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Luvcow

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as we parted ways she put her finger to her lips, telling me to be quiet, and then she lovingly poked at my eyeballs, sensuously gouging and fondling them and causing my eyes to well up with tears, and only after several minutes did she stop, quietly whispering goodbye.

It was many months later that i got over my heartbreak at losing her, and several years more before i regained my sight.

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City of Glompton posted:

please make sure to practice safe eye contact every time. daily disposable lenses are cheap, easy to use, and come in a variety of fun colors and styles. you can try inserting then on a peeled grape if you need practice.


Piso Mojado posted:

who needs eye contact when your face is completely hidden behind your custom made dura-dura!! cat ears motorcycle helmet


Piso Mojado posted:

me: (slight eye cotact) "This baby here is a replica of Yamagata's T-461 from the blockbuster movie Akira. Need a lift?"

girl: *faints*

Luvcow

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in the old days young girls were forced to wear chastity eye glasses

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Admiral_eX_laX posted:

this trash can gets so much rear end



wanna see more of that sweet sweet can

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people at the dog park get really offended that my dog still has his eye balls

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alnilam posted:

Me: looking into my date's eyes, thinking about how beautiful and deep they are

My date: "ummm excuse me, my boobs are down here?"

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FutonForensic posted:



references used: mating slugs, melted bundle of Twizzlers

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