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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Sebadoh Gigante posted:

I think it's good to have some rowdy and offensive people on the left. Not saying everyone should be like that but there are a lot of dirtbags and failsons out there who could be drawn to libertarianism or worse, the alt right, so I think it's great that the left has an outlet for those lost souls.

Yea I don't think we need every voice to be Chapo, but I think The Woke Zoo Crew has a place in appealing to their crowd and it's kinda nice to have an alternative version of dirtbags that don't randomly go on 'and ya know if you think about it ALL lives matter, am I right guys, people are too PC' tangents and poo poo. They're a good voice to have but I really just can't pretend they're some icon of what everyone should be like or anything.

Pretty much

BBJoey posted:

chapo is a podcast about twitter idiots making fun of bigger twitter idiots. it is not the vanguard of the revolution.

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
big nik looks very small

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
i live in a shack in the woods and, frankly, am better for it

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Vice Principals and Silicon Valley rule a lot. Mr Robot kinda isn't my scene but I like it's concept.

The whole 'prestige tv' idea is just a way to pretend somehow watching one dumb rear end show is inherently more noble than watching seinfeld reruns in your underwear

You can put all the fancy names on your project you want but there's no way to turn a couple of books written as crappy D&D knockoffs that will probably never be finished into must see tv

sexpig by night fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Nov 29, 2016

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Typical for a company founded by a dude who didn't want people to gently caress

yea I'm surprised the company started by a guy who wanted to shoot yogurt up people's assess and fired people for loving is coming out against the gorilla cum side of the alt right. 2016 makes strange bedfellows

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Joe Walsh is gonna stomp the cuck region.

the only one with even a remote chance to unseat him is gorilla cum man, the rest of them are a mix of 'who' and generic idiots who will pale next to mr 'grab your muskets' and 'have you TRIED raping a girl though???'

Though isn't James Woods the guy who bragged about a guy suing him dying and acting as if that counts as a win for him? If he wasn't against Walsh from the get go he'd be a strong contender.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
if Crowder doesn't dominate the Spirit Cooking region I'll be surprised. I'll also accept Adams but come on Crowder's done so many weird self owns you have to at least give him a region win.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

uber_stoat posted:

the voting has begun kiddos.

let's help our boy Chu go all the way.

https://twitter.com/ShitAccountTour/status/805456634063585280

Chu sucks so much but lol that bakedalaska basically gets off instantly. It's kinda lame that 'annoying pissbaby' ranks as a worse thing than him.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
anyone can wear a pin but only by paying 100 bucks a month will you be put on a list of people who wear a pin.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
wait so they meant it complementary when they used the picture of a dude sitting in a full suit surrounded by a four loko, bong, and 3d printed gun on his mattress on the floor?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Die Sexmonster! posted:

Yeah. That magazine cover is there too, proving they don't realize the level of the self-own they've put together.

Even for Reason that's such a weird amount of utterly avoiding self-awareness.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Joementum posted:

I'm sympathetic to his and Bernie's work in this area because Vermont's nuclear plant was run by Entergy, which was caught lying about the fact that the reactor coolant system had a leak that they "fixed" by putting an inflatable pool from Walmart under the faulty pipe and then dumped it in the river every so often.

yea I still think it's stupid but of all the people to be stupid about it at least Vermont people have a reason to be that's based in their actual experiences rather than 'nuclear, but that's the scary thing that makes godzilla!'

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Fresh Prince, the show famous for being able to make emotional or political statements in a way that wasn't that hamfisted and actually something that could reach mass audiences, deffo needs Carlton to get hooked on drugs because his company went under.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Hillary Clinton last seen crawling under the clinton house

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

I love that the thread there involves an Engadget dude joining in

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Atrocious Joe posted:

https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/813942602655473665

I'm much more comfortable with some of my tankie views now.

I know 'tankies' has become like 'hipster' for the left but really how do you write 'tankies are p. cool actually' and not go 'wait this sounds bad'

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
fair

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
In Which Sebadoh Gigante Slowly Realizes His Cousin is a Fuckin Nazi

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Sebadoh Gigante posted:

Yeah I would never encourage condescension but the "if only we were nicer :negative:" sentiment does get old after a while.

Like here, he starts out ok, but it devolves into self-flagelation by the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLG9g7BcjKs

that guy's rant is hilarious and a perfect example of someone being right that the election was absolutely lost by Clinton rather than won by Trump, but being so obsessed with leftist self-blame that he doesn't actually say anything.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

uber_stoat posted:

too bad he got his dick burned off. which begs the question, does Darth Vader have a cyborg dong, and does he ever utilize it.

Vader's suit is actually terrible because of weird budget cut reasons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVzc20Bm8Xo

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

rumble in the bunghole posted:

Hillary's loss is more of a massive strategic failure than a total rejection of liberalism. She wasn't a good candidate but she could have easily won by not pissing money away and doing a normal ground-game.

yea this is really the wrong time to decide an election was a mass rejection of anything progressive or whatever. Clinton hosed up on nearly every possible level of the campaign, if she had just, ya know, literally gone to WI once or had loving yard signs or didn't send people to burnt out trailer parks and poo poo she probably would have done fine as a generic D type.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Halloween Jack posted:

This is purely anecdotal but I heard more "Because it's our turn" and "If you don't vote for Hillary you're a sexist" stuff in 2008.

Yea I was involved in my area and the only actual person in real life I heard do that stuff was someone everyone called an idiot who shouldn't be saying that poo poo to actual voters. It seems mainly it was the domain of stupid think pieces that got overstated as if somehow it was a major pillar.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
The idea that because a white nationalist won the election we now have to pretend white nationalists may have valid points to share and should be respected is gonna be a fun one to hear tossed around for the next 8 years forever

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
look this just may be my SKEWED VIEW speaking, and it may not win me a lot of friends, but we must exterminate the mud races from our pure genepool to ensure our culture's survival.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
how long do you think before we have a straight up neo-nazi morning zoo crew that's mainstream

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Dinosaurs! posted:

I wonder what trauma led him to "You know who had some good ideas? Hitler."

typically it comes from general white superiority ideals combined with actually just being a terribly mediocre and boring loser despite believing you're inherently a potential ubermensch.Clearly the only reason this could be happening because the goddamn jews and blacks are conspiring against him.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

FlamingLiberal posted:

I noticed after the election that Bill became a lot more open about his leftist views which is nice.

Mike Nelson is a pretty boilerplate Republican from what I understand.

Really looking forward to Bill's Chapo appearance though. Maybe Patton Oswalt is next?

yea Mike is just kinda a generic midwest 'aw gee those republican boys say family is good and they want the mill to get workin again' type, sucks but not like he's out saying 'you know maybe we DO need to kick all the Muslims out before their secret terrorist training kicks in and they rape our women and blow our homes up'. Hearing Bill go full on left wing in the wake of this election more than makes up for Mike being kinda dumb.


UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Hillary's America is barely about Hillary but definitely worth a hate watch. The best part is Dinesh recreating his prison time followed by when he sneaks into the secret racism room at the DNC headquarters.

That was the one where he tried to show his house arrest as him being locked in a maximum security prison with a riot going on outside or something like he was in Oz, right? I know the DNC bit was when he literally finds the literal chains of slavery, as in the actual historical embodiment of slavery in chain form, hidden in a secret DNC drawer

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Thaddius the Large posted:

Nixonland was also really good at portraying Nixon as a pathetically insecure, sad little man, desperate for respect and power. He was almost kind of pitiful, if it weren't for the overwhelming evil and whatnot.

yea Nixon is a guy who I could almost feel bad for if he wasn't, ya know, an avatar of genuine evil on the face of the world.

Trump's the same way really. Abusive dad clearly left some hosed up scars with him, what with so much of his persona is trying to both be all 'I can be a normal guy still I swear I'm just like you' and try to force the old money crowd to like him by buying poo poo without ever understanding that he's the perfect embodiment of every old money stereotype of 'new money trash'. Like, he so clearly just wants someone to like him that he's trying to show off to two very widely different groups. That's something that should be sad but...nah because he's such a lovely person despite it.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

GalacticAcid posted:

god drat dinesh d'souza is such a worm

they mentioned the Obama movie but I forgot if they did a proper episode like this on it. If not they really need to because it's even worse. Like they said at the very least even a complete fuckup like Dinesh can actually point to lovely things the Clintons did and call it an example of corruption and it not be wrong. The Obama one is purely 'his dad hated the empire, which means HE hates the empire, which means he hates all white people which means he wants to destroy America just out of spite!!!'

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I like that one guy on that daily shoah cast apparently has a normal fake name and the other is just 'bulbasaur'. Imagine taking seriously the opinion of a guy who says 'I'm bulbasaur and I hate the jews'

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Sandweed posted:

Hey not all 8chaners are nazis, some of them are insane gamergators and/or pedos.

yea not all squares are rectangles

also man I can't wait to listen to the new episode

e: this is already gold. "This is exactly what the Torah is, we're doing Judaism"

sexpig by night fucked around with this message at 16:39 on Jan 18, 2017

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

is that the pope

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

prefect posted:

Back in episode 19, they pointed out that Jason Jones (husband of Samantha Bee) is kind of a FYGM shithead. This depresses me; please tell me they haven't said terrible things about John Oliver? :ohdear:

they made fun of him for the whole "DRUMPF, HAHA OWNED YOUR NAME IS DRUMPF EVERYONE CALL HIM DRUMPF NOW" thing as if that meant anything at all but I don't think he's ever come up. Jones (and Bee by association) literally fighting for school segregation and getting angry that people call the pro-segregation side racists or question teachers at all is probably a better well to laugh at.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Dr. Killjoy posted:

I think Felix said on the Scumbag that he likes John Oliver but just hates that liberals lionize him, similar to how they did with Jon Stewart in treating him like an authoritative figure that has more power than he really has. Google "John Oliver destroys ______" and you'll see what he's referring to.

yea can't argue with that. Dude's funny (to me at least), he tends to try to actually know his poo poo but treating 'hey this is bad, here's why' as an EPIC TAKEDOWN is crazy

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Phobophilia posted:

http://m.imgur.com/bvFGEKP?r

hey dont mind me im just gonna browse through a torrent of scat porn until I find an actor that vaguely resembles someone why may have punched out a nazi

I like that even if that's true that means he got rocked by a dude who literally eats poo poo, which makes it even funnier.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

100 degrees Calcium posted:

Sweet work if you can get it.

steady employment

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

exmarx posted:

The idea that there are people who dress up as troops to try win respect, and other people who get insanely mad at them for doing it, is really funny to me

I'm sure there have been people who have done genuine lovely things by pretending to be soldiers and all but I'll never not think the guy who runs around shouting "WHO WAS YOUR COMMANDING OFFICER" at some other dude because he thinks that motherfucker is stealing a coffee discount or whatever is the sadder person.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

I want them to do a whole 'cast in character as Capone's Speakeasy radio broadcast.

yea the only way this could get better is if next premium ep is just a full Capone's Speakeasy episode

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
is there a list of episodes the cat fucks up?

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

rumble in the bunghole posted:

gently caress joe rogan for turning guys in my jiujitsu class to pseudo-hippie/jocks who are really into sensory deprivation tanks.

joe rogan created a whole new kind of hippie and should be praised, not scorned. He found a way to merge MMA dudes and ~toxins~ dudes into one, so now every so often I have some dude who spends their free time fighting other dudes come in close and say 'hey man you ever hear about cleanses?' and then explain how drinking a potion that makes them poo poo rope for a week purified their body for maximum armbars or whatever

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