Is there anything sexier than eye contact

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ThingOne: Would you like some tofu?

Butt contact

Butt-to-Butt

Pooping back-and-forth

FOREVER

# ? Jul 14, 2016 16:19

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# ? May 1, 2024 06:27

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

in the old days young girls were forced to wear chastity eye glasses

# ? Jul 14, 2016 16:20

bean mom

ThingOne posted:

Butt contact

Butt-to-Butt

Pooping back-and-forth

FOREVER

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# ? Jul 14, 2016 16:24

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

An eye for an eye turns the whole world on

# ? Jul 14, 2016 17:17

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

this trash can gets so much rear end

# ? Jul 14, 2016 21:42

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

this trash can gets so much rear end

wanna see more of that sweet sweet can

# ? Jul 14, 2016 22:02

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

this trash can gets so much rear end

You can have the rear end. I want the eyes.

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# ? Jul 14, 2016 22:10

yeah actually they will

You know what they say about guys with huge penises... [gestures coquettishly towards eyeballs]

# ? Jul 14, 2016 22:43

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

people at the dog park get really offended that my dog still has his eye balls

# ? Jul 14, 2016 22:45

City of Glompton

is that sand in your eyes, or are you just happy to see me?

# ? Jul 14, 2016 23:06

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

no they will not posted:

You know what they say about guys with huge penises... [gestures coquettishly towards eyeballs]

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 23:25

alnilam

no they will not posted:

You know what they say about guys with huge penises... [gestures coquettishly towards eyeballs]

City of Glompton posted:

is that sand in your eyes, or are you just happy to see me?

Luvcow posted:

people at the dog park get really offended that my dog still has his eye balls

# ? Jul 14, 2016 23:50

google THIS

*watching old tex avery cartoons* wow, some of these are really lewd

# ? Jul 15, 2016 00:06

wearing a lampshade

im all about the reTNA so sexy

# ? Jul 15, 2016 01:15

deep dish peat moss

google THIS posted:

*watching old tex avery cartoons* wow, some of these are really lewd

I went searching for a scene that this reminded me of but what I found instead was this

# ? Jul 15, 2016 02:02

Robot Made of Meat

Shakill OReal posted:

I went searching for a scene that this reminded me of but what I found instead was this

Makes ya' proud to be a Murcan.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jul 15, 2016 03:06

MrWillsauce

that guy has his priorities straight

# ? Jul 15, 2016 03:10

deep dish peat moss

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Makes ya' proud to be a Murcan.

I think he's Tazmanian.

# ? Jul 15, 2016 06:16

Android Blues

no they will not posted:

You know what they say about guys with huge penises... [gestures coquettishly towards eyeballs]

Luvcow posted:

people at the dog park get really offended that my dog still has his eye balls

google THIS posted:

*watching old tex avery cartoons* wow, some of these are really lewd

# ? Jul 15, 2016 20:21

Senior Management

:jerry:

# ? Jul 15, 2016 22:00

Senior Management

Milk Apes are very sexy RIP

:jerry:

# ? Jul 15, 2016 22:01

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana

Vynar posted:

RIP Harambe

# ? Jul 15, 2016 22:49

Grout: The Original Vaudeville Villain

just rubbing and blinking all our eyes up in each others eye holders or "faces"

# ? Jul 16, 2016 04:36

worthless insect

someone voluntarily spoke to me for no reason at a concert and it was the most romantic thing to ever happen in my life

bad boy

# ? Jul 16, 2016 04:53

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

if you're not willing to reciprocate your partner's ocular, you need to take a serious look at your sex life

# ? Jul 16, 2016 05:10

MrWillsauce

dude sad movies get me so wet up there

# ? Jul 18, 2016 16:32

Senior Management

psssh amateurs

call me when you have swapped eyes with your partner

:jerry:

# ? Jul 18, 2016 17:19

The X-man cometh

Ugh, eye swapping is so 70s

# ? Jul 18, 2016 17:33

alnilam

People look at me all shocked when i walk around in public without sunglasses, but it's my body and I'm not ashamed of it, and it's not anything people don't see in their own bedroom or, let's be honest here, the bathroom mirror (we've all been there

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Get with the 21st century prudes

# ? Jul 18, 2016 17:41

google THIS

has anyone here had problems with premature observation? Because I have, um, a friend who could use some advice

# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:36

MrWillsauce

^lol

# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:38

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

google THIS posted:

has anyone here had problems with premature observation? Because I have, um, a friend who could use some advice

# ? Jul 18, 2016 21:41

bean mom

Not me I can ball all night

# ? Jul 18, 2016 21:51

Senior Management

google THIS posted:

has anyone here had problems with premature observation? Because I have, um, a friend who could use some advice

My friend alnilam told me in confidence that sometimes he has to blind fold himself to avoid this issue. The secret he told me was to turn it into a sexy tease instead of a pathetic effort not to cash out early.

:jerry:

# ? Jul 18, 2016 21:51