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City of Glompton

Try new Sexeye© eyedrops, for moist, sensual eyes your lover can't resist!

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(unsurprisingly, the "warming" line of Sexeye© eyedrops was an unmitigated disaster)

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please make sure to practice safe eye contact every time. daily disposable lenses are cheap, easy to use, and come in a variety of fun colors and styles. you can try inserting them on a peeled grape if you need practice.

City of Glompton fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Jul 14, 2016

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is that sand in your eyes, or are you just happy to see me?

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misty mountaintop posted:

If you touch your own eyeball too much, you'll go blind.

Like I said before, I'm only rubbing my eyes because I'm tired. Jeez.

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thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

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