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SantaJesus
Sep 29, 2008

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
OP, have you tried gay porn? I heard a lot of people find that to be the poo poo once they realize they're not actually enjoying the hetero stuff.

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
Whoa, meta-porn. You may be onto something here

Also, my phone auto corrected meta-porn to Jay-Zpoem, which seems equally amazing

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Nooner is probated and this piece of poo poo OP isn't.

Mods

loving

KNEW

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Have you ever thought about becoming a creator of content instead of just a viewer? Maybe that's your problem. You're bored because you've surpassed the quality of the material you're viewing and it's all just trivial and without substance to your increasingly sophisticated porn tastes.

I'm not saying you're destined to be the Shakespeare of Porn, but it could happen.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Alright now I want to see girls in welding masks humping vcrs. :science:

cnut
May 3, 2016

If you can't get off to watching someone clean urine burns then I can't help you, op :shrug:

Maybe you just have to give up sex now?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

yes a urine bum

Also I'm the dog looking on in horror at the lump scrub gif.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



jerk off 2 cool nature like our ofrefathers did u loving millenial retard go outside and find a cool looking tree or some squirrels jerk it to the majesty jerk and came to theb beauty that ur here to face another day inhale that sweet mountain misty air and tyr not to rope or j/o on an ant hill and pretend ur playing sim city haha cool lol

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003

Jesus Christ posted:

Nothing does it anymore! I can't get off to or . I tried going classic with poo poo like this but no!

Help me goons, you're my only hope :(

People Things that get that big should be publicly executed. Their enablers should follow closely behind them.

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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Have you ever watched those videos where the beginning is just the two guys doing MMA to determine who gets to top?

They're pretty good.

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