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Shaggar posted:lol don't use Linux scripts to do builds. it's actually AIX
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:wait how do you have a degree in engineering the software from the autistic guy on community? idk what this means
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one of my profs was a retired nasa software engineer who would fail your submissions if you had enough spelling/grammar/punctuation errors in your code's documentation even if it worked flawlessly I thought he was a colossal dick but he beat some good habits into us that I now appreciate thanks, prof
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Necc0 posted:it's actually AIX same difference
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ya my job is miserable
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why does yospos care so much about this
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In my current job I have the title Telecom Operation Engineer even though I only qualify for Technician if you look at my formal education. I like to say that Engineering is the new Technician in mobile and broadcasting services.
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MeruFM posted:why does yospos care so much about this They're insecure about their degrees for some reason even tho engineering is lovely and has poo poo pay compared to software.
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i spoke with a customer service engineer at an ISP earlier today
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Necc0 posted:idk what this means there's a Pakistani guy named "abed" on the tv show "community" 
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lampey posted:i spoke with a customer service engineer at an ISP earlier today hahaha
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i was a package relocation engineer at my first fulltime job. i was the mailboy. this isn't a joke, it was on my business card.
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Beast of Bourbon posted:i was a package relocation engineer at my first fulltime job. Its two jokes really. They give the mail boys business cards
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JewKiller 3000 posted:don't give a poo poo, will continue  JewKiller 3000
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Here's a little joke that also describes my thoughts on your profession
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SpaceAceJase posted:Here's a little joke that also describes my thoughts on your profession That's completely wrong. Real
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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blowfish posted:That's completely wrong. Real real software engineers use "site:" as needed to accomplish the same thing
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lampey posted:i spoke with a customer service engineer at an ISP earlier today senior director, computer janitorial engineers
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MeruFM posted:why does yospos care so much about this because real engineers are cool + good and deserve the respect of the title computer touchers are bad and deserve no respect
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also it's straightup illegal most places outside of california to misuse the title
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:also it's straightup illegal most places outside of california to misuse the title
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the first software firm that i worked for was literally named "Software Engineering Technology", run by that same CS department head i mentioned earlier who didn't have a PE certificate and I don't think any of the supervisors did either and they contracted with the DoD. now that i think about it it's kinda surprising they never got busted
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:also it's straightup illegal most places outside of california to misuse the title even texas has industrial exemptions there are thousands of job ads for software engineering jobs from companies like amazon just in austin
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AFAIK you can call yourself a [something] engineer and be fine, you just can't call yourself a regular engineer without a PE certificate. Otherwise they would've busted every train engineer a long time ago.
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Sagebrush posted:what's the visual equivalent of tone-deafness? that stuff is all bike shedding in the mind of an engineer.
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Doc Block posted:AFAIK you can call yourself a [something] engineer and be fine, you just can't call yourself a regular engineer without a PE certificate. You're out of your depth itt
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I love to sperg hard about words
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Doc Block posted:AFAIK you can call yourself a [something] engineer and be fine, you just can't call yourself a regular engineer without a PE certificate. yeah railroad engineers definitely don't have any kinda licensure or certification or anything you can just call yourself one no prob
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 Nowhere did I say that railroad engineers don't have to undergo any training. But whatever. Y'all wanna get butthurt over a programmer calling themselves a software engineer, fine. Like, it'd be one thing if people expected software engineers to be able to design a dam or whatever, or if software engineers were trying to pass themselves off as PE certified, but no one is doing that. Doc Block fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Jul 19, 2016 |
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Doc Block posted:
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a train engineer, hes as dumb as a steer a computer engineer, so clever hes gone clear.
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Captain Foo posted:lmao 
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programmers can start calling themselves engineers when they can demonstrate that their hobby requires specialized knowledge, training, discipline or effort
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i like this graphic
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my proudest day was when i passed the anal extension engineering exam and earned my ring
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im a...tax engineer??? idk this doesnt feel right. im sorry im out
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suffix posted:my proudest day was when i passed the anal extension engineering exam and earned my ring Mr. Johnson.
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Dislike button posted:im a...tax engineer??? idk this doesnt feel right. im sorry im out prob more engineering involved in that then what all the me grads at my office do
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Stymie posted:programmers can start calling themselves engineers when they can demonstrate that their hobby requires specialized knowledge, training, discipline or effort or responsibility for what they program, that's always seemed like one of the biggest part of actual engineering is that your name is on it, people could die, you have a responsibility to engineer a solution that is safe and effective
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