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Milk Apes are very sexy RIP

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psssh amateurs

call me when you have swapped eyes with your partner

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google THIS posted:

has anyone here had problems with premature observation? Because I have, um, a friend who could use some advice

My friend alnilam told me in confidence that sometimes he has to blind fold himself to avoid this issue. The secret he told me was to turn it into a sexy tease instead of a pathetic effort not to cash out early.

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misty mountaintop posted:

If you touch your own eyeball too much, you'll go blind.

does this include putting in contacts?

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How to I parlay my blue eyes into sordid love affair?

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mods? I thought these types of images were not allowed.

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