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emoji posted:and then signing off on projects. yea this is nbd or anything
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i've normally held a title of being a "manager" of some kind even though i never felt like i've managed anything
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:yea this is nbd or anything I didn't say it wasn't a big deal but also there should be a chain of responsibility going back to the software as well and a body/standards for software engineering re: Therac-25.
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criminal liability for software would be p lol
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*farts uncontrollably* I'm a maker!
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Phoenixan posted:i've normally held a title of being a "manager" of some kind even though i never felt like i've managed anything i'm a senior technical lead!
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My worst professional headaches involve coders who have an EE degree and should understand computers down to the metal but are constantly surprised that they don't have a little man inside that understands intentions
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duTrieux. posted:i'm a managing technical principle
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Such as chuck Moore for example, the guy has been doing computers since the 1950s and is one of the few remaining people who can bootstrap a full hw/sw stack yet he fumes that commercial compilers should correctly fix mismatched parentheses on the fly (something that no compiler he ever made can do)
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All aboard! *makes train noises*
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Btw op public sanitation planning is a serious matter requiring a lot of integrated knowledge and people suffer when it isn't done correctly
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Gazpacho posted:Btw op public sanitation planning is a serious matter requiring a lot of integrated knowledge and people suffer when it isn't done correctly they should have thought about that before being born
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Jonny 290 posted:they should have thought about that before being born - the republican party
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oh hey the CS program where i did undergrad and had to major in EE because the CS program was so weak, finally got its ABET accreditation 
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I get paid more than any non-software engineer, so I guess I'm doing them a favor by calling myself one
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Breakfast All Day posted:you write php. sanitation engineering was already covered in the op actually php devs dont sanitize their inputs so u cant really classify them as such
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I'm a chief dreamer
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This was a social engineering experiment to see how many fake engineers would come in here to defend their credentials
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SpaceAceJase posted:This was a social engineering experiment to see how many fake engineers would come in here to defend their credentials *designs bridge in java*
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I'm a code chef.
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software dentist medical software doctor full stack lawyer
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my job is "computerer", as in, "one who computers".
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when i attended that cs school the dept head was really into the idea of software dev as an engineering discipline, otoh he never did anything to that end except teach people by rote out of a book written by a dead IBM guy who believed that mathematical formalism was the answer to everything. now he's gone and the department is thriving as part of the engineering colege what i learned from this and a few later experiences is that anyone who says they can bring engineering discipline to software dev is probably a charlatan or cargo cultist in other news, lol @ electrical engineers who think they understand CS Gazpacho fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Jul 11, 2016 |
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Wild EEPROM posted:software dentist
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Gazpacho posted:computer chiropractor reiki algorithm massage
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computesmen
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the other thing about that department head was he absolutely believed (much like leslie lamport does) that it's impossible to fix a software system with any bugs, because a program is a mathematical theorem and if it's wrong you have to start over from axioms
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Gazpacho posted:when i attended that cs school the dept head was really into the idea of software dev as an engineering discipline, otoh he never did anything to that end except teach people by rote out of a book written by a dead IBM guy who believed that mathematical formalism was the answer to everything. now he's gone and the department is thriving as part of the engineering colege i giggled every time during orientation that the dean of my engineering school said "your degree in engineering or computer science"
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the software engineering ship has long sailed though. get used it next to stationary engineer, railroad engineer and marine engineer. those 3 at least had the title before the professional engineers
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hobbesmaster posted:the software engineering ship has long sailed though. get used it next to stationary engineer, railroad engineer and marine engineer. those 3 at least had the title before the professional engineers except none of those except software engineering has abet accreditation currently working towards a computer engineering degree that does a lot of hardware stuff, device drivers, logic systems and computer architecture, and a good mix of high level thrown in, i like it but it's slowly destroying whats left of my soul
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JewKiller 3000 posted:don't give a poo poo, will continue
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creationist believer posted:ive got PE SE. by that i mean i'qve got physically exhausted by slight exercise
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Gazpacho posted:computer chiropractor unplugs usb keyboard then plugs it back in and restarts computer that will be $45 please -the PC DC
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Gazpacho posted:what i learned from this and a few later experiences is that anyone who says they can bring engineering discipline to software dev is probably a charlatan or cargo cultist idk it took millennia to bring engineering discipline to building bridges and we're only like 80 years into software there are lots of charlatans that don't understand it though, which is why everyone's just talking about if codes could kill instead of the big difference that in software the medium of your final product is the same as your design and is therefore incredibly cheap to iterate on
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Cocoa Crispies posted:is therefore incredibly cheap to iterate on it's me i'm the firm unchanging project scope, hallmark of the engineering discipline
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Gazpacho posted:the other thing about that department head was he absolutely believed (much like leslie lamport does) that it's impossible to fix a software system with any bugs, because a program is a mathematical theorem and if it's wrong you have to start over from axioms that seems extreme, but otoh i can see how a lifetime of distributed system work might lead you to that way of thinking because distributed systems are literally satan
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Flight computer crashes "Excuse me is there a Computer Engineer on this plane??" Yosposter walks to cockpit and inspects computer "Your operating system. . . is a piece of poo poo"
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