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bean mom

she checked herself; it was time to wreck

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Piso Mojado posted:

(leaning in for a kiss) "goldmine, bithc"

:swoon:

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don't get pink eye; avoid the stink eye

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Robot Made of Meat posted:

My mom got contacts for her eyes very early on. She had the actual glass ones, and she'd regularly drop them on the bathroom floor. As I was the one waiting for her to finally get out of there so I could get ready for school, I'd always be recruited to help her find it without scratching or breaking it.

So, no. Contacts are not sexy!

sure its not sexy if your mom does it

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Hopefully Anti-seematism is not on the rise. I'll keep my peepers out

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ThingOne posted:

Butt contact





Butt-to-Butt






Pooping back-and-forth




























FOREVER

))<>((

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Not me I can ball all night

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misty mountaintop posted:

If you touch your own eyeball too much, you'll go blind.

God hates it when you cry and spill all that seed on the ground and all over your face

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