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Bear vs Gorilla years ago tore my brothers apart, the imagined battle between the two mighty foes were avatars for their rage, it was terrible to watch I think Bear would win but i never said so Also: I have seen the hatred and vitriol of Bear vs Shark rear its ugly head but that seems more dependent on location and circumstance |
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They are secretly yobbers and would never fight... because chill.
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Jul 8, 2016 02:53
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<3 
<3 Vanisher
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Uxzuigal posted:They are secretly yobbers and would never fight... because chill. you would hope but we all know there are less than 50 robbers at best and its questionable if either has reliable internet access* *besides treasure bear i would never ask treasure bear if they could kill a gorilla in a fair fight but it would be interesting to know
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Jul 8, 2016 02:59
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possible scenarios that a bear could meet with a shark and engage in mortal kombat: -an ice berg where a polar bear fights a great white shark -a tidal river where a grizzly bear fights a bull shark
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Jul 8, 2016 03:01
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A bear would be no match for a gorilla.
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Jul 8, 2016 03:09
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misty mountaintop posted:A bear would be no match for a gorilla. but would it?
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Jul 8, 2016 03:20
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and don't get me wrong, i would never pit two lives together in such a gladiatorial fashion just to settle an argument, and i feel its wrong to create two fictional personas for the sole purpose of creating such a fight but it is fascinating to think who would win
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Jul 8, 2016 03:21
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Luvcow posted:but would it? No, it wouldn't. A bear would not be a match for a gorilla. ---------------- |
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Jul 8, 2016 03:23
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misty mountaintop posted:No, it wouldn't. A bear would not be a match for a gorilla. but what if the bear was very cunning and maybe on the same if not better intellectual level as the gorilla, and perhaps the gorilla had done something terrible to the bear people and the bear is especially motivated to finish the job just spitballing here
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Jul 8, 2016 03:27
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what kind of bear? |
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Jul 8, 2016 03:31
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grizzly could have a thousand pounds on the largest silverback so unless the silverback is like, real quick developing tool use and spears or something the bear could just fall on it and crush it to death... |
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Jul 8, 2016 03:34
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Polar bear, best bear. Those crazy things are HUGE. Makes Grizzlys look like rabits. And Polar bears eat rabits... or would atleast... if there were any up there!
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Jul 8, 2016 03:34
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Adult male polar bears can weigh 775 to 1200 lbs. Adult male Grizzlies average 600-700 but a well fed long-lived male grizzly can be 1600 lbs. Silverbacks of exceptional size in the wild are bit over 500 and maybe around six feet tall. |
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Jul 8, 2016 03:39
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joke_explainer posted:grizzly could have a thousand pounds on the largest silverback well yeah maybe the gorilla is using like a rudimentary bear trap or spiked pit or something but in all fairness the bear may have been observing this and maybe developed some kind of a sling or bow that could be used at a distance
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Jul 8, 2016 03:40
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Much like the vikings did in the Viking age, Polar Bears are now invading, and breeding with grizzly bears from the south.... (Actualy called Pizzly - most likely because of their bad rear end kill all humans temperament)
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Jul 8, 2016 03:41
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A gorilla is like a bear with the strength of ten bears. |
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Jul 8, 2016 03:49
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Leo killed a bear but I have't see him kill a gorilla yet. |
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Jul 8, 2016 03:50
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Gorillas are such good fighters they named a whole type of war after them. |
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Jul 8, 2016 03:52
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The real question is what are the weather conditions like. Gorillas had the advantage if there's mist. |
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Jul 8, 2016 03:53
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perhaps the bear and gorilla have each entered an ancient stone arena at the same time, from opposite directions, and as they near each other in the middle a disembodied voice shouts "fight!" the weather is cloudy and approx 78degrees
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Jul 8, 2016 03:56
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Uxzuigal posted:Much like the vikings did in the Viking age, Polar Bears are now invading, and breeding with grizzly bears from the south.... (Actualy called Pizzly - most likely because of their bad rear end kill all humans temperament) these bears would perhaps be better suited for fighting gorillas im not sure, I'm no scientist, but it seems possible
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Jul 8, 2016 03:57
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have either of them inadvertently acquired armor or been possessed by demons? that said a kodiak or polar bear might have the advantage in the cold as winter is known for its gorilla killing properties
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Jul 8, 2016 04:13
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December Octopodes posted:have either of them inadvertently acquired armor or been possessed by demons? that said a kodiak or polar bear might have the advantage in the cold as winter is known for its gorilla killing properties another good question, and It's interesting to think that perhaps either of them can cast magical spells and such
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Jul 8, 2016 04:30
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Everyone knows Ursamancy is a puny spell school next to Gorillaturgy |
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Jul 8, 2016 04:39
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bear has claws, bear wins |
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Jul 8, 2016 04:46
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pastries are a mighty force but gorilla glue can firmly hold all kinds of stuff
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Jul 8, 2016 06:47
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Cornelious: While it is true that Ape was created in God's image, we must not give in to such base desires as killing for sport. Dr. Zaius: Indeed. Ape must not kill ape... Zira: Or bear... Cornelious: Wait, what? Dr. Zaius: Yeah, what's a bear got to do with anything? Zira: I just don't think apes and bears should fight is all Cornelious: You been drinking that grape juice plus poo poo again? Treasure Bear: Why am *I* in this skit? Splatmaster: Sorry 
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Jul 8, 2016 14:12
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Splatmaster posted:Cornelious: While it is true that Ape was created in God's image, we must not give in to such base desires as killing for sport. splatmaster to dr zaius: help me dr zaius |
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Jul 8, 2016 14:30
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Splatmaster posted:Cornelious: While it is true that Ape was created in God's image, we must not give in to such base desires as killing for sport.
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Jul 8, 2016 14:30
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Uxzuigal posted:They are secretly yobbers and would never fight... because chill. I'm actually a pretty chill guy
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Jul 8, 2016 14:52
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Business Gorillas posted:I'm actually a pretty chill guy but if you ever had to, and i would hope it would never arise, but if you ever had to... could you beat a bear in a fair fight?
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Jul 8, 2016 14:55
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Business Gorillas posted:I'm actually a pretty chill guy hey
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Jul 8, 2016 15:06
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Is the bear enlightened with the teachings of the prophet Mohammed (PBUH)? I will not raise arms against my brothers in Islam, regardless of species |
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Jul 8, 2016 15:08
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Business Gorillas posted:Is the bear enlightened with the teachings of the prophet Mohammed (PBUH)? I will not raise arms against my brothers in Islam, regardless of species no, sorry, i hope we can still be friends
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Jul 8, 2016 15:12
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treasure bear posted:no, sorry, i hope we can still be friends I am friends with everyone in byob 
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Jul 8, 2016 15:13
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Jul 8, 2016 15:13
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id still win though
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Jul 8, 2016 15:14
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treasure bear posted:id still win though Yeah, our hearts 
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treasure bear posted:id still win though You should be lucky we will never cross swords because the strength of the Quran flows through me |
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Since treasure bear and business gorillas could be considered friendly now... what would happend if they together faced Megashark?
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