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MrWillsauce

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We have done extensive research on the topic, but still haven't had an absolute reason why we enjoy polo shirts at this time.

HighwireAct


Pozzo's Hat

Piso Mojado posted:

[exitedly yelling into phone] "Tim. Tim Allen? It's your cousin Marvin. You know those new man jokes you're looking for? Well, listen to these!
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Peanut and the Gang

by exmarx

Nosfereefer posted:

when i said i wouldn't be a chauvinistic pig. well...

TRON JEREMY posted:

- saw 2 teachers in the closet making babies + one of the babies looked at me

Piso Mojado posted:

[exitedly yelling into phone] "Tim. Tim Allen? It's your cousin Marvin. You know those new man jokes you're looking for? Well, listen to these!
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alnilam

A4 Steak Sauce posted:

We have done extensive research on the topic, but still haven't had an absolute reason why we enjoy polo shirts at this time.

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana

i mow the lawn because the noise of the mower and the smell of the gas are weirdly soothing.

you look good no matter what you wear because you are a lady and i think ladies are attractive

i don't care about sports except baseball and i'd like it if you pretend to care when we go to the stadium


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by zen death robot
IT feels weird having a penis sometimes. Like its just awkwardly there.

The small of gas is nice too I agree. Its up there with the smell of charcoal grills and wood burning.

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darth_pizza posted:

i mow the lawn because the noise of the mower and the smell of the gas are weirdly soothing.


I also weirdly enjoy the smell of gas. Be careful with the mower though. It is a lot of high decibel noise that can be bad for your hearing over time. I wish I wore ear protection when I was a lad.

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