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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > Is there anything sexier than eye contact
 
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Robot Made of Meat

 Smiles. Eye contact and great smiles are heart-melting. And knee-melting.


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* # ¿ Jul 14, 2016 01:20
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 00:09
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Robot Made of Meat

 My mom got contacts for her eyes very early on. She had the actual glass ones, and she'd regularly drop them on the bathroom floor. As I was the one waiting for her to finally get out of there so I could get ready for school, I'd always be recruited to help her find it without scratching or breaking it.

So, no. Contacts are not sexy!


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* # ¿ Jul 14, 2016 02:28
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Robot Made of Meat

Shakill OReal posted:

I went searching for a scene that this reminded me of but what I found instead was this



Makes ya' proud to be a Murcan.


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* # ¿ Jul 15, 2016 03:06
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Robot Made of Meat

FutonForensic posted:



references used: mating slugs, melted bundle of Twizzlers

OK. This isn't at all creepy or anything. Thanks!


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* # ¿ Jul 22, 2016 03:50
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