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The treadmills all the way at the end have a "prowl" setting. for your own safety, keep your chin above your wrists at all times. Every Tuesday and Thursday the basketball court is padded down for members that wish to play fetch. To combine fun with a more challenging workout, half of the court is used by members who wish to play "don't give back what you fetched". While it's mostly filled up with members from the local MG Club, the rock wall is available to all members. It is well-maintained and there are two courses made for beginners, though there's no promise of a scorpion-free experience. |
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if you need someone to spot you when lifting weights, several birds should be perched nearby ready to offer you help. (Animal Gym tip for spotting: the more the merrier!) most cats sit around all day in the lounge/cafe yet they manage to stay in incredible shape. their secret? "meow" |
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Rumor has it that Animal Gym doesn't accept farm animals, but the truth is that majority of farm animals already belong to a farmer's gym. |
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Jul 7, 2016 19:45
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Everyone complains when those dirty pigs down wipe down the machines after their workout...
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super mario batali posted:Everyone complains when those dirty pigs down wipe down the machines after their workout... always hogging the squat rack too
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HighwireAct posted:always hogging the squat rack too All those muddy little footprints in and out of the bathroom stalls.
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Disciplined Gym-goer: "Welp, I'm going to carefully set my target weight on this universal press, so as to maximize my gains and..." Gorilla: "Hoo, ooh, ha! HA, ooh... AHH!" **lies down and bench presses whatever the hell the thing is set to** Disciplined Gym-goer: "Geeze, ya got no form- you got no kinda style or nuttin'!" Gorilla: **flings feces** Disciplined Gym-goer: "Aright, that's enough of you, buddy!" Gorilla: **bares hellacious fangs** Disciplined Gym-goer: "Nah, you're right, i'll wait until you're done, you just take yer time, ok pal?" https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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The local tortoise gang is complaining that the threadmills aren't racialy diverse enough and are way too fast for them. Going to the gym to get shedded has become increasingly popular. the Animal Gym is struggling to hire enough PTs.. Pet Trainers. Animal Gym recently, to much controversy opened an aquarium section for fish - cats complain that they are trying to loose weight, not gain it. Animal gym suffers the same problems as many human gyms: Small puppies being loud, trying to impress - but ultimately end up looking cute. A gym fail compilation turned into a gym flail compilation when Tom the Cat fell into the water bowl. Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Jul 7, 2016
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this sloth did half a rep with the 1 lb. dumbbell, took a five hour rest, and it still got more gains than me
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Splatmaster posted:Disciplined Gym-goer: "Welp, I'm going to carefully set my target weight on this universal press, so as to maximize my gains and..." |
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Jul 7, 2016 21:37
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4 squats good, 2 squats better. |
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Jul 8, 2016 02:24
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tao of lmao posted:4 squats good, 2 squats better. ---------------- |
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Jul 8, 2016 02:54
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tao of lmao posted:4 squats good, 2 squats better. |
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Jul 8, 2016 02:56
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tao of lmao posted:4 squats good, 2 squats better.
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Jul 8, 2016 03:01
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tao of lmao posted:4 squats good, 2 squats better. all animals are ripped, but some animals are MORE ripped
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personal trainers of all sorts are available for help, however if you choose to let scorpion train you in swimming keep in mind you do so at your own risk also the magpies are currently nesting near the free weights so please be careful and consider using one of our helmets if you need to use free weights
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