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I can't get enough of Nick Mullen making GBS threads on Brandon 'copy/paste WSHH comments' Wardell. VV Yeah, I listened. They paused twice in a 50 minute ep for him to update his snapchat/twitter/instagram. red19fire fucked around with this message at 17:38 on Sep 16, 2016 |
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Homework Explainer posted:i finally listened to the latest episode and i think it's low key the best one they've ever done. the human rights discussion is essential listening and i agree with basically everything said in that segment  From the 34th floor of the Empire State Building
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I keep laughing at the eternal battle of volcels vs. incels.
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Oct 26, 2016 16:33
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A cat that can't stop vomiting and making GBS threads on everything probably wasn't meant to survive on this earth.
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Nov 3, 2016 23:53
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Literally posted:Did Amber's cat die? No, I'm 3 minutes into the newest CumTown, and the cat has already vomited and then immediately shitted, and the Cumboys are talking about Amber's cat-shaped blind spot when it comes to reminding her roommates about shared space cleanliness. By my count that's at least 3 episodes on the free side where the cat is making GBS threads & vomiting in the kitchen while the 'boys podcast.
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Nov 4, 2016 01:14
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BBJoey posted:if you're not down with my boy "Copy & Paste From Worldstar Comments Section" wardell you can gently caress off back to cum town best nickname ever 
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Nov 23, 2016 03:39
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Sebadoh Gigante posted:I forget which ep but he actually said "radiumstomper58" and in a different episode he mention somethingawful by name and said that one of his favorite posts ever was the guy sayings RPGs are better than sex. Brandon's 'comedy' is best described by Nick Mullen: 'copy & paste from world star hip hop comments section and r/blackpeopletwitter' His personality is just whatever meme is popular at the moment, and he's mostly known for getting danny trejo to say #dicksoutforharambe on snapchat. Was Amber's "it's sexist to not cosider slot machines as gambling" serious? because if so 
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Dec 20, 2016 02:47
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If there's nothing good left in this world, we'll always have Dan "Definitely A Millenial" Nainan to keep us entertained.
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Dec 30, 2016 02:48
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I finally listened to Eli Lake on the rapaport podcast Does he always have that tattling to teacher lilt to his voice? Also lol at begging rapaport fans to be his personal twitter army.
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Jan 4, 2017 14:45
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Hocus Pocus posted:Didn't Dan Nainan have an email exchange with Marc Maron a few years ago offering to pay Marc to let him on his podcast? I'm sure it was Dan Nainan, or some other dude who does heaps of shows in Dubai for oil failsons. His emails sounded real kooky. Yeah, as I recall, Dan asked to be on the podcast, back when Marc was struggling and WTF was still smallish and gaining steam. Marc said no, because Dan is a corporate comedy hack, not respected in comedy, funny, well-known nor interesting. So Dan of course takes it personally and offers Marc $10k to have him on as a guest, and Marc tells him to gently caress off because he has artistic integrity. Dan then shot off like an email a day for a week with pictures of his filet mignon meals on private jets in the middle east while doing his awful but lucrative 'my crazy immigrant parents' corporate comedy. Which he stole from Russell Peters, who in turn stole from Gina Yashere. He's done some obnoxious stuff without any self awareness, and he just doesn't understand why no other comedians like him. Like for a few years any misspelling of Russell Peters' website would link to Dan's (set up visually similar to Russell's), and he'd answer the phone pretending to be Russell's agent, and then say that Russell unfortunately isn't available for your gig but there's this other great comedian, Dan Nainan who's available and also 100% clean. Or with this whole Millennial Comedian thing, he's claiming to be 34 or 35 now, but he also won't abandon his 9/11 Changed My Life narrative. So if the Forbes journalist had done the back-of-envelope math at any point in the 40 minute interview, they would have figured out that 'Millennial Dan Nainan' was a 17 year old 'senior software engineer' when he saw the second plane strike the south tower from his corner office at Intel. It's a deep, fascinating well of unbridled narcissism.
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Rhesus Pieces posted:
I think it's more telling that Dan finally admits someone with severe brain damage could do his job.
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The Muppets On PCP posted:matt's escalating incredulity at everyone else's inability to clean up cat poo poo is the highlight of the year Holy poo poo this was the best, especially after Will's "What do you think guys, should we power through it?"
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i just realized that no one with any self respect will perform at the WH correspondent's dinner. It's going to be Jeff Dunham and Carrot Top, emceed by Nainan.
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Jan 12, 2017 17:24
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Breadallelogram posted:Wtf how old are snake people The current generation of ~18-26 year olds are the millennials/snake people. The Oregon Trail Generation is the one that came after Gen X but before Millennials, who like me played OT on Apple 386's in grade school, along with that turtle drawing program.
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Feb 2, 2017 16:52
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:feeling so incredibly triggered right now It's the beige one I think, from around 1992. All I remember was that the best color was VGA.
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The Narrator posted:Carl Diggler is real and my dad Your dad misses you, and wishes you could convince your mother to be more forgiving in family court. E: 
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Feb 8, 2017 07:18
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The Time Dissolver posted:I have always wondered who plays Diggler. (e:f,b) If it was just a photograph or two or three of him I'd assume they were just using stock photos but they seem to have had a guy specifically to model as Carl Diggler. Yeah, for me it's one of those podcasts that's always on the verge of being deleted but i keep it around in case i run out on long drives. It's like Ed is afraid of hosting and unsure of himself while trying to be ironic and detached. He also lifts his voice at the end of statements so they sound like questions, and it's like he's seeking approval from felix/jesse. But who am i kidding, i've listened to almost every episode.
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Feb 8, 2017 23:42
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They kind of danced around out, but the best part of all these militia idiots is that everyone picks their own rank in whatever cosplay battalion, and almost everyone picks captain, colonel or general. Whereas in the real military, there's maybe one officer per 50 enlisted. Like in the aftermath of the Bundy standoff, all these idiots from different militia groups were all threatening & pulling guns on each other partially because no one knew who outranked the other.
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Tatum Girlparts posted:it's really weird because I've never considered myself some proud macho tough guy but if my friend pulled this poo poo on me I'd be laughing in his face and tell him to gently caress himself. How do all these tough gun boys do it? This happened to me in the *actual* military. My roommate on Okinawa got promoted and when I said 'congrats jimmy' he got in my face and demanded I stand at parade rest and call him Corporal S----- or else I'd be NJP'd. Okinawa is also considered a garrison hell hole. Mr. Lobe posted:I can't help but read some kind of a sex thing into calling your childhood friend "sir" while off-duty. GIP has or used to have a whole thread for these kinds of stories, but one time in a Hollywood Video off base, a woman noticed my haircut while wearing civilian clothes and demanded I salute her because her husband was an officer. Military LARPers are like a cargo cult.
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Hahaha he joined a weapons platoon because he thought it would be easier. this is blowing my mind
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When Felix calls people chuds, what is it a reference to? I keep thinking of that 80's horror movie.
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:I kept waiting for someone (most likely Matt, dark horse Amber) to start yelling "THEY JUST WANT TO gently caress THEIR MOMS" during that bit. Yeah the only thing I could think of is that if whatever romanticized version of the patriarchy made a comeback somehow, these dorks think they'd suddenly be getting a handsome salary and a harem for gaming and posting online. It's the same with like preppers and zombie apocalypse dweebs, they'd very obviously be the ones at the bottom of the pile, the first to die of starvation or marauders, but they've somehow deluded themselves into thinking they'll be Alphas in this new glorious future.
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Feb 28, 2017 03:59
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Ed Zitron breathlessly explaining FYAD to Rob Corddry while trying to maintain ironic detachment was so god drat cringey on the latest Scumbag.
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manyak posted:i havent listened to this podcast before but Im gonna listen specifically for this thank you I should probably clarify it's right around the 16 minute mark. Just brutal.
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The Chapo watercolor portrait is my favorite thing in the world.
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Trabisnikof posted:I love listening to PSA shill like motherfuckers then drop hints they aren't getting paid while Chapo screams gently caress you socialism and is rolling in the dough. Seriously pleases me. Lol why would you shill for something for free? Isn't that like a tenet of capitalism, gently caress YOU PAY ME?
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Halloween Jack posted:Yeah so, a Chapo thread is a totally appropriate place to diss martial arts. If you want to beat people up, but also avoid maiming them, judo is actually way better for that and it works. I remember taking a free aikido class in middle school, and the first lesson was how the black belt could pass through a narrow opening, like an alley, by waving his had a certain way. He then did Ki-yai and bumped between two kids to demonstrate the technique.
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Sushi in Yiddish posted:I enjoyed this week's scumbag, though poor Ed and Felix gently try to coax David Hatter away from purestrain liberalism. You could hear them pause when David name checks Samantha Bee I whispered to myself, 'gently caress 'em up, Felix' as soon as he said it.
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Henchman of Santa posted:The election episode of Clone High is the most accurate take on politics I wish more people saw this show because I still crack up at JFK's stump speech being nothing more than his weekly workout plan. E: found it https://youtu.be/qM8H4NDklfo red19fire fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Apr 21, 2017 |
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Apr 21, 2017 18:41
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rumble in the bunghole posted:Delany's one of the really early weird twitter guys who turned into an actual comedian. He stole the Husband's Gamble for his tv show. What is this? google only shows me results for people asking reddit how to protect their assets from degenerate gamblers, and i don't remember Rob saying anything about it in his book or twitter.
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Halloween Jack posted:Was listening to, I think, ep. 37 and I had to turn it off when they asked their guest what his latest meme is now that Dicks Out for Harambe is passe. prefect posted:Brandon Wardell. He's great on Cum Town -- Nick just goofs on him pretty much nonstop. Even when he's not there. Wardell is like 28 and makes youtube/snapchat/IG comedy videos for 15 year olds and somehow gets paid actual money for it. As Nick put it, his entire career is copy/pasting from r/blackpeopletwitter and worldstar hip hop comments sections. It's funny to me, when he goes on cumtown and tries to do the 'comedians bloviating about The Craft' trick when he bombs constantly if 'the crowd' isn't full of teenagers.
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I've kind of gotten tired of SFR now that I've noticed both hosts say You Know What I Mean a lot during the show, like every couple of minutes and it grates on me. Also they sell kratom with their patreon for some reason.
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Dimebags Brain posted:I like how Lovett rants about how the democrats will take inspiring popular things that people like and want to support like universal healthcare and $15 minimum wage and run it through a bunch of committees and organization to get to a technocratic compromise that they will present to people instead of the inspiring ideal, and then wonder why people don't vote for them. This is then immediately followed up by Favrau trying to come up with a technocratic compromise for what Bernie should have said in the Perez interview. That's what I've been saying for years. Instead of starting from $15/hr and negotiating down to $12, for example, they just start at $12 to avoid confrontation and get ignored or denied entirely. Like even with a D majority in the house, senate and presidency, they refused to try all that hard at healthcare reform, or education, or anything really. Of course a big part of that is being bought & paid for by lobbyists & corporate interests, but at least act like you have the will to do your job.
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Okay real talk, can anyone actually parse this? It's like trying to read graffiti from a moving car. Chapo is fake-radical, because they use their real names and faces. Alt-right nazis are the real radicals, because they use anime avatars & fake names on twitter, and their lives would be ruined if anyone found out who they are offline. That fat, crying nazi firefighter is the true spirit of revolution 
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Dimebags Brain posted:Matt got drunk and gave a great speech on Periscope. All the chapo boys play down their intelligence and it just reminds me how much time i've wasted watching TV.
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Here's a solid article about Jeet et al.: https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/07/the-hall-monitors-tale-the-centers-war-on-chapo-tr.html As has been said before, the Dem blogger-class of sycophants are mad they're being ridiculed for their spinelessness, and are even more nude, red & mad they can't call Mr. Chapo's manager to get him fired.
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Cross posting from the other Best Thread:Jose posted:https://www.theverge.com/2017/7/25/16020666/us-trademark-law-disparaging-the-piss-tape-is-real quote:As I was researching for this story, I found a megathread titled “The Piss Tape is Real” deep inside the recesses of the political subsections of Something Awful forums. At some point last week, a user posted, “So guys I filed a trademark application for the phrase ‘the piss tape is real’ and I got a call from some reporter from the verge yesterday. how should I respond.”  but the Discourse
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How does Virgil do the die scoring? The base score is 60, and your d20 roll adds to that? From listening to Nerd Poker I thought the system was that if your stat is an 11, you need to roll at least an 11 to pass whatever check? Also what does it mean when he said to write a check mark next to a stat?
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