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Queen

Spicy boy queens, the reproductive boys in their colony, also are generally the largest. Their primary function is reproduction; spicy boy queens may live up to 7 years and can produce up to 1,600 eggs per day, and colonies will have as many as 250,000 worker boys.[10][12] The estimated potential life span is around 5.83 to 6.77 years.[13] Young, virgin spicy boy queens have wings (as do male spicy boys), but they rip them off after mating.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 22:19

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# ? May 11, 2024 21:56

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

i signed it and i hope mr obama will take that into consideration

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# ? Jul 11, 2016 23:03

Business Gorillas

spicy boys are pro-gamergate

# ? Jul 11, 2016 23:15

I Was The Fury: Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

MrWillsauce posted:

one time I saw this scifi original movie about these spicy boys that made a computer out of themselves just because there was like a thousand spicy boys and their hive mind got smarter the more spicy boys there were and they ate this dude alive and it was brutal

I saw that one too. Their explanation was that each ant acts as one binary bit, with open jaws being a 0 and closed jaws being a 1.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 23:23

I Was The Fury: Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Everyone remembers the brutal tradition of slathering rude dudes in honey and burying them neck deep near a hill of spicy boys. But not many people remember that this revolutionary combination of sweet and spicy ruled the kitchens of the wild west until America started importing Asians and the flavor "sour" was invented.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 23:27

Senior Management

what if the child of a lady spicy boy's sibling wants to address them? Would they still be an aunt? Would that be confusing?

:jerry:

# ? Jul 12, 2016 02:41

I Was The Fury: Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

The company picnic was going great, until some spicy boys got into the potato salad. I heard Tony even ! got one in his mouth!

# ? Jul 12, 2016 02:55

google THIS

villain: I will enjoy watching my pet spicy boys sting you to death, mr. bond!

bond: is that the worst you can do? a bunch of fire ants?

villain: (appalled, whispering) james, you can't call them that! only they can call each other that!

# ? Jul 12, 2016 03:06

bean mom

google THIS posted:

villain: I will enjoy watching my pet spicy boys sting you to death, mr. bond!

bond: is that the worst you can do? a bunch of fire ants?

villain: (appalled, whispering) james, you can't call them that! only they can call each other that!

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# ? Jul 12, 2016 03:07

Piso Mojado

google THIS posted:

villain: I will enjoy watching my pet spicy boys sting you to death, mr. bond!

bond: is that the worst you can do? a bunch of fire ants?

villain: (appalled, whispering) james, you can't call them that! only they can call each other that!

# ? Jul 12, 2016 03:09

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

google THIS posted:

villain: I will enjoy watching my pet spicy boys sting you to death, mr. bond!

bond: is that the worst you can do? a bunch of fire ants?

villain: (appalled, whispering) james, you can't call them that! only they can call each other that!

# ? Jul 12, 2016 03:40

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December Octopodes posted:

crash landed from another planet spicy boy was raised by humble farmers in the middle of nowhere, with amazing powers granted by venomous stingers he fights crime when not disguised as mild mannered reporter Clark Ant

I Was The Fury posted:

Everyone remembers the brutal tradition of slathering rude dudes in honey and burying them neck deep near a hill of spicy boys. But not many people remember that this revolutionary combination of sweet and spicy ruled the kitchens of the wild west until America started importing Asians and the flavor "sour" was invented.

google THIS posted:

villain: I will enjoy watching my pet spicy boys sting you to death, mr. bond!

bond: is that the worst you can do? a bunch of fire ants?

villain: (appalled, whispering) james, you can't call them that! only they can call each other that!

~sig~

# ? Jul 12, 2016 12:03

Saint Isaias Boner: hi how are you ♥

Q: Are all spicy boys the same?
A: Actually there are several species of spicy boys found throughout the United States some of them indigenous. The Red Imported Spicy Boy (Puerconditus invicta) is considered the worst of all varieties. It has become a major pest in many parts of the country. In fact, this boy's ability to rapidly reproduce, its aggressive swarming behavior, and painful attempts to sell Socialist Worker newspapers, have made the Red Imported Spicy Boy one of the most detested insects around. The boy was accidentally introduced into the United States during the 1930�s through the port of Mobile, Alabama. Red Imported Spicy Boys have currently spread into at least 15 states�. that we know.

hi how are you ♥

# ? Jul 12, 2016 12:13

Business Gorillas

*in borat voice*

I likea boys... very spice!

# ? Jul 12, 2016 12:23

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

When it gets hot in the summer I get a steady trail of tiny mild boys in my sink.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:24

Senior Management

Please rename Spicy Boys to Spicy People of all Varieties Who Are All Equally Spicy And Cool.

:jerry:

# ? Jul 14, 2016 10:05

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

thhhpithy boythhh

# ? Jul 15, 2016 00:53

wearing a lampshade

According to Dr. Tad "Rad" Funkwell in a recent cool interview in National Chillographic, fire ants, of the genus Oecoolphyllya longindonga, will now be officially renamed Spicy Boys, in memory of the person who originally discovered them - Satan. "Lucifer? More like Coolcifer," says Dr. Funkwell, in between massive tokes of a weed joint.

# ? Jul 15, 2016 01:22

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

We did it guys

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# ? Jul 15, 2016 07:51

Ostentatious

HighwireAct posted:

We did it guys

God Bless America :patriot:

# ? Jul 15, 2016 09:36

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

Mods could we please sticky this and have it become official YOB writ?

# ? Jul 15, 2016 11:17

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

someone remake this as spicy boys.

# ? Jul 15, 2016 12:18

FutonForensic

i love the spicy boys meme, but i don't know if i can copy & paste "spicy boys" into 135 individual layers in gimp

# ? Jul 15, 2016 15:11

Saint Isaias Boner: hi how are you ♥

FutonForensic posted:

i love the spicy boys meme, but i don't know if i can copy & paste "spicy boys" into 135 individual layers in gimp

"gimp"

hi how are you ♥

# ? Jul 15, 2016 17:34

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

tghis is so beautiful... my boys

# ? Jul 15, 2016 17:36

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

my spicy boys

# ? Jul 15, 2016 17:37

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

"gimp"

Yessss

# ? Jul 15, 2016 17:40

Senior Management

somberly the Spicy Boys toil for their queen, dreaming of a a better day. One where they are free;

:jerry:

# ? Jul 15, 2016 17:55

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

http://www.sfgate.com/sports/article/El-Cerrito-man-climbs-slackline-ladder-while-8376655.php#photo-10542857
my beautiful boys failed to devour this cute guy of great, weird athletic abilities

# ? Jul 15, 2016 17:58

Ostentatious

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

"gimp"

# ? Jul 15, 2016 18:17

Ostentatious

the ferocity of the proud species of spicy boys

# ? Jul 15, 2016 18:17

bean mom

This calls for a celebration!

someone let the Savory Sisters know of this triumph

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# ? Jul 16, 2016 06:13

joke_explainer

the petition still needs like 10k signatures... anybody know 10k people?

# ? Jul 16, 2016 06:49

joke_explainer

the idea of michelle obama looking through a big stack of change.org petitions to ignore and actually even for one second holding a document proposing we rename fire ants to spicy boys is amazing

# ? Jul 16, 2016 06:51

bean mom

joke_explainer posted:

the idea of michelle obama looking through a big stack of change.org petitions to ignore and actually even for one second holding a document proposing we rename fire ants to spicy boys is amazing

It would probably be a good laugh she'd be thankful for

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# ? Jul 16, 2016 07:19

December Octopodes: Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!

the spicy boy or (Conditus Puer) is oftentimes recognized for its status as a pest

but I ask you, do you not laugh at a ball of spicy boys working together to survive a flood? if you give one of your foes the ol' spicy boy do you not giggle? true they inject a stinging venom, and true a single milkshake in the yard will bring the spicy boys to it, but all good comes at a cost. for only 30 cents a day you can help take care of a spicy boy and give it a hand to bite