinopsis posted:

Just broke up with main gf.. I think this is a good thing. Well, she kinda got sick of the situation, where ultimately my wife could pull the plug and that happened today and I was like "sooner or later you're going to have had enough" and she was like "I think that's now"

as far as break up goes.. well, we never had a fight or said anything mean to each other.. and no one blames the other person.. and I had some of the best times and sex of my life with her. Great person. wow. big loss, but I think perhaps it was clouding my life a bit. lesson is that you can get too connected I think. thought I would be sadder

you might be, as time goes on and you see something out in public that reminds you of how she made you feel

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



DoctorGonzo posted:

Your wife is loving 2x the guys she is telling you and just gently caress women quiet for gently caress sake, having threesome is not this big deal that you should make a thread about.

lol at this poster trying to pick at some projected insecurities about romantic ownership

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



go ahead, gently caress my wife, i hope both of you enjoy it you knucklehead

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Actuary!

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Management Consultant!

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



e: woops ok.

I'll instead leave you with this, Echi, have you ever listened to the verses of this song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLom-87AmO8

Quick straw poll. Is the song, in your opinion, about
1) Cheating
2) Role Playing
3) An Open Marriage (with the bonus of a discovery that leads to renewed love)

KoRMaK fucked around with this message at 15:34 on Nov 1, 2017

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