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Ye Olde Jimmy Helms
Rolling Scrolls
Nachos
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- deep dish peat moss
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"Wickless Candle"
Dewick your Bic
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Jul 14, 2016 05:09
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The thread title I should have used is "Rename gas station products for resale in Middle Earth"
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Jul 14, 2016 05:23
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Is that? *gasps* the giant shókobár of Barad Dur... its strange shape is said to drive those who would eat it to madness
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Jul 14, 2016 12:57
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Gatorade -> potion of lesser healing
Monster energy drink -> skooma
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Jul 14, 2016 12:58
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*rings you up a package of twinkies* these breads will never rot nor harden... may they give you sustenance when all other food has gone out
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Jul 14, 2016 13:01
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- super mario batali
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Dice-a the Mushroom
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pipe weed wrappers
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Jul 14, 2016 14:01
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I would stock up on the items you won't need to rename, like Horny Goat Weed and Mountain Dew.
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Jul 14, 2016 15:14
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Stiff Nights!
Supply the right emperors and you'd be a god amongst men
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Jul 14, 2016 15:20
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I'm dyin', Mr. Frodo
*Frodo hurriedly opens a Big Red and spills it over Sam's lips and chin*
 
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Jul 14, 2016 16:45
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5 second bacon!
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Jul 14, 2016 17:25
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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Antibiotic soap
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Jul 14, 2016 17:51
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One day nearer spring
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I'm dyin', Mr. Frodo
*Frodo hurriedly opens a Big Red and spills it over Sam's lips and chin*
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Jul 14, 2016 18:26
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spam
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Jul 14, 2016 18:52
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I would stock up on the items you won't need to rename, like Horny Goat Weed and Mountain Dew.
There's a riot outside my store and all the wizards are demanding to know what mountain I got this dew from.
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Jul 14, 2016 19:41
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*rings you up a package of twinkies* these breads will never rot nor harden... may they give you sustenance when all other food has gone out
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Jul 14, 2016 19:54
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Historically Inaccurate
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rag on a stick
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Jul 14, 2016 21:52
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The main problem with history is not enough weed.
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Jul 14, 2016 22:12
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Aragorn: Samwise, do you know kingsfoil?
Sam: aye, it's a weed!
Aragorn, nodding and smiling: awww yeeah
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Jul 14, 2016 22:17
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look, this is a glass vial with a lil fake flower in it. you smoke crack with it.
"ooga booga?"
omigod, look--you heat up this end with fire. see? fiiiiiire. ever heard of it?
"mmm... pretty"
no! don't sniff the flower, you savage! it's not real! smoke the drat crack!
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Jul 14, 2016 22:29
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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Introduce nuclear weapons to the dustant past so that a large number of history's travesties never happened for instance: the inquisition, the trail of tears, that time Becky told the rest of the cheerleaders I have a small dick even thouGH IT'S TOTALLY AVERAGE SIZED AND I DIDN'T EVEN SHOW IT TO YOU BECKY, I JUST SAID I WANTED TO, GOD, the holocaust, etc.
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Jul 14, 2016 23:22
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Production: Complete
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Introduce nuclear weapons to the dustant past so that a large number of history's travesties never happened for instance: the inquisition, the trail of tears, that time Becky told the rest of the cheerleaders I have a small dick even thouGH IT'S TOTALLY AVERAGE SIZED AND I DIDN'T EVEN SHOW IT TO YOU BECKY, I JUST SAID I WANTED TO, GOD, the holocaust, etc.
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Jul 15, 2016 05:51
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look, this is a glass vial with a lil fake flower in it. you smoke crack with it.
"ooga booga?"
omigod, look--you heat up this end with fire. see? fiiiiiire. ever heard of it?
"mmm... pretty"
no! don't sniff the flower, you savage! it's not real! smoke the drat crack!
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Jul 15, 2016 06:30
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Just candy and nothing else
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Jul 15, 2016 06:31
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Behind Ye Bars : Criminals in the Tullianum
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Jul 15, 2016 07:26
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Combos®
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Jul 15, 2016 08:25
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Friar Joseph: and what is this strange device you have here?
Me: its a rare and mysterious object, from the ancient lands of Jerusalem... you can take care of it and the cherubic spirit within makes you feel good inside... it's known to some as a tamagotchi
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Jul 15, 2016 16:05
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Hey Pheidippides, I hear you're a real fast dude... but I think you'd be faster in these... shoes made with the blessing of Nike... do you have the Nike fit app? Yeah she makes apps now.
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Jul 15, 2016 16:12
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- Kashuno
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Where the hell is my SWORD?
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Beer
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Jul 15, 2016 20:25
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- Adbot
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- MrWillsauce
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bottled water
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