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Bhauk
plz let me know a girl dumped me because I am an addict so I need to know the right number of marijuanas

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Macnult

when the bowl for two becomes the bowl for one.

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
All 420 of them.

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
If you love someone but can't cut back to keep them from breaking up with you then you might have a problem.

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AAB

1 per cereal

yoober

if you smoke after the sun goes down its ok
it makes winter a lot more palatable

tao of lmao

About three-fifty

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
In the biggest marijuana trail in Norway, some 200 tons of weed over 20 years.. the main lawyer is named Marijana Lozic... (Serious)...
I still wonder if it was a pun from the guy facing the charges.

<3 <3 Vanisher

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
very carefully lol :D

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Bhauk

drilldo squirt posted:

If you love someone but can't cut back to keep them from breaking up with you then you might have a problem.

It was said after the 2nd date then she said she doesn't care really when I said I can take tolerance+detox/fast breaks every month

Bhauk
welp her last words:

I have no grudges against you.
You didn't do anything wrong
I just can't talk to yoj
*you
You're a great guy
Im just not the right one for you
Bye
xoxo

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Bhauk posted:

welp her last words:

I have no grudGEs againsT you.
You didn't do anytHInG wrong
I just can't talk to yoj
*you
You're a great guy
Im just not tHe right one for you
Bye
xoxo

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Bhauk

I plan to, brother. But at the moment I am eating ranch slaw with a grilled cheese and some coffee

Bhauk
can/should I post my okc/butt pics here

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
How much/often do you smoke, OP?

Bhauk

Yobgoblin posted:

How much/often do you smoke, OP?

ALL OF IT

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dead horse

Macnult posted:

when the bowl for two becomes the bowl for one.

powerful post

December Octopodes

Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!
i kissed a girl named Mary Jane once, if I had been a different person I might have gotten to do it some more


Darkman Fanpage
what's this about butt pictures op? homegrown stuff is generally frowned upon

Bhauk
there are no butt pics

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
You lied to us.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Posting your ex girlfriends butt pics on the internet is a really good and smart idea. So you should probably step up and post them pics.

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Tiberius Thyben

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drilldo squirt posted:

Posting your ex girlfriends butt pics on the internet is a really good and smart idea. So you should probably step up and post them pics.

I've never known drilldo to give bad advice. Do what he says.

Scaly Haylie

ask mr. owl, op

big black turnout



Lizard Wizard posted:

ask mr. owl, op

one, ta-hooo! ... what was the question?


Darkman Fanpage

big black turnout posted:

one, ta-hooo! ... what was the question?

please stop eating my tootsie roll pops :(

Bhauk

drilldo squirt posted:

Posting your ex girlfriends butt pics on the internet is a really good and smart idea. So you should probably step up and post them pics.

she was just a chubby fling ya don't wanna see her butt

the butt was gonna be my butt but now there is no butt

Bhauk

big black turnout posted:

one, ta-hooo! ... what was the question?

haha ,lol weed

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


This thread it's proof that even the smallest amount of weed will turn you into a terrible person

bean mom

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

This thread it's proof that even the smallest amount of weed will turn you into a terrible person

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Tiberius Thyben

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

This thread it's proof that even the smallest amount of weed will turn you into a terrible person

Hah. I've never even done a weed and I'm terrible. :smug:

Rodatose

corn, corn, corn

Nosfereefer posted:

very carefully lol :D

Armitage

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
i would like one weed please


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Bhauk posted:

the butt was gonna be my butt but now there is no butt

it sounds like she was just going to hold you back anyway, op. now you can have as many of those jazz cigarettes you want without fear of reprisal from a significant other.


Drad_Bert

by Smythe

Bhauk posted:

she was just a chubby fling ya don't wanna see her butt

the butt was gonna be my butt but now there is no butt

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deep dish peat moss

I had a date tonight and she smokes marijuana

deep dish peat moss

The date was 4/20

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Shakill OReal posted:

The date was 4/20

*Hi fives you.*

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deep dish peat moss

Just realized: 4/20 is a high five, because 4/20 is 5 and it's about getting high.

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Tiberius Thyben

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Shakill OReal posted:

Just realized: 4/20 is a high five, because 4/20 is 5 and it's about getting high.

4/20 is .2, though

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