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misty mountaintop posted:If you touch your own eyeball too much, you'll go blind. God hates it when you cry and spill all that seed on the ground and all over your face ---------------- |
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I kept rubbing my eyes and now my palms are hairy |
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misty mountaintop posted:If you touch your own eyeball too much, you'll go blind. |
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misty mountaintop posted:If you touch your own eyeball too much, you'll go blind. does this include putting in contacts?
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Well...
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Me: looking into my date's eyes, thinking about how beautiful and deep they are My date: "ummm excuse me, my boobs are down here?" |
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It was love at first sight when I saw my husband's thousand yard stare. |
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How to I parlay my blue eyes into sordid love affair?
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mods? I thought these types of images were not allowed.
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alnilam posted:Me: looking into my date's eyes, thinking about how beautiful and deep they are
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Our eyes met across the crowded room, were formally introduced by a mutual friend and had started a brief affair before we even realized that they were missing.
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Our eyes met across the crowded room, were formally introduced by a mutual friend and had started a brief affair before we even realized that they were missing. Well, that's what happens when you let your eyes wander. |
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Barking Gecko posted:Well, that's what happens when you let your eyes wander.
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Bill Clinton: I did not make eye contact with that woman!
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me:  her: wait, before we go any further... did you bring protection? me: 
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FutonForensic posted:me:
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Lady and the tramp are both studying their menus, their eyes slowly moving up the pages, their heads moving closer together until |
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google THIS posted:Lady and the tramp are both studying their menus, their eyes slowly moving up the pages, their heads moving closer together until  references used: mating slugs, melted bundle of Twizzlers
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Jul 21, 2016 20:32
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FutonForensic posted:
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FutonForensic posted:
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super mario batali posted:Bill Clinton: I did not make eye contact with that woman! It depends on what the definition of "eye" is. ---------------- |
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FutonForensic posted:
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drunk alone at the bar I was caught male gazing the bartender now I have to notify my neighbors when I move onto their block |
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misty mountaintop posted:It depends on what the definition of "eye" is. Bill Clinton: our eyes never met, if you know what i mean
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Ci-agra is now being offered to blind people to improve their libido.
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FutonForensic posted:
OK. This isn't at all creepy or anything. Thanks!
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FutonForensic posted:
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