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How do I find a judgement free vet? my cat is old as hell and has chronic kidney disease and weighs 5 1/2 pounds and pukes everywhere. I've only had him like 4 yeras but he's started getting sick half that time, so I barely know the guy. feel bad but my couch is hosed.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 04:36 |
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I worked for a pharmacy and we would make up saline bags for 20-year old cats that couldn't move, yet the owners wanted to keep them alive and on IV's
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 04:42 |
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Nuts and Gum posted:How do I find a judgement free vet? my cat is old as hell and has chronic kidney disease and weighs 5 1/2 pounds and pukes everywhere. I've only had him like 4 yeras but he's started getting sick half that time, so I barely know the guy. feel bad but my couch is hosed. A burlap sack and cinder block should solve this problem nicely
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 04:52 |
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every woman you meet already thinks you are garbage so what does it matter if some vet you will never see again does too?
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 04:55 |
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Nuts and Gum posted:How do I find a judgement free vet? my cat is old as hell and has chronic kidney disease and weighs 5 1/2 pounds and pukes everywhere. I've only had him like 4 yeras but he's started getting sick half that time, so I barely know the guy. feel bad but my couch is hosed. Do not murder your cat OP, this is a test
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 04:57 |
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a few people i know from high school became vets and they constantly post on facebook bitching about pet owners like you and how you are all scum you might as well drop the thing off outside a shelter
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 04:59 |
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Mooktastical posted:A burlap sack and cinder block should solve this problem nicely I am thinking a container of some sort and a tank of N2.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 05:09 |
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Tuxedo Gin posted:a few people i know from high school became vets and they constantly post on facebook bitching about pet owners like you and how you are all scum That's cool
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 05:17 |
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have you ever heard of a little thing called a ..... CAT -- a- pult
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 05:22 |
Hell, I'll do it
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 05:22 |
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just drive 10 blocks from your house and release it into the wild. let nature take its course
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 05:23 |
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don't abandon your pet, dickwad. if you want it dead then kill it. no reason to make it suffer just so you don't have to feel bad about it.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 05:24 |
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gannyGrabber posted:murder your cat OP, this is a test
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 05:27 |
Find a bag, put the cat in the bag, you will then know what to do next.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 05:28 |
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Carbon monoxide poisoning. It's just like going to sleep. But it's pretty tricky to get it right, so leave the cat in the house and do a dress rehearsal first, just sit in your car while it runs in the garage with the door closed for a few hours to make sure the exhaust doesn't leak out of the garage.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 05:28 |
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go back in time and don't adopt a cat because you don't deserve to own a pet
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 05:32 |
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You should shoot it in the back of the head. The part where the brain connects to the spine, medulla oblongata it's called. You see most neuroscientists believe that pain is processed in the spine before it's sent to the brain as a way of ensuring both reflexive reactions to pain and also preventing the sensation of pain from being remembered. If you destroy the medulla oblongata then it shouldn't feel any pain. Also I'd recommend using a pistol chambered in .45 caliber automatic Colt pistol. .45 ACP is heavy, subsonic cartridge so it will deliver maximum killing power while remainder relatively quite so you don't need to go too far into the woods to avoid having the cops hear you discharge a firearm. .45 ACP and guns that shoot it are very common in the United States and probably Canada too.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 05:38 |
Put it in the freezer
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 05:42 |
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shotgun a massive hit of crack to the cats face
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 05:44 |
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give it some nip
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 05:44 |
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holy moly guys murdering cats is like stage 1 serial killer maybe he could just rehome his sickly dying gay cat??
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 05:54 |
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Serious Frolicking posted:every woman you meet already thinks you are garbage so what does it matter if some vet you will never see again does too? Is...is this a Garfield joke?
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 05:55 |
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DoctorStrangelove posted:You should shoot it in the back of the head. The part where the brain connects to the spine, medulla oblongata it's called. You see most neuroscientists believe that pain is processed in the spine before it's sent to the brain as a way of ensuring both reflexive reactions to pain and also preventing the sensation of pain from being remembered. If you destroy the medulla oblongata then it shouldn't feel any pain.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 05:59 |
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DOMDOM posted:holy moly guys cats are the real serial killers
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 06:00 |
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DOMDOM posted:holy moly guys thats a good option thanks for stepping up. he doesnt work well with other animals or babies ok
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 06:08 |
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imho DOMDOM should adopt your cat, OP
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 06:09 |
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Tuxedo Gin posted:a few people i know from high school became vets and they constantly post on facebook bitching about pet owners like you and how you are all scum
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 06:10 |
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i'm supposed to babysit my sisters cats this weekend. there's two adult cats and two kittens what's the best excuse to have them all put down? i hate cats
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 06:15 |
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Maybe give your cat to someone who cares and never, ever get another pet or have a kid. 4 years isn't enough to to get to know your cat? How about just kill your self - I'm sure the cat will die too but it would be bette off without you you loving piece of filth, you pile of garbage. Seriously go for you fuckingnxuk
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 06:17 |
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Just hit it with a loving shovel or a brick, then dump it in the trash, it's not like you're killing a dog.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 06:20 |
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spud posted:Just hit it with a loving shovel or a brick, then dump it in the trash, it's not like you're killing a dog. give 'er the ol' windows 98 eh?
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 06:21 |
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throw it out on the highway
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 06:23 |
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There's more than one way to skin a cat op.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 06:29 |
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wonder how many of these "omg you should never own a pet or baby again wtf is wrong with you" are pro-abortion, makes u think
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 06:33 |
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I put down my cat a few weeks ago because his kidneys were failing and he was going senile and was making GBS threads and pissing outside his box nearly every day for the past month and since doing that my life has been somewhat less stressful. Bit at the same time I did my best to make his last day awesome and hosed it up because despite paying extra to have him put down at home so he wouldn't be afraid he freaked out and tried to hide when they gave him the first needle that's supposed to sedate him and ever since I feel like a loving monster for letting someone kill my best friend.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 06:38 |
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did you cry I would have cried my dog is 6 and i hope i die before she does cuz that's gonna be the saddest day of my life
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 06:42 |
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Today my elderly cat was looking kind of skinny and cranky so I gave her a can of salmon with the juice in it because she likes that.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 06:45 |
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DOMDOM posted:did you cry Ya I did. So did my wife. I had him for 16 years. That day loving sucked. Edit: this cat was a pretty good cat EvilJoven fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Jul 6, 2016 |
# ? Jul 6, 2016 06:48 |
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a good cat, for sure growing up we had one that lived 20 years, well past when we all left the nest. then she got a tumor in her mouth and stopped eating. my mom, with her german efficiency, put the drat cat down immediately. like before telling any of us. would have been nice to say goodbye. god drat germans.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 07:07 |
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Introduce it to a pit bull or rottweiler; nature will take its course.
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