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Germstore posted:Could I have enough solution to put down let's say 160 pounds of cat? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEyUeCyXl1Q
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 16:05 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 11:19 |
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My cat's disintegrated corpse is contributing to global warming, a better legacy than I'll leave behind.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 16:05 |
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Imagine how many molecules of disintegrated corpse you are breathing in on a daily basis. That's metal.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 16:06 |
Sewer
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 16:43 |
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Bundle of Keys posted:I think your dead cat may be broken. Uh, check your pussy privilege? I don't know anymore
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 16:46 |
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why not just get a new cat, they're literally free.. smh
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 16:57 |
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Turn him into a helicopter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQH4EBsZ_sA
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 17:01 |
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i thought this was gonna be a thread about military vets who won't shut up about the fact that they served
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:22 |
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Bundle of Keys posted:I think your dead cat may be broken. 17 years ago: Vet: "What's your kittens' name?" Me: "Mr. Mittens" Vet: "You know this is a female cat, right?" Me: "No"
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:22 |
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jwh posted:17 years ago: I applaud you and I disparage that vet for attempting to gender the cat without xis consent.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:24 |
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we put down an old dog and paid the money where they come do it at your house my wife did not agree with my take her into the woods and put a bullet in her skull like we did on the farm method
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:27 |
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jwh posted:17 years ago: vet cant be too sure
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:31 |
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pets don't have gender
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 19:09 |
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Seems like it would be much easier to just kill yourself OP
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 19:25 |
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Whenever I remember petting my cat during and after her last breath I tear up. That can be helpful if you're a method actor, or if you don't want to laugh at people larping in a public park.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 20:55 |
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Vegetable posted:there are actual dumb people out there who dont know the gender of their pets I'm not sure if jwh was joking though?
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 21:42 |
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Just put in a crate and drop it off at your local animal shelter. Or don't, I'm not your master after all (do whatever your heart desires).
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 21:49 |
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Premeditated Toast posted:Seems like it would be much easier to just kill yourself OP I will take this into consideration. But really if I dropped him off in front of a shelter, once they saw his blood panel they'd never try to rehome him. He suffered through a hyperthyroid issue and I had the radiation treatment done. He was supposed to bounce back but kept making GBS threads outside the box and now it's this kidney stuff. Maybe God just wants him dead? In any case I'll take him to his normal vet, I just didn't want to hear about another $1500 solution for a sixteen year old cat that once managed will expose another terrible problem, raping my wallet, all the while he ruins every piece of furniture I have while I cry in the distance. :3
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 22:32 |
really this is a no brainer op, you just have to go to any random vet and tell him "this is my cat- " and they'll kill it right there, right then
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 22:36 |
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Tuxedo Gin posted:a few people i know from high school became vets and they constantly post on facebook bitching about pet owners like you and how you are all scum why do people become vets I imagine most of your time is spent killing animals
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 22:39 |
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AugmentedVision posted:why do people become vets actually no, pet euthanasia is now basically a full-time job in and of itself source: folks had to put the dog down last year and hired a specialist
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 22:47 |
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it's been my experience that vets have better bed side manner with animals than almost all doctors i've been with. maybe because the animals can't help it and the human docs get tired of "non exercising, smoking, overeating patient #47"
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:01 |
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Relin posted:it's been my experience that vets have better bed side manner with animals than almost all doctors i've been with. maybe because the animals can't help it and the human docs get tired of "non exercising, smoking, overeating patient #47" Doctors are very nice to me, maybe because I'm not a fat smoker and when I see a doctor it's usually for a sports injury
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:06 |
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Well, cats are officially vermin so their deaths don't have to be reported if by unnatural means (such as hitting one in your car). Dogs are considered property so killing one is reportable if it's not yours. However, I don't see that either of these reasons prevents you from eating one if you own it and it is killed humanely. I'm guessing they would have to be slaughtered being mammals and so you probably need a licence to do it. Amundsen ate his huskies on the way to the South Pole and apparently they are quiet tasty.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:51 |
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jwh posted:17 years ago: Today the vet would eat a 6 hour probation for that
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:54 |
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mercy killing a beloved pet is an act of love all you bitches who took your pet to some vet so they could inject poison, kill you'reselfs
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:05 |
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Vegetable posted:there are actual dumb people out there who dont know the gender of their pets it's hosed up to gender your pets because they can't communicate to you if they are cis or trans or whatever
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:09 |
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Nooner posted:have you ever heard of a little thing called a ..... CAT -- a- pult lol
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:17 |
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Eat your cat's heart so its soul will always be with you op
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:19 |
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yeah you gotta kill that cat real quick like; take it to the vet or give it the lassie treatment, whichever is cheapest
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:28 |
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I feel like I'm gonna get toxo just reading this thread. Jfc dudes.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:31 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 11:19 |
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Get a convertible and a parasail, glue your cats paws to it's head, then get some piano wire and-
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:41 |