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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > Is there anything sexier than eye contact
 
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sex


* # ¿ Jul 14, 2016 02:24
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 16:46
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It was love at first sight when I saw my husband's thousand yard stare.

* # ¿ Jul 21, 2016 02:09
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Bill Clinton: I did not make eye contact with that woman!


* # ¿ Jul 21, 2016 14:39
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FutonForensic posted:



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* # ¿ Jul 21, 2016 20:46
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misty mountaintop posted:

It depends on what the definition of "eye" is.

Bill Clinton: our eyes never met, if you know what i mean


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