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went into my apartment's bathroom one evening and there on the toilet seat sat a green tree frog. just chillin. don't have any idea how the hell it got into the apartment or into the bathroom for that matter. so i take a big cup and herd the frog into the cup. and walk past my fiancee in the living room with the frog in the cup. hurriedly open the front door and release the toilet frog into the wild. fiancee has a phobia of frogs. so she asks me what was in the cup. i told her it was a frog. then she has me sweep the bathroom with a flashlight looking for more toilet frogs. |
# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 21:49 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 20:05 |
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alnilam posted:Why does your fiancée hate my people when she was a child i think it was her cousins who would throw frog parts at her. like, her cousins were brutal children at the time and cut up frogs and threw the frog pieces at her. i guess thats why. hell i love frogs they're loving cute. |
# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 22:11 |