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motorcycles. motorcycles are sexier
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May 21, 2024 15:48
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who needs eye contact when your face is completely hidden behind your custom made dura-dura!! cat ears motorcycle helmet
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Jul 14, 2016 01:20
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me: (slight eye cotact) "This baby here is a replica of Yamagata's T-461 from the blockbuster movie Akira. Need a lift?"
girl: *faints*
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Jul 14, 2016 01:43
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I suspect many byobs might struggle with making eye contact with the opposite sex. One trick for this is to look just slightly above their eyes and imagine a really funny thread on their foreheads.
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Jul 14, 2016 01:48
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(leaning in for a kiss) "goldmine, bithc"
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Jul 14, 2016 01:52
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please make sure to practice safe eye contact every time. daily disposable lenses are cheap, easy to use, and come in a variety of fun colors and styles. you can try inserting then on a peeled grape if you need practice.
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Jul 14, 2016 02:01
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If you touch your own eyeball too much, you'll go blind.
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Jul 19, 2016 04:02
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May 21, 2024 15:48
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references used: mating slugs, melted bundle of Twizzlers
lmao
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