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schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things

Neo Helbeast posted:

SBMM is bad:

Yep.

http://i.imgur.com/fe8Fre5.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/pYLKIKD.gifv

schmeo fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Jul 14, 2016

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schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things

xzzy posted:

That damage referee should probably be fired because he ain't doing poo poo.

Take your pick
http://i.imgur.com/IXTfhab.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/Lq7nI7O.gifv

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things

did you get a good roll on that Fang? :smuggo:

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things

Maker Of Shoes posted:

RIP OHK body shot Eirene's

Hello trolling with test weapons. (courtesy of Uber)

http://i.imgur.com/XJbLRzc.gifv

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things

xzzy posted:

Is that a XIM or are you just hilariously precise with thumbsticks?

the latter.

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things

DrPorkChop posted:

Combustion is fun and cool, right?

You bet your rear end it is.

http://i.imgur.com/2m2X30E.gifv

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things

xzzy posted:

Two responses:

a) get this guy a SA account
b) PS has some really dumb as gently caress players

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEJibPXMKmY

(didn't listen with audio so I assume it has a lovely music track)

Amazing. We should get him a bone too.

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things
what the hell was that guy thinking.

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things

Roman posted:

Why do that to someone you like

Someone with an emotional attachment to an inanimate object spotted.

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things
^^^^ :asoiaf:: ^^^^

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things
too tempted to give Alteisen a run for his money? I'm glad you didn't succumb.

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things
:birddrugs:

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things
yoink.

http://i.imgur.com/5vqFjE5.gifv

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things
I ran self-res to troll the heavy when sun breakers and solar grenades were fun and burny, but sometimes I just play to be an rear end in a top hat rather than win

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things
it was, now I'm doing the extended range double melee shock-lock...until they take that away too.

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things

Destiny Pubstomper posted:

It would be nice if the gunsmith could adjust the appearance/color of a sight's targeting reticle, even if that didn't change the sight's stats.

I find that the blue/green arrowhead of the mida is by far the most visible sight across all maps. The red, yellow and light blue sights can get lost on maps like twifhlight gap, rusted lands, cauldron, etc.

I have to wonder what things will be adjusted now that legacy consoles are being left behind like Kirk Cameron

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things

Neo Helbeast posted:

334s vs 130s

this was such a fun match.

http://i.imgur.com/uRy0pXE.gifv

hit 3 times with a Hawkmoon and this player dies in a split second to a grenade and the Duke Mk. II while I play my SwankyCornholer account.

schmeo fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Jul 18, 2016

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

look I'm all about the modern pvp experience being poo poo but pissing in a bunch of strangers Cheerios or acting like bungie is 'protecting' them from you is loving mind numbingly dumb

of course they're 'protecting' them from you, you're much loving better than they are. what do you expect bungie to do? put 44 percent win rate players against orchestrated six stacks? the lag is garbage but what the gently caress it's not like playing against these kindergarten scrubs is somehow better?

poo poo players against poo poo players will never improve, but if you mix it up others will. It's not about pub stomping (that's a bonus) it's about bullets actually connecting because I'm not playing someone in Australia, Brazil, Russian with an internet connection that is powered by a crippled hamster on a rusty wheel.

It doesn't seem that difficult to but connection as priority and keep some level of scrub protection in play, but what they are doing isn't working when I'm shooting green bars that are teleporting across the map or not taking damage like this jackass that tanked a golden gun shot.

http://imgur.com/rqGEQmv

http://i.imgur.com/rqGEQmv.gifv

schmeo fucked around with this message at 15:38 on Jul 18, 2016

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things
I wish I would have had the laugh emote on.

http://i.imgur.com/z0R5Ca2.gifv

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things

haveblue posted:

there's a google spreadsheet in a treehouse somewhere.

Our treehouse.
http://i.imgur.com/EOdTmJS.jpg

Our spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KN6zDvsE78d09JKqAJ-JEIw4qCcG5SY1Kw3tV19zNi8/edit#gid=907163057

schmeo fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Jul 18, 2016

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things
my scrub account is SwankyCornholer if you want to add that as well.

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things

Last_Taste posted:

As one of the lovely players who is likely being protected by the current matchmaking, I am curious how it would be to make a new character. In terms of actual time invested, how long did it take to get decent weapons to play with? Did you level your entire super tree, or just get it started? It might be fun playing with a limited build, no reload gloves or extra armor gear.

Anybody else going to lag it up in iron banner this week? I will be playing most nights so feel free to add me -cyansnow19

Fake Edit - PaulaDeensGunt may be my new favorite gamertag.

I ran two missions to unlock the double jump, grenade, and throwing knife.

I'm handicapping myself with unleveled armor and unleveled weapons aside from sniper scopes. I run The Duke Mk. II white hand cannon with no sights or perks, blue sniper with starting scope. Frankly, it's improving my game because I have to play smart and have no equipment perks on which to rely.

Playing in the lag free lobbies is great, but I don't want to make people quit the game because my rear end exploded all over them.

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things

Destiny Pubstomper posted:

It's much funner to poo poo on them with bad weapons. They probably paid for carries and deserve scorn and humiliation.

I admit that Mech and I laughed a lot when we were making GBS threads on these people in doubles.

I've thought about running the full thing and building a whole new account just to see what my actual K/D would be without having to play solo and being poo poo on in crucible for a year since I was not yet a goon, and less of an idea how to play this dumb game than I do now.

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things

SmallpoxJenkins posted:

For a second I was like where the gently caress is my combustion?
Then I remembered.
I think my KD that game was like 6.8 or some stupid poo poo.

I'm looking forward to running a goon group of new accounts in sixes.

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things

SmallpoxJenkins posted:

Current account name is PanicSlam666

SwankyCornholer if you missed it earlier.

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things

Mortanis posted:

On that note, is there any advice to someone that's used to PC FPS games coming to this? I picked it up months ago and scrub'd my way to my first 40 on a Titan, but even months later now I'm still more or less at the bottom of any Crucible match. I've tried donking with the Look speed. Problem is I either wind up with a wonderful turning speed but then can't master fine tune controls for putting a reticle on people and jump all over in combat or it's way way too slow for moving around a map but much better at fine tuning and aiming at the one poor sob that walks directly into my line of fire.

Obviously I need to practice but I'm hoping I'm missing something that might make it a bit easier.

reduce your stick sensitivity. I usually use 3-4 so fine tuning is easier. I used to be horrid at Crucible then I started picking a weapon and running laps in the Ember Caves part of Venus until I was consistently getting head shots with each weapon. Ran No Land Beyond and secondary sniper to improve my sniping.

As with all practice. Start slow and worry about accuracy first and speed will come when muscle memory starts to develop.

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things

Destiny Pubstomper posted:

Don't set sensitivity to 10 unless you're a shotgun warrior. Most insane snipers I know use 3.

one of the best guys I play PvP with runs 1

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things

I was talking about someone that has actually got an unbroken. :colbert:

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things

xzzy posted:

Reddit person discovers that the exotic class items are reducing your xp per kill instead of increasing it because they're a sperg that keeps deleting and remaking hunters:

http://i.imgur.com/CSm11wJ.gifv

(watch the number at the end of the xp bar before and after equipping the cloak)

Watched it a couple times to be sure. With cloak it added 2exp. Vandals are 6exp each. He's just bad at math.

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things

Neo Helbeast posted:

First vandal kill gives 12 exp, second one gives 8. Dregs are 6 exp.

You're bad at math too

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things
Smallpox HATES me. Just thought I'd share. He's even started reporting my alt account.

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things
ImADick dot gif
http://i.imgur.com/7Qj5Yos.gifv

They chose poorly
http://i.imgur.com/51j6xW5.gifv

Straight line is clearly the best line
http://i.imgur.com/lzC3W7C.gifv

gently caress the lot of you or Nightmare doing some work
http://i.imgur.com/TqBccEM.gifv

Lastly, I have no clue what the hell happened in this clip. Has anyone seen anything like this because I laughed my rear end off at the bounce with the follow-up shot.
http://i.imgur.com/LJilbrQ.gifv

schmeo fucked around with this message at 13:38 on Jul 20, 2016

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things

I may start the habit of holding on to heavy for a while and letting the other team blow their their loads early. Not that I was a spammer before, but I would just run around with heavy out.

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things
Also, gently caress the flags while heavy is in play. If you actually play the objective.

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things

xzzy posted:

It's the pro tier choice, and anyone who uses machine guns is used to it because they can't compete with rockets. So you let everyone else frag each other in 2 seconds then you can clean up without risk.

I do this with my LMG, but I think I'm going to start doing it with rockets. Hang back and be the rear end in a top hat I usually am and then pull out my broken as gently caress Ash Factory and go to town.

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

I use it every game and I'm platinum status bitch

Some of us don't care about an e-peen

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things
It's a long gif, but it's funny.

http://i.imgur.com/52kBySt.gifv

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things

Alteisen posted:

still not paying 30 though.

Please say this means you're going away.

schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things
the bad and the ugly

http://i.imgur.com/HVqEWkN.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/mzKoXcg.gifv

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schmeo
Aug 31, 2015

I do things and make things
Sleeper in Mayhem is the best...especially cross map snipe sleeper hits.

http://i.imgur.com/ED5G6Mj.gifv

Fireworks show for winning.

http://i.imgur.com/kQpmNHR.gifv

Bad Hammer Titan, no.

http://i.imgur.com/yrRhXC3.gifv

Choices were made. Poor choices.
http://i.imgur.com/CRENnu2.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/KIhvV9l.gifv

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