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Tim Cook is on stage, announcing apple's latest product. "Introducing... the iContact!" The audience gasps, the name offends their sensibilities so. Apple gets called in for a dog and pony show of a congressional inquiry led by prudish types over the "gaffe" of their product name being a homophone of a sexual act, but as they say no publicity is bad publicity and sales surge among millenials.
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no they will not posted:You know what they say about guys with huge penises... [gestures coquettishly towards eyeballs] City of Glompton posted:is that sand in your eyes, or are you just happy to see me? Luvcow posted:people at the dog park get really offended that my dog still has his eye balls |
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Jul 14, 2016 23:50
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People look at me all shocked when i walk around in public without sunglasses, but it's my body and I'm not ashamed of it, and it's not anything people don't see in their own bedroom or, let's be honest here, the bathroom mirror (we've all been there  ).Get with the 21st century prudes |
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Jul 18, 2016 17:41
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Me: looking into my date's eyes, thinking about how beautiful and deep they are My date: "ummm excuse me, my boobs are down here?" |
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Jul 21, 2016 02:00
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FutonForensic posted:
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